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[–]ibankudont 24 points25 points  (13 children)

Hey man hope you get better. Questions. How did you come up with your username? (Fucking hilarious). What exactly do you do? Whats the best brand of vacuum? EDIT: I'm a fucking retard and didn't read the first AMA in which you answered my last 2 questions. Sorry.

[–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 27 points28 points  (12 children)

Thanks!

I wanted my username to be donttouchmyfuckingcoffee, but I was limited to 20 characters, so now it sounds more like a dare.

I manage a vacuum cleaner repair/sales store. I handle all the repairs (with a helper for now), all the paperwork, inventory, sales, and vendor relations. The store I work in is one of four company stores.

Best brand of vacuum depends on your individual needs.

[–]ibankudont 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Haha funny shit man. Thanks for answering. Another one: does your store ship parts? My local store manager is an asshole. Whats the most common this you repair?

[–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Sure, I will ship parts but you know I have to charge for shipping.

I make more money repairing Kirby vacuums and selling Kirby supplies/parts than any other brand. Here, in Texas, they have a huge market share.

[–]ibankudont 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Wow interesting. I just moved from Texas, a town called Wimberley, 45 mins south of Austin, whereabouts are you from in Tx?

[–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I know Wimberly very well. It's a damned shame about those floods last year. I'm up in Fort Worth.

[–]ibankudont 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wow crazy dude! I grew up there. Lived there for 18 years. It really is a damned shame man it was so sad to see. Thats the year I moved, about 2 months before the floods. Anyways I'll let you answer peoples real questions haha. Thanks for chatting and stay cool up there man!

[–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have a beer on the river for me.

[–]infocynic 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Just read your username in Samuel l Jackson's voice... "say what one more time..."

[–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the cut of your jib.

Now if I could just get him to record that for me...

[–]Ollieacappella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should have gone for donttouchmyfuckingco and had us guess what the co stands for.

Coworker, cow, computer... The mystery would be fantastic!

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    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    In general, yes.

    [–]natrlselection 9 points10 points  (21 children)

    First of all, thank you for doing your AMA! The first one you did stands out in my mind as one of the most interesting by far! Sorry to hear about your leg, but glad to hear you're feeling better!!

    I do have a question: My old vacuum cleaner died a while ago, and I don't want to replace it with the same one 'cause I never liked it in the first place.

    My house is kinda small and has mostly wood floors. We have tile in the kitchen and an area rug in the living room. One room in the basement has some carpet, but it's going to be removed eventually in favor of tile or similar surface. I also have two dogs, so there's a shit load of dog hair everywhere now that the old vacuum is dead.

    Have any suggestions for a decent vacuum? I remember reading that Dysons aren't worth the money. Looking online, there's a ton of vacuums with good reviews (one shark vacuum has like 6000 5-star reviews) and it makes it hard to decide. I feel like anything from an infomercial is complete shit.

    So I figured I'd go to an expert. Have any advice?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 11 points12 points  (20 children)

    Follow the basics in my copypasta above.

    Additionally, budget for the best vacuum you can buy. Think of it like any other appliance in your home. You wouldn't expect a $300 refrigerator to do a great job, nor would you pop down to Wallyworld for a cheap water heater and expect it to perform; You shouldn't expect less from a vacuum, and with your flooring types you need a good one. And, I think a canister vacuum is ideal for your needs.

    My favorite brands are (in order) Miele, Sebo, Riccar, and Panasonic. They're not flashy and super high-tech, but they will work very well for years.

    [–]natrlselection 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Thanks!! I'll be sure to check out those brands, I appreciate the recommendations!

    [–]sageberrytree 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    I love my miele. In fact, my matching muele dishwasher is just as awesome. I would marry it.

    [–]BeeLuv 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Love my Miele, too. Was chatting with a customer at work and (somehow) we ended up talking about vacuums, and about the Miele I'd just bought. Turns out she had one, too, and even had pictures of it in her phone.

    [–]sageberrytree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Haha! I just took pictures of mine to text to a friend who is the market for a new one. She's insistent on bagless. I'm trying to bring her to the Miele cult.

    [–]robertcope 4 points5 points  (5 children)

    Bought a Sebo based on comments in a previous AMA that you made. High quality unit, for sure. With a two year old in the house, we vacuum a lot, and it has no trouble with her crumbs and such. Why a Miele over a Sebo?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    One of my biases is filtration. And, a "sealed suction" Miele with a HEPA filter is the best filtered vac, save for "clean room" Nilfisk vacuums. Sebos are pretty good, but when you need great filtration (asthma), you can do better with a Miele.

    Other than that, I love Sebo vacuum. They're super maneuverable, very reliable, and the best corner-cleaning vacuums in the US market.

    [–]FL-Orange 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    My favorite brands are (in order) Miele, Sebo, Riccar, and Panasonic. They're not flashy and super high-tech, but they will work very well for years.

    I replaced the cord retriever on my wife's grandmothers Miele. I was surprised at how easy and straightforward that unit is to work on. It looked like replacing the motor would have been just as easy.

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    That's one of the things that make Mieles reliable. There's an old engineer's adage: The fewer moving parts, the better.

    A canister's reliability comes from its simplicity.

    [–]Imnotacrazycatlady 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    I have a Miele too it's awesome

    [–]triit 11 points12 points  (7 children)

    We have hardwood floors and two shedding dogs so we end up with tufts of hair building up in the corners. I hate to wheel out a big corded vacuum that doesn't do a great job in the corners for light duty cleanup but it seems all the battery powered portables suck immensely (not in a good way). Any ideas?

