10,000 Pounds of Nuclear Rage in a 200 Pound Container.

If You're Not Angry, You're Either Ignorant as Fuck or Complicit With the Fascist Plutocratic Police State.

Official motto: "Fuck Capitalism (Up The Ass With A Chainsaw)!"



Facts about me:

Name: Alexander Antonin
Nickname: Alex
Discordian Holy Name (Primary): Bishop Sanctimonious the Hypocritical (“Bishop Sanctimonious” for short)
Discordian Holy Name (Secondary): Pope Andrewsarchus the 23rd, Founder of the 665th House of the Prickly Pentangle, Collector of Loose Stones from the Paths of the Damned, and Reincarnation of the Inventor of Toast. (“Pope Andrewsarchus” for short.)
Age: 33
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Religion: Discordian, theistic Satanist, pagan, into chaos magick.
My deities: Medusa, Satan, Eris, Sutekh, Baphomet.
Gender: Nonbinary (gender fluid) leaning towards masculine end of the spectrum.
Pronouns: He/him/his or they/them/their
Sexuality: Pansexual, polyamorous, grey ace.
Neurostatus: Autistic, chronically depressed
Politics: Anarcho-communist pacifist, Intersectional feminist, in favor of $25 minimum wage, in favor of giving the houses banks are leaving empty to homeless people.
Favorite colors: Black, green, blue.
Favorite music group: Blue Oyster Cult
Favorite album: “Heaven Forbid” by Blue Oyster Cult
Favorite song: Currently "Damaged" by Blue Oyster Cult
Short list of things I hate: Cops, the wealthiest one percent, fascists, fascist sympathizers, racists, people who think prejudice against white people is racism, Donald Trump (may he vanish off the face of the earth!), Donald Trump supporters, Hillary Clinton (Donald Trump in a wig and tights), "meninists" and other anti-feminist assholes, capitalism, anarcho-capitalists, creationists, governments, people in general, dogs, life, most things, probably you.
Short list of things I dislike, but not hate: Vegans, Hillary Clinton supporters, people who call themselves "equalists" rather than feminists, flat earthers, people opposed to water flouridation, people in general.
Short list of things I love: Myself, money, Bernie Sanders, socialism, communism, anarchism, Blue Oyster Cult, happiness (however fleeting), orange chicken, chicken soup, beef stew.

Note 1: If you believe in the nonsense that is Satanic Ritual Abuse, you can just go fuck off right now. Also, I am in favor of water fluoridation; if you are not, please keep that fact to yourself, or I will have to fight you.

Note 2: I am white, so if I accidentally say or do anything racist, please call me on that shit and I will seek to better myself.

Self Quote: "True hatred should be as precious as love, reserved for a very few individuals that truly deserve it. But my contempt I give freely to anyone I consider an idiot."

 

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