I spend AGES hanging round the Rue Morgue in a Gorilla suit, & what do I get?

Title: Maxil in the Genesis Ark
Prompt: Monsters
Characters/Pairing(s): Maxil, daleks
Rating: PG for some mild swears.
Word count: 1087
Spoilers: very slight for Army of Ghosts/Doomsday and even slighter for Arc of Infinity
Warnings: none
Summary: The daleks were never alone in the Genesis Ark...
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine, but I am eternally grateful to the creators for making such an amazing sandbox for me to play in.

Author’s note: It always seemed odd to me that the timelords would put all those daleks in the Genesis Ark, running around loose without a guard. This is me retconning that, and has been heavily contributed to by thasceles, in that we tossed ideas for it about in bed and giggled lots.

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So, in adding Steph Flanders to They Really Do Exist I decided to google for her to see if she had a website other than her Stephanomics blog. Among the top ten google results for her name is some rather tame* smutfic.

The smut itself mayn't be that fabulous, but the disclaimer? The disclaimer is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. I hereby demand that ALL fic disclaimers henceforth be written in the form of open letters to Vince Cable.

* your definition of rather tame may differ from mine.

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For the first time in maybe three years I have fic mojo. The thing is, I haven't written for so long, I wouldn't know a plot bunny if it stood up and bit me... Give me prompts, people. Give me prompts, and I'll give you drabbles. Would prefer a fandom I'm familiar with - Who, Blake's 7, SGA, BSG, dodgy old horror films, etc - but am not averse to a bit of research. Happy to do crossovers.

Pls to be providing:

• Fandom(s)
• Genre
• Characters to be included
• Any particular phrases or scenarios you'd like me to work in

... and if you do I promise you a drabble. A proper one. Not one of this 103 words malarky. First come first served.

ETA: I should mention, I don't do Real People. Will have something for you guys when I get home from work,though.

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Title: Evil From The Dawn of Time (because one can never OVERuse a quote like that ;))
Rating: 18 for lots of gore and violence and nasty deaths (and ginger curls)
Prompt: 5. Power has run out. One of the characters says they will go outside and fix this. They do not return. There is a scraping noise on the roof, which turns out to be a man grinning psychotically and swinging the decaptitated head of the character who went outside¹.
Era: Six/Mel
Spoilers: Some quite serious ones for the denouement of the Tigon film “The Creeping Flesh” ². Because I’m honest, I’ll also admit to “borrowing” a major plot idea from the film The Shadow of the Vampire. There are lots of other Who/horror/sci-fi references in there; therefore this posting has geeky endnotes explaining them all.
Word Count: 6712
Notes: This was written for the Halloween Challenge in dwliterotica. It hasn't got much sex in it (sorry, those of you who got excited by the comm name) but it DOES have lashings of blood and gore and violence to make up for that.

* deep breath *

( here we go, then )

Anyhoo, I hope you all enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it. And thanks to my lovely betas pmoodie (Creeping Flesh Expert) and missdiane (woman from neither fandom to check comprehensibility).