Hawaiian Shirt Tuesday (2012)
Actors:
Alan Abulencia (actor),
Alan Abulencia (producer),
Alan Abulencia (writer),
Alan Abulencia (composer),
Alan Abulencia (director),
Alan Abulencia (editor),
Matt Abulencia (actor),
Matt Abulencia (writer),
Matt Abulencia (composer),
David Evangelista (actor),
David Evangelista (writer),
Taylor Metras (actor),
Taylor Metras (writer),
Andrew Mills (writer),
Andrew Mills (actor),
Plot: Mayhem. Confusion. Chaos. We have it all here at One-Man-Party-Marty's wonder emporium, and it's only Tuesday. It's all about making it through the work week whether you have to deal with over bearing bosses, bi-polar co workers or maybe even a firearm or two. All this is new for the Rookie as he tries to adjust to this manic workplace. A ditzy secretary, clueless boss and Crazy Steve are just a few people Rookie will have to deal with and learn from. Is riding an office chair really safety protocol? How important are photocopies of your face? Does anyone know what we do here? None of these questions will be answered. So join a ridiculous cast with a shoestring budget for Hawaiian Shirt Tuesday. P.S. I hear the Rookie has crabs.
Genres:
Comedy,
Gangsters, Guns & Zombies (2012)
Actors:
Pierre David (producer),
Huggy Leaver (actor),
Matt Mitchell (writer),
Matt Mitchell (editor),
Matt Mitchell (director),
Mark Evans (producer),
Siobhan Callas (miscellaneous crew),
Sharon Lawrence (actress),
Simon Woodgate (composer),
Jennie Lathan (actress),
Josh Myers (actor),
Fabrizio Santino (actor),
Simon Mathews (actor),
Vincent Jerome (actor),
Cassandra Orhan (actress),
Plot: The whole "zombie thing" has been hyped up so much that everyone thinks it's the end of the world! Of course, where one man sees the dead rising from the grave, another sees opportunity. Q had a plan: drive the robbery getaway van, deliver everyone to the safe house and get paid - a nice, simple, plan. Unfortunately, life is never really that simple, and to top it all off, this is the first time Q has been a getaway driver. He's coping pretty well though, considering; TONY (the guy who is 'in charge' of the job) is a murderous nut case, DANNY was shot and is now bleeding all over the money in the back of the van, the Sat-Nav has a mind of its own, there's a guy in the back living up to his name "CRAZY STEVE", the safe-house already has police at it, and this whole "zombie thing" seems to be quickly becoming more of a "zombie apocalypse thing". Luckily, TONY knows of another Safe House on the coast. Not so luckily, DANNY dies of natural-ish causes and then rises from the grave. Q and the others have to deal with a recently zombie-fied medieval re-enactment group, a football team that seem hell bent on eating their brains and the van running out of fuel. In their search for refuge and some diesel, TONY spots - of all things - a fortified windmill and the group awkwardly team up with a lovely young woman called CASSIE and her insane, but well armed GRANDMA. As TONY descends into deeper and deeper psychosis, he forces a last stand against a zombie horde, dies horribly and takes GRANDMA with him. Not bad for a night's work. Some men are born into shit-storms, some achieve shit-storms, and some have shit-storms thrust upon them. Q is up to his neck in this one and must now take charge of the group in order to save his own skin - not to mention the much more attractive skin of CASSIE. Finally reaching the coast, the new group must figure out a way off this crazy island - lack of sailing know-how and the walking dead notwithstanding. Just when things couldn't get any worse, one of them suffers an accident and lands Q with a dilemma. In the one hand he holds his own life and in the other the lives of the group. Who does he choose?
Keywords: gangster, gun, zombie
Genres:
Comedy,
Horror,
Taglines: They owned the streets... until now!
Quotes:
Pat: What... Were... The... Scores?
Grandma: ...but it could be the last time anyone shoots your balls off!
