Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video)

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• published: 25 Apr 2013
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First music video off of Dicky's debut mixtape, "So Hard." Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Brian Storm on the visuals http://dreamchaser-films.com Starring Melissa Soria as Katie http://twitter.com/meet_melissa And Robert Sidney Mull III as the ex-boyfriend (even hotter in person) instagram: @robertsidneymull Lyrics Verse 1 Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell And I don't fall for chickens But this one a little different Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken got me thinkin she the one man even fully clothed, shawty really fun man get a lotta hos, but none of those come close I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd oh yeah there's one more thing and I know this shit gonna sound insane but I still haven't hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding Never been up inside before Because shes only fucked one guy before and though I really wanna boink this whore she ma sweetie 3.14 so I'm stayin patient, and masterbating, and now ma heart is sorta racing cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake But on the way to crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is So I say "who this" and she say dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim" Chorus 1 and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww Awww damn Verse 2 Man this is crazy I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay Even though I was about to get laid! Man this mafucka look like Ashton Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman In other words, he's so damn attractive So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him And he payin for it all, he investment bankin... I'm acting, like i ain't distracted but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss mid stream, I look left and guess who it is and I had to see, and I was mad discrete and I got on my toes and I took a little peek oh my god becky, look at that cock Chorus 2 And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt Aw damn Verse 3 I don't know what to do dude's dick is really huge I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth I know she's missin that My penis isn't that I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs Six pack on a dick Now what the fuck is that It's so long and thick It's like a punching bag I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing Got ma dick looking like a raisin Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy What the fuck should I do? He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru.... I think it's time to Tell Katie ma goodbyes Cuz I simply can't survive After seeing what was in between his thighs So I tell her Chorus 3 that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend I had to move ma neck to see it end to end I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end Because the sex with him must have been the best And I would say let's just be friends, but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye then she told me dicky I don't really know what to say because I dated this dude in second grade so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came, I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn ☺ My mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room. Beat - How can u stop by Cashous Clay Check out his instrumental mixtape, he's fantastic http://www.datpiff.com/Cashous-Clay-Uncleared-Instrumentals-mixtape.28553.html al green sample, check him out on itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/al-green/id99603