    [–]Jainith 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    A broom?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Well, you're going to get much more hair blowing around with the broom. I love the low tech approach, but some people just want the debris to go away forever, and not mess with a dustpan.

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

    I almost hate to say it, but Dyson's cordless hand vacs are actually decent for this kind of job. They have a good warranty, which offsets most of their reliability issues.

    If you want more power, Riccar makes a portable vac that's corded and comes loaded with accessories.

    [–]Superjain123 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    What do you think of the shark rocket series as an alternative to the dyson cordless? Have you compared the two? is there a particular model of the shark ones you like? how do you like shark in general?

    Sorry for the multitude of questions, I've honestly been waiting for this AMA. thanks again for all your work and help!

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    I don't like anything made by Shark. I don't like Shark as a company, nor the way they do business.

    That being said, I have not tested the Rocket against the Dysons, and I don't have any experience with it.

    If you want to get more info about it, check what thesweethome.com has to say about them.

    [–]Superjain123 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I feel like I've spoken to a celebrity! Thank you sir; I will definitely take your word for it.

    Get well soon; and please don't stop contributing! you do a great service to everyone here.

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks for the very kind words. I appreciate them.

    [–]crashdontfall_ 8 points9 points  (7 children)

    First of all, how's your foot/leg? Keep it elevated when you're relaxing!

    Second, I need a vacuum for a condo that has hardwood, rug and tile. Also it would be great if it was good at picking up cat fur too (not yet, but future referencing.) What would you pick?

    Third, what is a good vacuum for cat hair (I don't know how this damn cat isn't bald) on a couch? It's like suede I think, our current one doesn't suck. I'm sorry

    What's your favorite brand?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

    Thanks! The foot is still seriously swollen and I'm trying to keep it elevated.

    You cannot do better than a Miele canister vacuum for your condo. For your cat hair, go to amazon and look at all the different kind of pumice stones/tools. Those grab hair like nobody's business, than just feed it to the vacuum.

    [–]crashdontfall_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Thanks so much! I've found that those cleaning gloves for cat hair can get some of it, I never thought of using a pumice! You're awesome!

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You're welcome. I learned that trick from auto detailers.

    [–]palmermarc 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    I'm in the same boat .. Only a 1050 sq foot condo, but a combination of tile/carpet/laminate. Would you recommend picking up a brand new Miele C2 canister? Or, should I search around for something used? How do I know that the used vacuum I'm buying isn't a POS and whether or not I'll be able to find parts for it? (Bags, belts, etc.)

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    You might prefer a C1 or C3 full sized canister, just so you're not using so many bags.

    If you're buying used, stick to the good brands, and be sure to test the vac. Listen for things like the motor winding down with a groaning/grinding noise. Feel for vibrations that don't seem right. Test the suction with your hand at the nozzle. It should feel strong, and you should hear a distinct change in pitch in the motor. Inspect the body casing for cracks or signs of abuse. Inspect the exhaust area for excessive black dust; This is carbon particulates, coming from the motor's carbon brushes. It's normal to see a small amount, but a great deal is a sign of heavy use. Look for signs that the vacuum was run without a bag; This is a bad sign.

    [–]palmermarc 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    This is probably a dumb/filthy question.. But is it safe to pick up loose cat litter from the floor on with something like this?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I've got cats; Things happen. It's perfectly safe to use a Miele for such things. Just don't suck up any turds.

    [–]socks_mcgee 7 points8 points  (11 children)

    Give it to me straight man.. what's the best approach to get dog hair off my couch?

    I'm certain the couch is now more dog than couch.

    Thanks in advance

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 16 points17 points  (10 children)

    Bro, go to the girly section on Amazon, and find you a pumice stone that fits in all the nooks and crannies. They use them on their feet, but detailers use them on cars.

    You can thank me later.

    [–]IDontKnowHowToPM 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Would you recommend a fine grit or coarse?

    I ain't fuckin' around when it comes to my cat hair, want to make sure I get the best one.

    [–]PM_me_goat_gifs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    /u/IDontKnowHowToPM please buy 2 or 3, try them out on different sections of the couch and post before/after photos as well as timings and subjective effort ratings. You know that reddit will love you for it.

    [–]socks_mcgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thanks! I'll give this a whirl

    [–]ryanmmm 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    Is Consumer Reports reliable when it comes to rating vacuum cleaners?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    Not in my opinion. If you want really good reviews, check out thesweethome.com, as those guys do a lot of research. I don't always agree with them, but I don't deny their thoroughness.

    [–]sisko4 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I was looking at their site, and in their "cheap vacuum" category they gave the top prize again to the Shark NV352. I seem to recall you very explicitly warned people not to get Sharks... is the NV352 the exception?

    It's price and capabilities seem an exact match for my current situation.

    (Or would that Panasonic MC-CG902 runner-up be better?)

    [–]turbohonky 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    I've seen your other vacuum AMAs and a I really appreciate your doing them. I've not found anybody asking about or you talking about backpack vacuums though.

    I'm interested in that because it seems like the easiest way to handle stairs. Which is where I spend the majority of the effort in vacuuming my house. (And it's just one no turns stair case in a normal sized house.)

    Are there reasons I'd want to avoid the concept? Would I be sacrificing something? I don't see any when I go shopping, so I think I'm in the minority on this one and I'm wondering if there's a reason why.

    Is there an existing set of straps to turn a Meili canister briefly into a backpack?

    Is there a known (to those in the industry) best backpack option?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Here's the thing about backpacks; They're not great on carpet, as they don't have an electric powerbrush for your carpeting.