Tony: Whoa, whoa, easy Grandma easy. Didn't mean to scare you.::Grandma: Oh really, 'fuckface'? Do I look scared to you?::Tony: Calm down. It's not the 1st time I've had a gun pointed at me.::Grandma: Oh, maybe so, but it could be the last time anyone shoots your balls off! Ha ha, now that's better. Now you 'Bald Ass'! [points gun at Muscles] and you 'Fat Ass' [points gun at Pat] and you 'Black Ass' [points gun at Q] get back in your shit mobile and piss off! Go rob a post office or something!::Pat: We'd love to but we ran out of fuel and we barely made it here.::Grandma: Then go rob a freaking petrol station or something!::Q: I understand how this looks. We're not here to rob anyone. We just saw the car and...::Grandma: Thought you'd get a closer look eh?. I'm not getting any younger, you know. I just might shoot the lot of you anyways!::Q: Whoa, easy, easy, all right? You're not gonna shoot anyone.::Grandma: Oh, really?::Q: Yeah, because if you do, you'll attract every member of the undead within a 10-mile radius and I know you don't want to do that. Look, you even took the wind-chimes from your front door.::Muscles: We understand that we startled you out here all alone.::Cassie: [out of nowhere she appears pointing a gun at Q's head] What makes you think she's all alone?
Grandma: Going somewhere good are we?::Tony: Put the fucking gun down!::Grandma: No, after you.::Tony: Ladies 1st!::Q: Ton, what's going on?::Tony: We're leaving!::Grandma: Not with all our food you're not!::Tony: Don't fucking argue with me! We are heading for the coast. I got the car keys in me pocket.::Q: Ton, this is wrong mate.::Tony: Oh shut up you soppy little cunt! What do you know about right and fucking wrong? Was it 'right' for any of 'this' to happen? Was it ' right' for us to rob a bank? Was it 'right' to steal a van? No! Yes it is a piece of shit fucking van with me mate's blood all over it!::Q: Why don't you lower the gun?::Tony: Shut up! Was it 'right' for fucking Danny to be buried in the mud? No! Was it 'right' for Crazy Steve to be eaten by those fucking things?::Cassie: Tony, look...::Tony: Shut the fuck up you cunt! [Pat & Muscles enter the room] Pat, we leaving mate, Muscles, I got the car keys in me pocket mate!::Pat: What?::Muscles: Tony, no mate...::Grandma: You're not going anywhere!::Tony: Shut up you old cow or I'll shoot you then I'll shoot your fucking granddaughter!::Grandma: You pathetic little man!::Tony: Oh yeah? [starts to shoot gun but it only clicks]::Cassie: You evil fuck!::Grandma: You thought I would leave a loaded gun in the house with someone like you around?
Grandma: [ rushes into a pack of zombies armed with only a Fire Iron] Come on you motherfuckers!
Front Line TV Reporter: Remember the rules: S.H.I.T= Sever the head, Have an escape route, Isolate the infected, Travel by day
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008)
Actors:
Scott McAboy (producer),
Charles Bornstein (editor),
Drake Bell (producer),
Miranda Cosgrove (actress),
Drake Bell (actor),
Claude Forest (miscellaneous crew),
Henry Winkler (actor),
Daniel Booko (miscellaneous crew),
Josh Peck (producer),
Josh Peck (actor),
Bailee Madison (actress),
Julia Duffy (actress),
Susan J. Bonno-Buckner (miscellaneous crew),
Lori Massini (miscellaneous crew),
Erin Lander (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: While trying to avoid an obsessed girl, rocker Drake Parker meets a young girl, who makes him promise to give her family the best Christmas ever. Later, at the Premiere's first ever Christmas party, a group of teens start to make trouble. Concerned, Josh, Drake's stepbrother, calls the cops about a disturbance, but they are confused and think the entire party is the disturbance, and even arrest the kind Josh. Requiring Josh's help to keep his promise, Drake tries to break his brother out of prison, but is caught. At court, the judge decides that the two must give the girl and her foster family the best Christmas ever, or face years in jail. They face many problems along the way, including Officer Perry, a strict detective that hates Christmas; a colorful group of foster children; and a wild wood chipper. It is up to Drake and Josh to save Christmas for the good-hearted children, or face the consequences.
Keywords: ampersand-in-title, character-name-in-title, christmas, holiday-in-title, punctuation-in-title
Genres:
Comedy,
Quotes:
Police Officer: Uh, you can't park here.::Crazy Steve: Put the lime in the coconut!
Josh Nichols: I bruise like a summer peach.
Drake Parker: So, we're screwed?::Josh Nichols: Naw
Josh Nichols: I love how glass sounds when you knock on it.
Josh Nichols: You lie, I take a shoe to the nipple.
Josh Nichols: Never put your finger in me again!
Crazy Steve: Just stroke it to scroll.
Mary Alice: Thats Zigfee... hes foreign!
Sports Illustrated
14 Sep 2018
