Give me that burnt hair smell fam by ballsy26 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]redditating_ 2067 points2068 points  (0 children)

Barber: wat you want fam

Me: 🔥🔥🔥

Barber: say no more

I found Prince Charming by nachokittens in creepyPMs

[–]redditating_ 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I don't take shit from anyone

I hope he doesn't think disregarding consent counts as not taking shit.

Slightly awkward moment at Eurovision 2017 by SkittlezTheCool in cringepics

[–]redditating_ 3991 points3992 points  (0 children)

wtf??? He literally attacks her face with his mouth. Is this guy singing for Transylvania? He went full dracula on her.

Just take a chill pill. by barcantholdmyusernam in TumblrInAction

[–]redditating_ 3120 points3121 points  (0 children)

"leave me alone"

"sure i will respect your wishes and leave you alone. I will not force you to do anything you don't want to do."

"WTF WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALONE???"

"..."

A quick thinkaroo. by treemanc3r in iamverysmart

[–]redditating_ 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Be the first person to like this

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Askreddit thread about men looking at boobs, OP bamboozled us by Mummysail4 in quityourbullshit

[–]redditating_ 243 points244 points  (0 children)

why lie so blatantly when you have obvious posts in your history that would out you? why make an AMA about being a regular dude? why lie at all? what is the meaning of life? It's posts like these that make me convinced people don't make their own bread anymore.

Mod of r/MarchAgainstTrump forgets to switch accounts before insulting his/her own sub by onelifeisenough in facepalm

[–]redditating_ 420 points421 points  (0 children)

Fuck u/redditating_

edit: shit thats me. you know what this wasnt supposed to be on an alt. fuck me.

just wow by nutuliah in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]redditating_ 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm just here so I won't get fined so i can be in a locked thread.

Who in your opinion, is the legitimate worst leader in human history? by SaulLevy_42 in history

[–]redditating_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Wow I actually started watching that today and i can't believe its already relevant. My favourite line so far; "Austria-Hungary invaded Serbia... at the speed of a bicycle"

me irl by inapoc in meirl

[–]redditating_ 57 points58 points  (0 children)

when you finally get motivated to change your life but your life has different plans

"Animal Handler on Morning Show" Starter Pack by birdsnap in starterpacks

[–]redditating_ 126 points127 points  (0 children)

And they always talk fast. And they're always trying to explain something about an animal while they get interrupted by the overacting, screaming tv hosts: http://i.imgur.com/oatqERk.jpg

sure, devil worship... by emilyyarm in thatHappened

[–]redditating_ 77 points78 points  (0 children)

here in my garage... with these grannies

meirl by WhyDidntYouDoMyJob in meirl

[–]redditating_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

did you just assume my integer?

It would be so empty without him by DeuceDaGhost in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]redditating_ 1591 points1592 points  (0 children)

guys with hair like this have a 100% chance of stealing your mom's spaghetti

He's trying to show of his 'hot hair' by newtondaniel75 in RoastMe

[–]redditating_ 253 points254 points  (0 children)

He just said he wanted an Ace Ventura. The retarded is automatically assumed with him.