    If you're tackling stairs with a Miele, you can just let out the cord, and use the carry handle on the top/front. If you already have a canister and want something to compliment it on the stairs, and for quick jobs, Miele makes just the thing: The H1 Swing. This fucker is a full powered stick vac on steroids, and was made specifically for stairs. Check one out at your local dealer and try it out.

    Now, if you want to make some custom straps for your Miele, by all means, patent that shit!

    [–]greendragonsegg 5 points6 points  (9 children)

    ok, so i work at a 82 room outdoor access hotel with two floors (all rooms have short pile commercial grade carpets), the GM does not like bagged vacs but the Hsking wants a light weight vac, what would be a good light weight but good vac?

    the housekeepers also some times drag the vacuum between rooms on the concrete walkways up stairs and that tends to make the wheels wear out faster.

    also we got a santiaire vac with a shake out bag but even that was too heavy (i think housekeepers need more protein) so nothing over 13ish lbs to make them happy.

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 6 points7 points  (8 children)

    You can go with Oreck XL commercial models or Riccar's commercial Supralite.

    Get housekeeping to strap the vacuums to their carts, and quit wearing out the damned wheels and axles. That's how the pros do it at Omni.

    [–]greendragonsegg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    the GM has gotten on them about that, still happens.

    [–]greendragonsegg 2 points3 points  (6 children)

    also, gm says the bagged vacs carry smells from one room to another, do the commercial vac do this still or are the bags better at filtering smells? if i take this to him he will try and say this,

    operating costs of a bagged vs bagless, does it become a mute point in the long run?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

    There isn't a bagless vacuum (except Sanitaire's dust cup) that is going to handle commercial use, at all. They're simply a waste of money. Plus, all vacuums eventually stink; No exceptions.

    [–]greendragonsegg 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    ok, out of the riccar and the oreck xl which is better? (they are about $90 difference)

    and we have a dust cup sanitare for the lobby and it keeps chooching no matter how bad i treat it, wish the housekeepers used it more since it is a good vac

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Either will do the job. The Riccars are ~40% more powerful, and can have serviceable brush rollers in them. They're also easier to push on some types of carpeting.

    I'm a fan of the Sanitaires for their reliability and ability to be completely serviced. Hell, they're the fucking Ship of Theseus of vacuum cleaners!

    [–]greendragonsegg 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    any thoughts on vac with attachments? for edging and hard to reach areas?

    [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Then you need to step into a different kind of machine. There are lots of good options in that area.

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      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      With that small of a space, check out the Miele Swing. You can outfit it with a HEPA filter, and it's insanely powerful for the size. Of $250, it's a bargain.

      [–]pigeon_in_a_hole 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      I've been waiting for this, I always end up reading your archived posts instead, but I haven't taken the plunge yet so here goes.

       

      I have a 2 story house, bottom is hardwood, top is carpet (stairs too). I have 2 cats so my primary debris is cat fur. I'm a weakling so bonus points for something I can carry up the stairs without straining. Right now I have a crappy Hoover bagless upright that I bought from Target in college, on clearance. Somehow, it's lasted me 6 years. I've never spent any other money on vacuums really, so this is a new kind of purchase for me.

      That's pretty much where I'm at, but here's the kicker: I'm cheap. I have the money to buy whatever kind of vacuum I need, but I really detest the idea of spending so much on something I can cheap out on. I'm slowly realizing that when my crappy vac dies, it's probably still frugal to shell out for a nice vacuum, even if I don't want to. Moreover, my vet thinks one of my cats may be allergic to dust mites, so if I find that vacuuming helps my kitty, I'll be much more willing to spend on a good one. The question then will be which one balances performance with cost?

      Edit: My home is 1800 sq ft

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Okay, so here's the thing:

      Cheap is very costly. Every time you throw away a couple or three hundred dollars on a shitty vacuum, not only are you getting shittier longevity, you're also getting shittier cleaning performance.

      By spending the money on the front end, not only do you you save on the back end, but you also get much better performance.

      By spending $600 or more on a vacuum, not only do you get far better performance, but you also get far better reliability. You wind up spending far less in the long run.

      [–]pigeon_in_a_hole 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Ok, so let's say I decide to spend the $600, what would you recommend?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      If you can't find a gently used 3-5 yr old Miele outfitted for carpet, I'd look into a new top.of the line Panasonic canister.

      [–]IslamicShibe 5 points6 points  (10 children)

      You are competing with Donald Trumps AMA. How do you feel about that?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 5 points6 points  (8 children)

      I wish I had timed it better. I think reddit is just about done with needing me.

      [–]TheJokersChild 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      As long as uneducated people buy Sharks and Dysons, reddit will need you.

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I appreciate the sentiment.

      [–]IslamicShibe 5 points6 points  (5 children)

      Sorry to hear that bud. If it makes you feel better one of your AMA's inspired me to buy a bag vacuums instead of dyson

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Thanks, bro. I hope I've been of some use to you. You know where I'm at when you have any problems.

      [–]zerj 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      I really hope Meile/Riccar has sent /u/touchmyfuckingcoffee a bonus or at least knows about these AMAs. I know we bought a better quality bagged vac a few years ago based on an AMA.

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Thanks, but I don't get a thing from them. If anyone wants to help me out, I have an Amazon store.

      [–]gpdds 8 points9 points  (7 children)

      What do you think if the roomba?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 8 points9 points  (6 children)

      Robotic vacuums have their place in the world. I prefer the Neato and Miele robots better than Roomba's offerings.

      [–]ParkieDude 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      With three Golden Retriever's... roomba's rule (hint, it takes DAILY maintence to keep them working. I'm sure you have never said that before. ha). At times it is hard for me to use a vacuum cleaner, but that Roomba rocks.

