What is the deal with the title "Grand" as in Grand Ayatollah. Yesterday, the 4 Grand Ayatollahs in Iraq met. I wondered: did they have Grand beef, and Grand rice, and grand stew? Did they sip Grand beverages? And would it not be nice to attain the title Grand in every occupation, as in Grand Plumber, Grand Carpenter, Grand Potato Slicer, Grand Truck Driver, Grand Lawyer, Grand Professor, etc. Wait: I like the last one. Grand Professor. Or Grand Arab, Grand Angry, or Grand Angry Arab. I am increasingly liking the sound of that. This was a Grand post, by the way. I am typing this on my Grand computer, in my Grand house. I think I will fetch me a Grand beverage right now.