Hero U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Has Better Things To Do Than Resign Just Now. UPDATE: NEVER MIND.
So far, he hasn't been seen wearing a pink knit hat with cat ears.
Donald Trump’s Weird New Jersey Cemetery. That’s It. Just Donald Trump’s Weird New Jersey Cemetery.
Wherever he decides his grave should be, Donald Trump could make a bundle right now by selling advance rights to piss on it.
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Done With This ‘Wire Tapp’ Shit
COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
How Many Feminists Does It Take To Shit On World’s-Most-Hilarious-Video-For-Real? One And It’s Very Funny!
It is the happiest video in all the land! Let us watch it! Together! For your OPEN THREAD!
White House Just Can’t Figure Out How To Lie About Foreign Agent Michael Flynn!
The Trump regime will literally lie about ANYTHING.
Civil Rights Nice Time! Oakland Bogarts All Pot Permits For Black People Arrested In War On Drugs!
The Oakland City Council is using pot permits to undo some of the excesses of the War on Drugs. Freakin' California, what'll they think of next?
Paul Ryan Won’t Compete In Your Shallow Health Care Coverage Beauty Contest!
What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?
Remember The Weird Server In Trump Tower That Only Talks To Russia? The FBI’s Still ON IT.
Will this be THE SMOKING GUN? Or is it just a buncha spam about Russian pee hookers? Who can say!
House TrumpCare Committees Stayed Up SO LATE To Do People’s Work, Of Murder.
Let's all visit the sausage factory!
Gay-Hatin’ Tenn. Doctor/Lawmaker Only Fucked Married Patient/Cousin *Sometimes*
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! (As long as it's in the heterosexual way, otherwise THAT'S GROSS.)
Republican Congressman Don’t Wanna Pay For No Ladies Having Babies
How is babby formed?
Hey, Did All You Woman Protesters Pick Up Your George Soros Checks Yet?
Fox News shows us how to lie while saying something that's technically factual
Donald Trump SHOCKED His Bestie Michael Flynn Was LITERAL Foreign Agent THIS WHOLE TIME
Trump didn't know, but Wonkette knew. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
GOP Has A Hard Time Not Killing People. Wonkagenda for Fri., March 10, 2017
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
Hey Jesus Lovers, Time To Make Tons Of Money So The J-E-W-S Will Get J-E-A-L-O-U-S!
OPEN YOUR HEART TO CHRIST, AND ALSO TO YOUR OPEN THREAD!
Mental Health Care For Pathological Lying Not Covered Under TrumpCare, Tom Cotton :(
What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.
Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain’t Even Know How ‘Health Insurance’ Works, Is Dumbass
He really should just shut up and look pretty.
What Was Julian Farage Doing In Ecuadorian Embassy If He Wasn’t Meeting Nigel Assange?
Connect the dots, if any. Maybe there are no dots. Maybe YOU'RE the dot.
Trump White House Says Trump Not Being Investigated, So That’s Obviously True
WHEN HAVE THEY EVER BEEN KNOWN TO LIE?
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt, A IDIOT, Has Some Thoughts On Climate Change. They Are Idiot Thoughts
It was a nice biosphere while it lasted.
It’s Meatball Day! HAHAHA No, Not Trump’s Sad Brain. Meatballs For Eatin’!
I make these once a year, because I am lazy and they have like THREE STEPS. Who wants to make a dinner that takes THREE STEPS? Not me that is who!
Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now
What is Russia doing RIGHT NOW to continue its campaign to undermine American democracy? That's what Rachel Maddow wants to know.
AARP Tells GOP To Get That Filthy TrumpCare Off Its Lawn
With global warming, there aren't even enough ice floes to strand the old folks on.