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I'm glad you're enjoying it.

      [–]sgttaco806 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Why, exactly do you prefer the Neato and Miele over the roomba? I'm seriously thinking about getting a robot vac next.

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      It comes down to mapping algorithms. Miele and Neato use a very systematic mapping system, whereas Roomba uses a more random mapping system, designed around a non-existent "map". The Roomba machines are just far less efficient.

      [–]sgttaco806 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Is there one that you would recommend over the other for pet hair? Do you sell either one of these units?

      Thanks for doing this! Everytime I see you on reddit you are so incredibly helpful!

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Thank you. Your local Miele dealer should have their models available. You can look online for the Neato dealers.

      [–]drunkenmormon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I've never really given a shit about owning a vacuum before but I recently got my own apartment with that basic 90s carpeting (about 700sq ft of carpet). I know there are probably no good vacuums under $100, but if you had to recommend one in that price range to pick, can you point me in the right direction?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      If you're really limited to that kind of budget, you're better of looking for a good used vacuum, at a thrift store or a pawn shop.

      Avoid : Kirby, Bissell, Shark, Eureka, Dirt Devil, Dyson, and bagless Hoovers.

      [–]thr33beggars[🍰] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

      I have been trying to connect a three-prong power cord to a commercial washer that my workplace just got. I am pretty uninformed on electrical work, even basic stuff like this. I get that the middle wire is the ground, but does it matter which side the other two wires are on?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

      If you're using and AC appliance, then no, it's doesn't really matter. Though, matching wire colors is always BPM.

      [–]thr33beggars[🍰] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      All the wires are gray, I looked online and it said middle wire is ground, so I was hoping it just didn't matter. I assume it is AC, but really I have no idea...I just don't wanna break something we just got in

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      If you're in the US, you're using AC.

      [–]thr33beggars[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Hey awesome, thanks!

      [–]meetc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      on the plug or receptacle, the white wire (or wire with writing or bumps sometimes) goes to the wider blade on the plug. The black (or non-identified) goes to the smaller blade.

      [–]regulate213 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Please make sure that the washer is rated for 110 Volts and 15 (or less) Amps. If it is anything above that you need a special outlet/plug. Also, circuit breakers are your friend.

      [–]thr33beggars[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Duly noted. Thank you!

      [–]ahipikr 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      I recently bought a 1,500 sq ft raised ranch with 90% of the floors being wood. What's the best vacuum for my situation? How much should I be looking to spend? $300+?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      A canister vacuum is perfect for you. If you've got any carpet, you're going to need an electric powerbrush head to get it clean.

      $300 is a good starting point for the better bagged canister vacs.

      [–]ahipikr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      What are the best brands to look at?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      My favorite brands are Miele, Sebo, Riccar, and Panasonic.

      [–]Xyli 5 points6 points  (12 children)

      Hi friend, I'm looking for a recommendation for something that will get me by and I'm hoping you can help me. I want to stay around the $600-800 range if I can. I have a 2,500 sqft home with mostly carpet(everything sans the kitchen and entry way), 300 sqft or less is hardwood. No pets, and all the carpet is "mediumish?" pile. Finding a good vaccuum repair/refurb place here is probably out of the question since I live in the midwest. So far I've been looking going towards Miele Compact C2 Topaz.

      Would this model suffice, or is there a cheaper/more expensive option I should look at? I want quality and durability, but I also don't want to spend more than I need to. Please help a brother out.

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (11 children)

      With that much square footage, you really need something larger than the C2 models. You're going to want a C1 or C3. The Home Care models are the best appointed packages, with loads of accessories.

      But, let's talk about durability. The C1 models are not as ruggedly built as the C3 models. But, that's gonna put you into an $1100 investment. If that's just too much money for you, I have an upright that I love and recommend that you might enjoy. It's the Riccar R20 Vibrance Ultra Premium. This monster is so very powerful, durable, and aggressive in its cleaning abilities. That should cost you ~$800.

      [–]Xyli 2 points3 points  (10 children)

      I'd like to stay with a canister if I can. How about the comparison between the C3s? Such as the cheaper Limited Edition or Calima VS. the Kona or Marin? I don't mind spending more if it's worth the investment, but I also don't want to spend more than necessary, if that makes sense. I'm not too worried about the price tag.

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (9 children)

      The vacuums are all the same. The difference is in what accessories they are appointed with.

      The Home Care has the most accessories of any of the C3 models, and I frequently sell them.

      [–]Xyli 2 points3 points  (8 children)

      Are the differences in the STB205, SEB228, and SEB236 brushes night and day? I'm essentially seeing a $250-300 jump between the brushes in the models.

      Also I may be dense, but I'm not seeing which model is referred to as the Home Care. Is that a code name for one of the ones I asked about?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

      The 205 is a "turbo tool", which uses suction from the main motor to work. Some suction is lost driving the brush. The SEB217, 228, and 236 are all electric powerbrushes. The 217 is really only suitable for rugs, whereas the 228 and 236 have height adjustments for more versatility.

      You're not going to find the Home Care online, as it is a dealer-only model. Don't be scared though; It's can even be cheaper than other C3 models.

      [–]Xyli 1 point2 points  (6 children)

      I checked for Miele dealers in the area and I have none, so the Home Care is out of question. From what I'm gathering it sounds like Kona/Marin would be the better vaccuum, but the Calima would be a budget choice (giving up more suction power in the process).

      Let's say I were to purchase the Calima, would I be able to purchase a SEB228/236 down the road and use it on that model? Or do I have to buy one of the other two C3 models to have an electric powerbrush?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      You're much better off buying one with everything you need now. If you get a Calima, you're going to have to buy a new electric hose, an electric wand, and then the powerbrush...That is very costly, compared to buying one outfitted with a powerbrush already.

