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Salty Woman
@HeyShayToday
she/her Sass Master. Ultimate Nerd. Pizza Lover.
Boston, MAJoined April 2009

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT THE SEQUEL TO NINTH HOUSE BY LEIGH BARDUGO WAS COMING OUT NEXT MONTH? the fact I had no wind of this- not even the title name!- feels like very bad fandom on everyone's part.
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Order your family & friends tests. I've consistently done this for my parents & this time I just kept going down my contacts list. Worst comes to worse, the system tells you if the household has maxed out their # of free tests. (You'll need name & address. Email optional)
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Everyone has to do their part to stay ahead of COVID-19 cases this winter. Get the updated COVID vaccine: vaccines.gov Order four free, at-home COVID tests: COVIDTests.gov
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Back in June, I help my mom clean out her pool shed. There's a strand of old twinkle lights with plastic flamingos. "Throw them out," she says. "They don't work." But I see that the flamingos came off easily, so I start to pull them off. "I can do something with these."
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(Side note: I cancelled my subscription after 3 months when it became it was clear pattern of company mismanagement and not just ordinary shipping delays. I'm still owed all three boxes and at this rate, I'll not be receiving the last box until February 2023....)
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I signed up for the Bookish Box Subscription in August, to start receiving monthly boxes in September. I just received a shipping confirmation TODAY December 16th that my 1st box is being shipped.
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Guns don't kill people. Lax gun safety regulations, right-wing extremism, LGBTQ hate speech, and powerful individuals who endorse & legislate those priorities kill people.
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In case twitter implodes, here is where you can find me FB: I will accept DM's for folks that want to make the argument that we're friends enough for FB. Instagram: @ heyshaytoday Mastodon: @HeyShayToday@ohai.social Where else are folks migrating to?
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YES!
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JUST IN — The @AP has called the race for Ballot Question 1, which would impose a 4% surtax on incomes over $1 million in Massachusetts. The measure has passed 51.9% to 48.1%. Story to come.
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A screenshot showing the results of Ballot Question 1 in Massachusetts.
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Overheard at a diner- Waiter: “How you doing?” Older gentleman, bent over a little and using a cane: “I’m here.”
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MA institutions are enabling police officers to get away with sexual assault. Like, there should be no scenario in which this person should have been able to return to work after sexually assaulting a co-worker. And yet...
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Pro- the animation of the rosacea on the protagonists’s face is very well done. Con- why does 1st fat character get this level of detail (a detail can be a fat stereotype in of itself) while other Disney female protagonists typically don’t get these same blemishes?
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VERY interestingly is that the original concept art features a thin/average sized body. So there appears to have been a conversation about the size of the protagonist’s body and making it larger when they moved to animation stage.
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Also not a knock- but I’d love to know how the concept was developed (in more detail). Did they consult w/ fat people or fat dancers? Director is a thin white woman so I’d be interested in knowing more about her person background & any research she did for building this story.
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I’d agree with this take. This body acceptance journey can be very true for lots of fat people (myself included) but it’s exhausting and stale when it’s the ONLY journey fat people are allowed to take on screen.
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i mean slay but why couldn’t they just have her exist and be fat with a normal disney plotline twitter.com/PopBase/status…
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Had to public speak today in a leadership role (instead of color commentary) and good news is the nerves didn’t hit me until after the meeting ended. Thanks anxiety for showing up late to the party! (But also go home now & take this puke feeling with you)
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Taylor Swift has strong bridges 100% of the time but u know who doesn’t? Massachusetts bc our bridges are barely maintained so they’re falling down and that’s why we have to pass Question 1 in 19 days so vote Yes on 1 unfortunately I have been thinking about this joke for days.
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