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PoliticsHitler died in 1945, Donald Trump was born in 1946... (self.Jokes)

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Bumped into my ex today... (self.Jokes)

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LongThere was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living... (self.Jokes)

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George Bush dies and goes to hell (self.Jokes)

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Long500 bricks on a plane (self.Jokes)

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My friend threw a can of coke at my head today... (self.Jokes)

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Cop : Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do? (self.Jokes)

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? (self.Jokes)

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I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I asked the kids... (self.Jokes)

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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it.......... (self.Jokes)

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Bought a dog from a blacksmith today... (self.Jokes)

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ReligionA Muslim walks into the U.S.. (self.Jokes)

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Job Interview (self.Jokes)

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Three blondes found some tracks... (self.Jokes)

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Drugs? (self.Jokes)

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Have you guys heard of Murphy's law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. (self.Jokes)

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? (self.Jokes)

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It's quite ironic that "strap on"… (self.Jokes)

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A mathematician walks home drunk at 3.am (self.Jokes)

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Today my mom saw me fingering myself on my period... (self.Jokes)

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Finally my winter fat is gone (self.Jokes)

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did you hear about the two gay ghosts? (self.Jokes)

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My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing. (self.Jokes)

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PoliticsHow can we get Republicans to care about climate change? (self.Jokes)

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LongAn atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane... (self.Jokes)

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