      [–]Xyli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Okay thanks, looks like I just need to bite the bullet and buy the C3 Marin. Thanks for your help!

      [–]Xyli 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      I happened to have some time to research at work and noticed the C3 SoftCarpet. I looked at Miele's press release for it(it apparently just came out this month). It is made in Germany and comes with the following tools: Parquet Twister (SBB 300-3), Electro Plus (SEB 228). The specs are identical to the other C3 models minus the automatic motor and filter replacement indicator.

      It also has the ability to upgrade to the SEB236. It seems like this is a great deal compared to the others. Am I missing something here?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      If you're missing something, so am I. I have no idea why it is so much cheaper; It's the same fuckng vacuum as the others, for all I can tell.

      [–]Birdwatchingyou 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      What is your favorite species of bird?

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      How can one pick a favorite? My favorite songbird is the Carolina Wren, for having the loudest call for the smallest species.

      [–]stein268 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      "Chirpety chirpety chirpety chirp" (just came here to say that)

      [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      You forgot to warble.

      [–]maxotmtns 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Vacuum man! Your writings have been incredibly helpful. I'm working on the wedding registry for my fiancee and I right now, and of course we need a vacuum. Everyone recommends a Miele canister, so thats easy. However, I've been wondering at what point a C2 (particularly the Onyx, which is what we've decided on so far) becomes the wrong choice. We live in a two bedroom apartment, but of course we'll move in the future and will likely have purchased a house within a year or two. Where would you say the square foot cutoff is for a C2, and what would you register for if this was your wedding?

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        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        No, when you're excluding all "open faced" abominations.

        [–]LifeWin 4 points5 points  (3 children)

        did...did you get your penis stuck in a vacuum?

        Is that why you've been away?

        On an un-related note, what would the best way to disengage one's genitals from a vacuum? If, hypothetically, one's genitals were currently stuck inside a vacuum, that is...

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

        Don't stick your penis in a vacuum.

        If you're going to anyway, at least get one with variable suction.

        See a doctor.

        [–]LifeWin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I...wasn't talking about myself.

        Just...a guy I know, fell. And peeing just made things worse.

        [–]tigg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It wouldn't go out! It only went back in! What do I do!?

        [–]YupitsJake 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        My Fiance and I just moved into a new house with 1700 sq ft of brand new carpet. I have two cats and a golden retriever and am looking into the Miele Kona or Marin. I noticed you had older versions of the Miele vacuums on your website. Are these better than the newer versions? I'm looking to stay around a grand and would like a vacuum that will last me forever and perform well.

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        If you're talking about the Miele's in my Amazon store, the selection is so limited because Miele cut off the affiliate program on their vacuums.

        If you're interested in the C3 models, visit your local dealer and get yourself the Home Care model. It's the best appointed model, by far.

        [–]YupitsJake 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        The Homecare+ model is $1500 or so. What are the major differences between the C3 Marin and homecare?

        [–]mattbaum 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        I heard they don't make the Riccar Butler any longer. What's the best mini canister to buy if not a Butler?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        They're still making them. I just have 6 delivered to my shop.

        [–]mattbaum 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Riccar's site has the Supra Quick and the Squire. But no Butler. I've tried navigating and I've tried all kinds of searching. And I've got nothing to show for it. My local dude who carries Riccar told me they're only doing the Supra Quick now. Wanna sell me a Butler?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        PM me. Shhhhh...

        [–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Curious, do you gave any opinions on HEPA filters? They're like vacuums for the air.

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        If they're something someone needs, by all means, get one.

        Or, you can have a true HEPA vacuum system, and just use the vacuum as your HEPA purifier, like I do.

        [–]21tahawk 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        What is your detailed opinion on Orecks? I just found your previous posts today and for some reason I love reading them! I was legit excited when I found this one posted 2 hours ago!

        [–]oxymo 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Thanks for the AMA, I've been waiting for a new one!

        So I have a 2400 sqft home. Mostly tile and laminate. Plenty of throw rugs and area rugs though (low to med pile). The large master bedroom is 400 sqft wall to wall carpet (heavy pile) and gets light traffic. Also we have a short hair dog that sheds like crazy and a 3 year old that eats over anything that isn't a table.

        I have a budget of 500-600 max. Would would be my best bet for a vacuum?

        [–]AboutToSnap 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        How do you feel about whole home vacuum systems? I've been curious about building one as a project, but a lot of people seem to dislike them.

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Central vac systems are great...I've you've got a house with one already installed, or if you're building a new house. The cost of parts and installation in a pre-existing house are too high to justify.

        The biggest reason CV owners also use conventional vacs is because of how unwieldy it is to drag out a 30-50ft hose.

        All in all, you're better of with just a good canister vacuum.

        [–]nadetoh 1 point2 points  (17 children)

        I asked before about light vacuum for carpet and you recommended the riccar supralite.
        problem is, I have fleas and have to throw away the bag each time and there are no attachments like hose to get at the corners.
        I considered the hoover platinum with separate canister but I would have to use up two bags a day. also considered the sebo felix since it's lighter but I hear the bags are expensive. ok my question is are there any ultralight vacuums that have hose attachments? also wanted to know if i just wanted a vacuum that isn't too heavy that has hose attachments and is mostly vacuuming carpet/ or a regular vacuum that isn't too heavy and can do both hardfloor and carpet since I have a attached garage and a tiny amount of kitchen floor. thanks for your advice.

