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TIFU by probably ruining a girl's life, forever, via Capture the Flag. by TheTrueMountainManin tifu

[–]murtull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I upvoted after the first paragraph. Awesome writing style.

In the spirit of anticipation, if you were to receive the $5000 gift, what do you think it would be and why? by bitchbecraycrayin secretsanta

[–]murtull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Bond! James Bond.

007's tuxedo? That'd be sweet. Or a high-tech Omega that shoots out lasers?

Short: The very first time a "Perdue" chicken-factory farmer allows film crew inside the farm to reveal the cruelty on chickens and the despicable conditions they are rapidly raised in. (2014) [CC] by murtullin Documentaries

[–]murtull[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, I feel you. I've been staying away from chicken for the past few years as well. It's just sucks knowing that a lot of people consciously choose to eat those $4 nuggets and other similar crap. And it also sucks for the chicken.

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife... by globalgamerin Jokes

[–]murtull 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A 95 year old man went to the doctor and after the small talk, went on to inquire if the doc could write him a prescription for Viagra. The doctor was concerned for the old man's condition and did warn him about any potential hearth health risks if he overdoes it. The old guy proceeded: "But doc, I only need one every four days or so. I'm gonna split it in quarters and take a quarter daily." The doctor, slightly amused: "But listen, a quarter of Viagra won't do you much good. You need a whole pill for a good sexual experience." "Oh, but, doc, at my age sexual experiences of any sort are completely out of the question. I just need as much as to not pee on my slippers every damn time. "