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D AD
You’re a special kind of stupid, Donald Trump
GGGD
When you run your damn fool mouth, we all wish you’d just shut up
A
You don’t shut up
GABmG
There’s nothing good to say about your rancid point of view
GABm
There’s no one more embarrassing than you
GAD
There’s no one more embarrassing than you
DAD
You’re a special kind of stupid, you bigot chump
GGGD
When you’re calling people rapists with nothing to back it up
A
It sounds made up
GABmG
And we don’t need a leader who lies quite like you do
GABm
Looks like this stage is much to big for you
GAD
Looks like this stage is much to big for you

Chorus:
GD
Please shut up, please shut up
GBm
Please shut up, please shut up
AGA
Just stop

DAD
You’re a special kind of stupid, you festering lump
GGGGD
No, we can’t ID the Muslims and the Chrisitans and the Jews and round them up
A
‘Cause that’s fucked up
GABmG
It seems that life of privilege has taken a toll on you
GABm
‘Cause no one is more out of touch than you
GAD
Yes, no one is more out of touch than you

Chorus

Bridge:
G Bm
Easy fear is easy
GD
Easy fear is cheap
GABmE
Easy fear spreads the dumb
GA
And makes us all look weak

D A D
You’re a special kind of stupid, you city dump
G GD
Your platform’s not that clear, just a bunch of hate and fear, that’s not enough
A
How ’bout shut up?
GABmG
Cut our losses, stop the bleeding, come one, take a cue
GABm
There’s no ome more embarrassing than you
GAD
There’s no ome more embarrassing than you

Chorus
Tags:
G
I mean it sincerely
D
I’m down on my knees
G
I’m asking you nicely
D
I used the word “please”
G A
You’re making us look like jagoffs
BmE
That’s something we don’t need
G
And your monstrous, childish ego
A
Is something we won’t feed

G
Mr Trump,
D
These are difficult times
G
And the last thing we need right now
D
Is spme blowhard running his mouth
G
And making us look like jerks
D
So on behalf of the sane Americans here at home
Bm A
And *all* Americans abroad,
G
Just stop

At Debence Antique Music World.

Animatronic wizard at Debence Antique Music World.

This hefty piece of electronic musical history is at the Debence Antique Music World in Franklin, PA. The first of its kind was built in 1938 by the Hammond Organ Company and given to FDR in 1940 for his birthday. The one pictured is 41 of 1069. Production was stopped as the US entered WW2.

And you thought your synthesizer was heavy in the 90s.

And you thought your synthesizer was heavy in the 90s.

Circuits

Circuits

More circuits

More circuits

The Hammond Novachord Synthesizer, 1938. On display at Debence Antique Music World

The Hammond Novachord Synthesizer, 1938. On display at the Debence Antique Music World

Bearded Impaled

I had a beard

So i grew a beard for a while and was about to shave it off when i got a message that i could breathe fire for a tv show. In the interim i performed at Club Cafe for folks who knew my music well but had never seen my clown act. I feel a bit bad for Casey. She really wasn’t prepared for it. Even if (or especially if) you’ve seen it before, you’ll get a kick out of this.

Get a load of my new work. It has magic, circular reasoning, and a chance at redemption. Warning: may cause controversy if you share this with your family or community.

Total non sequitor, or deep message?