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (16 children)

        A canister vacuum is ideal for your needs. But, I gotta ask why you're throwing your bags away every time? You could sprinkle just a bit of diatomaceous earth (food grade) and vacuum it up at the end of your vacuuming, at it will kill any fleas in the bag.

        You could go with a bagless vacuum, but you're not going to get the same kind of quality or cleaning as you will with the better bagged vacuums. Any of Miele's or Sebo's canisters would work well for you.

        [–]nadetoh 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        i don't want to go with a bagless vacuum either. You keep telling bagless aren't that good either.
        I bought the Panasonic MC-CG917 on your recommendation and works well but i don't like the dragging of canister vacuums and would like an upright now with mostly carpet with hose attachments.

        would mothballs in the vacuum bag work to kill fleas so i don't have to throw away bags?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        NEVER use mothballs in your home!!! They are carcinogenic, should never be used. Like I said, use food grade DE, just a bit, into the bag at the end of the job.

        Keep in mind that you will be doing more work when switching to an upright vacuum. You can always try one of Panasonic's HEPA filtered uprights.

        [–]nadetoh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        doesn't de earth kill vacuums early? or only if it's too much vacuumed?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        It's not "terribly" good for a vacuum, especially a bagless vacuum. But, if you just suck up a tablespoon or two after vacuuming, in a bagged vac, to kill the fleas, you're not going to do any significant damage to the vacuum.

        [–]mattbaum 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Then my local riccar dealer was wrong! Can't find them online. Any suggestions as to where to get one?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's really odd. I haven't heard a thing. I mean, the Butler is the new replacement for the SupraQuick. It doesn't make sense.

        I think Riccar now has direct ordering for the Butler on their website.

        [–]hoti0101 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        What are the best vacuums you'd recommend in various price ranges?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        On the lower end of the scale ($150-$400), I like Panasonics and Hoover's better bagged vacs. Anything over $400, and then the best brands are Riccar, Sebo, and Miele.

        If you're looking at bagless vacuums, the Hoover's best models are pretty reliable and easy enough to maintain. Avoid Shark, Eureka, Bissell, and Dyson. Sharks are powerful, but break easily and have costly repairs.

        [–]TheJokersChild 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Does Panasonic include the ones they make for Sears?

        [–]NorthStarZero 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        1970's Filter Queen - the R2D2. Opinion?

        [–]firemarshalbill 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I know the brands you recommend, and have been looking at the Miele S2121 (300 is my price range). However the reviews on amazon all are less then stellar for it's use with dog hair on thicker carpet.

        Do you have any that you recommend in that range specifically for pet hair on carpets?

        Me and my two coworkers were just talking about that reddit vacuum guy only to see you were live.

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        If you're limited to $300, get the Panasonic MC-CG 327. PM me for a link to my Amazon store.

        [–]spicypepperoni 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        It must be paradise smelling all those freshly vacuumed carpets. My favorite smell. Do you enjoy the smell?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        I prefer the smell of dryer exhaust.

        [–]BaconisComing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Oh god, my nose is on fire just thinking about that smell! I bet you enjoy the detergent/cleaner aisle in the grocery as well don't ya?!

        [–]TheJokersChild 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        So I have stairs in my new townhouse. And I have a PanaSorta (Kenmore) canister with a Powermate Jr. mini-brush that I do the steps with since it seems easier and more thorough than doing them with the full-size brush. Right idea? Terrible mistake? Or matter of preference?

        [–]Pianomark 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        What do you think of the Miele C2 and C3 limited editions? They don't have electric power brushes but are they worth getting to be able to upgrade eventually? You'd have to upgrade the hose too, right?

        My parents have carpet upstairs and wood and rugs downstairs. Is the turbo brush enough or is a power head an absolute must?

        My apartment however has only rugs and wood floors. Should I take the Titan off my wedding registry and just settle for a C2 limited? Thanks!

        [–]andianopolis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Late to the party as usual, but how do you feel about Kenmore vacuums? In particular, the Kenmore Progressive 31069 and the Kenmore 31140 Upright? I was reading about them on consumer reports. They're both cheap and seem to do well for pet hair. I'm aiming to stay around the $200-300 mark.

        I've got two german shepherd mixes and a cat that shed a ton, and my poor old Royal isn't doing the job anymore. I prefer bagged vacuums!

        Thanks :D

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I would go with the Panasonic counterparts, as the Kenmores are built by Panasonic. The Panasonic parts will be much easier to find when the time comes.

        [–]ballisticbanana999 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        For bag-less vacuum cleaners, why is it always so hard to re-attach the dust container?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's due to cheap construction. One of the reason I tell folks to avoid them.

        [–]lithedreamer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I hope your recovery is going well.

        In a nutshell, what am I getting when I pay more for a vacuum?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        What your paying for is better R&D, better design, lower production numbers per year, assemblers who make living wages, better parts quality, better filtration, better QA, longer availability of parts, machines that are designed to be maintained, and a service dealer network who is trained on how to properly repair your vacuum when something does go wrong.

        [–]_stiltskin 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Oh man! I wish I wasn't so late to this. I have a Dyson Absolute V6 stick vacuum, which is great for my small apartment, but I have a question about cleaning it.

        The filters and cannister are easy to remove and wash, but what is my best option for the foot attachment? It has a motor in it, so I don't want to submerge it in water, but it is difficult to get into the little crevices with just a damp cloth. What do you recommend?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        I'm pretty sure that your nozzle base is just a suction driven turbine unit, and not electric. Either way, you can like find YouTube videos on how to care for it. If not, PM me and o can give you more detailed instructions.

        [–]_stiltskin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Thanks for the reply mate!

