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Something USians really need to know about Donald Trump.
Monday, August 10th, 2015 03:19 am
Trump is genteel British slang for fart. So when he says "Trump for a stronger America", we all think you guys are going to be forcefed beans. I mean, you lot thought it was bad when we giggled like schoolchildren at Randy BumGardener (sp?) because Randy means sexually voracious over here and BumGardener... well, it's not entirely the most heterosexual name, and we Brits are very childish.
Basically, what I'm saying here is, if you elect Donald, expect to hear gales of laughter wafting across the Atlantic every five minutes for his entire tenure, and all the horrific fart jokes you've ever considered to be levelled at your commander in chief.
And yes, I know we nearly ended up with a chancellor called Balls. Don't worry, we'd have taken the same attitude to him (and did).
Basically, what I'm saying here is, if you elect Donald, expect to hear gales of laughter wafting across the Atlantic every five minutes for his entire tenure, and all the horrific fart jokes you've ever considered to be levelled at your commander in chief.
And yes, I know we nearly ended up with a chancellor called Balls. Don't worry, we'd have taken the same attitude to him (and did).