        [–]ECU_BSN 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        You changed my dog fur having all hard floor walking life: how can I best maintain my Miele vacuum for longevity?

        [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Good question. Really, all you gotta do is take the canister in every 3 years to have the commutator cleaned and the carbon brushes inspected. If you're average, a set of brushes should past you 10-15 years.

        If you have pets and a powerbrush head, you should have that in every 3-5 years, just to ha e the belt cleaned and the hair removed.from the casing, so everything runs smooth and cool.

        That's a helluva lot easier that many vacs out there.

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          [–]calicojackrack 1 point2 points  (4 children)

          I have a P2 Patriot Hybrid that I inherited from my Grandpa. (I believe he got suckered into buying it from a door to door guy....) It came with a Wessel-Werk EBK 360 powered brush head that has stopped working after my wife put the brush on a super low setting on our carpet .

          I did a little research and found that the brush head supposedly has a fuse that trips if you suck something up that's big enough to stop the roller. The fuse thing is supposed to reset itself automatically, but it never seems to have done that. I took it apart to tinker with it but don't know anything about vacuums and nothing seemed obviously wrong or out of place.

          On a side note this happened once before when I sucked up a toy, but started working again the next day ; rather arbitrarily.

          There are some LED lights that still turn on when I try to power it up, but no spinning brush.

          Any advice? Just take it to the repair people?

          Thanks.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Glad you're still alive and kicking!

          I've read all your past posts and love the info. Sorry if this is a repeat question because frankly I didn't care much about central vacs prior but I'm moving into a new home next week that happens to have one.

          Do you have an opinion on central vacs, brands, and how they compare to uprights? What should I do for maintenance/care?

          [–]Howls_Castle 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          I own two bunnies and they make huge messes. They are litter trained, but constantly fling large, small and every size in between pieces of hay. They also shed almost constantly immense amounts of fur. Sometimes they destroy cardboard boxes and leave large, small and every size in between, pieces of paper everywhere. I have tried three different vacuums and they constantly get clogged. I am constantly unclogging the hose on my shop vac because the fur mixes with the hay and forms little balls in the grooves of the hose. Also, the hay someitmes just doesn't bend or is too long. My stand up vac gets fur tangled up on the bristles and then the hay clogs the sucking part. My hand held is so small the hay ends up just sticking out the sucking part. I also live on carpet, so sweeping is a no go.

          I am a teacher, so I can't afford much, but what can you recommend for me that won't clog with all the hay sizes, fur amounts, pieces of paper and more? My shop vac works the best, but clogs after 5-10 minutes and then I have to pull all the hay, fur and such out of the hose. Thank you!!!

          [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          I have a very simple solution for you:

          Stop vacuuming up all that debris. Vacuums are designed to pick up only three things: dirt, dust, and hair. Anything else, and you're likely to experience a clog. The better vacuum you have, the less this will happen, but in your case, it will happen.

          You need either a closely spaced garden rake or what we call a 'carpet rake', which is designed to lift your carpet fibers. You can find some here.

          Get all that larger debris up with the rake, pick it up and trash it. Then, go about your vacuuming normally.

          [–]Candyman0123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          What's your opinion on robotic vacuums?

          [–]mommyaiai 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          So we have an 1600 sq foot 2 level house. No carpet, just wood and tile. Two toddlers, two cats, and a pug. We have a Dyson canister that's about 6 years old. I'd like to relegate it to the basement and get something that's easy, light and quick to grab for the main living areas. Bonus points for quiet and easy to store. Any suggestions?

          [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          You would really enjoy the Miele C2 models. They're nice and quiet, compact, and lightweight. You can outfit it for just about any needs.

          [–]svanasana 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          Does the advice on bagged versus bagless still apply if you have dogs that are heavy shedders? We end up emptying our cheap Hoover bagless multiple times.

          I'd like to upgrade at some point to something decent, but I feel like I would fill bags ridiculously fast. Maybe I'm underestimating the capacity?

          [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          You are underestimating the bags' ability to compress the debris. Even with pets, most Miele owners with full-sized bags only go through 4-6 bags per year.

          Now, if you're getting that much hair, then do what the pros do, and get yourself a carpet rake or silicone broom, like these. That will greatly mitigate your bag usage.

          [–]svanasana 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Thank you so much for your reply, and I hope your recovery goes well.

          [–]saffronekitty 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          I'm moving into a new place that's about 1500sq of all carpet, other than the kitchen and bathrooms. There are stairs. I read that you recommend Miele canisters so I was researching those but I don't have a great back and I'm a little worried about lugging the thing up and down stairs and all over this giant apartment. But on the other hand, we have cats and I hate furry carpet. Do you think the Miele is the right choice? And which model? Thank you!

          [–]animelz 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Not a question, but a huge thank you! After reading your previous ama's I knew I needed to get myself an awesome vacuum. I did a ton of research and called around my local shops. I really wanted a Miele canister vac for my big old farmhouse with linoleum and thick carpet. I couldn't justify spending a ton of money buying new, so I watched Craigslist like a hawk and ended up finding a meticulously maintained 10 year old red velvet Miele with the power brush head, extra bags, and a brand new hepa filter for only $150 bucks! I couldn't be happier :) Is there anything about this older unit that I should know? It was serviced right before I bought it.

          [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Congrats on your frugal purchase! I would have it in every three to five years for a thorough inspection, including cleaning the commutator and inspecting the length of the carbon brushes.

          If the powercord and reel were not used properly, you may need to get a new unit. That's not cheap, but if it's still available, usually worth it.

          [–]animelz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I definitely couldn't have done it without your knowledge, so thanks again for all that you do!

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            [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Thanks for the kind words.

            You're definitely going to need more vacuum. With your bare flooring, a canister vacuum is ideal. I don't mean canister like you used, describing your Dyson; I'm talking about this, which uses a bag.

            If you buy a premium canister, like a Miele or Sebo, or even a cheaper Panasonic, you're going to get far fewer clogs, but you're still going to need to cut hair from the brush roller.

            Now, here's a few tips to deal with hair, and extend the life of your bags:

            • Use a carpet rake (like these) to pick up excess hair before vacuuming.
            • Brush your hair regularly, and preferably outside. This will lessen the amount of your hair is in the carpet. Not a bad idea for the pets, either.
            • Try vacuuming more often. The more you vacuum, the less hair has accumulated on the floors, and with less coming in at a time, you're less likely to cause a clog.

            I hope this advice works well for you.

            [–]Fahsan3KBattery 1 point2 points  (4 children)

            Get well soon, that really sucks.

            On your recommendation I got a Miele Compact S2111 Bagged Cylinder Vacuum Cleaner, 1600 Watt. It's brilliant and I love it, going strong 3+ years later

            My question is that now I have a Siberian Husky do I need something with more oomph?

            [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            Thanks for the kind words.

            You don't need more vacuum. You just need more work.

            Brush the dog often. Do what the pros do and get yourself a carpet rake or silicone broom, like these. By using them regularly, you get far less hair going into the vacuum, and extending the life of your bags.

            Let me know if you need more help.

            [–]Fahsan3KBattery 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Thanks. We've got mostly wood floors, is the broom still worth it.

            We groom him a lot, every day when his coat's blowing, there's still hair everywhere!

            [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            I'm familiar with dogs blowing coat. A silicone broom is great for getting up excess hair before using your vacuum on the bare floors, if that's your thing. It's mine.

            [–]Fahsan3KBattery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Thanks, that's helpful. Rest up!

            [–]Ijustdoeyes 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            Hey!

            Good to see you around again!

            I've been sizing up the Miele range but I noticed New ones are made in China vs the older ones being made in Germany.

            Is there any comprobable difference between them?

            [–]Arkeros 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            You frequently recommend Mile. Are all miles made equal and I can pick any according to budget and use?

            [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Sadly, that is not the case, anymore. Miele has sent production of the C1 Compact to China. Despite the fact that they use the same motors, I cannot recommend these models.

            If purchasing a Miele, just look on the underside and make sure it's made in Germany.

            [–]Abraham_Sapien 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Glad to hear you're on the mend. I have a Riccar RC-1100 canister vac that needs replacement parts. The motor is in good shape and I'd like to keep using it, but over time the hose has gotten crushed in several spots so now the suction is terrible. I can't find a replacement hose anywhere since they have discontinued the RC-1100s.

            Do you have any ideas for replacing or repairing the damaged hose?

            [–]kal0029 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            I bought a Panasonic canister about a year ago based off you, it's been life changing. I went to a local vacuum place and ended up talking to the repairman for half an hour about vacuums. He apparently has several hundred different models in his home and even has some in the Smithsonian. Vacuum people are strange.

            I've been having an issue with mine though that I notice when I'm vacuuming the stairs (carpet). When I lift up the vacuum brush part to go to the next stair, I can feel the roller flinging debris at me. The roller isn't in contact with the ground and I keep it clean. Any thoughts? I was thinking of dismantling it and doing a good deep clean.

            [–]TasteCrimes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            2 years ago, I came home from work only to discover a young latina woman putting a hose back into a huge box with my wife sitting on the love seat writing out a check.

            She spent $700 on a Kirby Vacuum system. All the bells and whistles. Seems to do a good job.. Is it a decent vacuum?

            [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            It's a decent vacuum, but she got it for a decent price.

            But...Kirbys use impeller motors, and do not have the suction necessary to clean all the way down to the subfloor. This is not acceptable by today's standards.

            Kirbys also have poor filtration. The bag is the only filtration, and I don't care what Kirby says, it does not keep your air clean.

            Kirbys require expensive maintenance and consumables. No other vacuum costs as much for regular maintenance and bags.

            You might consider selling it on Craigslist or something to get some of your money back before you buy a modern premium vacuum.

            [–]thepdxster 1 point2 points  (7 children)

            I see you have suggested the Miele C3 HomeCare several times. What about the C3 SoftCarpet? Looks like the best buy in the C3 line with the 228 electric brush and parquet floor tool, it's $799 compared to the $1,049 Homecare ($1,099 with 236 brush). Any thoughts?

            [–]InTupacWeTrust 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            What's the most common vacuum problem that you came across?

            [–]_Ryanite_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            A while back, I had a vacuum cleaner where everything went into a big tub of water. The problem was, it had clear sides, and you could watch everything swirling around. It was nasty. We ended up calling it "Mr Slushy" affectionately, and decided to get rid of Mr Slushy after we got sick of emptying it into a hole in the garden. We had four dogs so the fur ruined the water pretty fast.

            Why were these things ever invented? Why would anyone want one?

            And yes, it was an infomercial.

            [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Man, don't even get me started on water-filtration vacs. Fuck those things on principle.

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              [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              A canister vacuum is ideal for your needs. For the budget you mentioned, I think the Panasonic MC-CG 937 is a helluva choice for you. Let me know if you want my amazon link to it.

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                [–]touchmyfuckingcoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Yes, you do indeed get what you pay for. Panasonic's canisters are good. But, what you get with a Miele is next level. You get a gasket system which seals the vac, you get a seriously quiet vacuum, sealed filters, far better maneuverability, and a much better warranty.