When we were Hand In Glove: With a very pushy guitarist and a tinny old tape recorder, how the Smiths transformed British pop culture

Three decades ago the Smiths released their debut single Hand In Glove (May 13, 1983).

Dead man talking: He honeymooned on Everest and 'died' on an operating table, but what really scares Ranulph Fiennes is his wife's driving

'When I had my heart attack ten years ago, I was on the table, and I was shocked 12 times to start my heart again. It only started beating on the 13th time,' said Ranulph Fiennes

In his first major interview since his last Antarctic mission, the explorer does the bravest thing of all – he tells Liz Jones about his biggest fear.

'If that's a bassoon, I'm a baboon': How Stravinsky and Nijinsky choreographed the worst opening night ever

The Fight of Spring: The score was so unlike anything heard before that, at rehearsals, the musicians wondered if there had been a printing mistake

The fight of Spring: A riot, a ballet without a tune and bankruptcy. 100 years on, why Stravinsky's opening night ballet was a disaster.

Adam Ant delivers a treasure trove of favourite photos

Liza Minnelli gave me a few tips on stagecraft

The singer on his early gigs, friendship with Liza Minnelli, and what his trademark white stripe symbolised.

Appy days are here again: Part two of our essential guide to the top apps

The Qusic app will alert you to new releases by artists such as Pink

From a troll's guide to classical music to an Indian Jones-style game downloaded 50 million times in a fortnight.

Very Important People: The most revealing celebrity photos of the week

At a Prada Great Gatsby pre-premiere party, English actress Carey Mulligan is amused by musician Florence Welch's Noel Fielding impression

Take a peek into the world of celebdom and have a gander at what the beautiful people have been up to in the past seven days.

DEBORAH ROSS: TV reviewing doesn't get tougher than this

Now Masterchef is over, I do expect my symptoms to ease although with The Apprentice on the way, who is to say I won't come down with Apprenticitis?

You will know you have MasterChefitis when you can only speak in MasterChef-speak, and it can happen if you watch too much MasterChef, and I watched all of it.

Red in tooth and crab claw: Authentic Sichuan cuisine? In Manchester?

Red Chilli isn't some pallid, lily-livered, ersatz conceit; rather, a proper regional Chinese restaurant that satisfies every sense

My crafty pint cost £5,000

Sambrook's Wandle has a thirst-quenching hoppy twist

Iconic, ever-changing, maturing gracefully - Riesling is the 'gloriously naked' Madonna of wines

Tesco Simply Riesling is eldenflower-scented with a sherbet-like buzz

To me, it's a nudist: rather than hiding behind oak, for example, each bottle is usually fuelled solely by the quality of the actual grapes.

BlackBerry boldly resurrects the physical keyboard on its super-fast Q10 in a brilliant return to form

THE TOUCHSCREEN: It's tiny, especially compared to those on this year's monstrous phones - next to an HTC One, this feels like a tea towel next to a duvet

A multi-room Wi-Fi sound system you don't have to be a Premier League footballer to afford

The Jongo uses both Bluetooth and Wi-Fi - Bluetooth offers ultra-simple connection for short range, and Wi-Fi is best for streaming music from room to room

Jongo is a superbly down-to-earth system that brings the simplicity of Pure’s digital radios to the normally nightmarish task of making the same song play in every room in your house.

Dom Joly would love it - but does the 8in Galaxy Note really need a 'Call' button?

The stylus is great for prodding your way through web pages, and superb with apps like Photoshop ¿ although the market for people who need to digitally alter photos on the move is fairly niche

It is actually a sober, sensible business tablet, not a phone for people with heads the size of Easter Island statues.

Citroen's 'anti-retro' rival to the Mini is zippy and fun. If only it was more rewarding to drive

In the classic tradition of the ever-so-cute 2CV, the Citroen DS3 has acquired a rolling full-top roof

'Don't I get a kiss goodbye?' laughed Gerard Butler

Slightly annoying to experience the sheer volume of attractive women stampeding past, across and over me to get to my charming date

I got bombarded by global outpourings of love from beliebers

I tweeted: 'I wonder how many of those mocking/abusing Justin Bieber have ever spent an hour at Anne Frank House? Give him a break!'

Justin Bieber is in hot water again, this time for visiting the Anne Frank House and writing in the guestbook: 'Anne was a great girl, hopefully she would have been a belieber.'

Twitter is now my most attractive asset to the opposite sex

'I need your massive Twitter power': Katherine Jenkins emailed me... I always do what I can to help marathon runners

Woke to a cheery email from Katherine Jenkins politely asking me to tweet about her London Marathon charity run.

Show of the week: Factory frolic will have you in stitches

Joanna Riding having fun on a works outing in The Pajama Game

True art? Just say cheese

Christian Aslund, at the most commercial end of the spectrum, has created some marvellous images of a man lying on the floor, and seeming to be clinging to a shelf (pictured: two-dimensional Hong Kong view)

The Sony exhibition, now on at Somerset House, rewards both professional photographers and high-level amateurs – 54,841 photographers entered this year.

Rod Stewart's in the last rasp saloon

Now, at 68, Rod Stewart is reinventing himself again, as a singer-songwriter

Eleven of the 12 tracks here are new compositions, mostly co-written by Rod with his long-serving pianist, Kevin Savigar.

Adam Ant delivers a treasure trove of favourite photos

Liza Minnelli gave me a few tips on stagecraft

The singer on his early gigs, friendship with Liza Minnelli, and what his trademark white stripe symbolised.

From directing Charlie Sheen in Wall Street to hanging out with Fidel Castro: Oliver Stone on his life and career in photographs

Pictured top right: We built the set on Wall Street itself for the view out of the windows - it was very expensive!

He's the Hollywood's maverick who has never shied away from controversy, from his time serving in Vietnam to spending time with the Cuban leader.

David Cameron's desert island pictures: The personal images that have defined the Prime Minister's life

On holiday in Ithaca, Greece. I'd just hired a moped and driven round the island with a friend (main image)

From riding a moped while on holiday in Ithaca to his wedding day and spending time with his children, the PM chooses his favourite photographs.

I'm definitely middle class...OK maybe I'm upper middle class': From Sherlock to Star Trek, Benedict Cumberbatch on his meteoric rise to stardom

'I've never denied my upbringing. Talking about class terrifies me,' said Benedict Cumberbatch

'Hollywood was a giant sweet shop. Spielberg warned me not to get sucked in': Emily Lloyd's postcard from oblivion

Emily Lloyd glamming it up at a premiere in 1987. 'I had been thrust into adulthood,' she said

One minute she was the darling of Tinseltown, then she fell into a disastrous spiral of failed affairs, drug abuse and mental illness. This is her astonishing story.

Does that look straight to you? Tate Britain's spectacular £45million refurbishment under the microscope

On tenterhooks: Joshua Reynolds' The Archers, worth £3.2million and weighing 463lb, is lifted into place by handlers

It's the final, nail biting flourish of Tate Britain's refurbishment - the rehanging of 500 of the world's greatest art treasures.

'I want to find not just love. I want obsessive love': Inside the head of... Nick Grimshaw

'I am always totally myself now, which is a big achievement for me,' said Nick Grimshaw

The Radio 1 Breakfast Show host, 28, wants to go for dinner with Madonna and was once forced out of his flat by a mouse.

Marvin Gaye and The Stone Roses: The eclectic tastes of Sharleen Spiteri

'Mamma Mia! is pretty irresistible. I've now seen it four times,' said Sharleen Spiteri

The Texas frontwoman on why Let's Get It On is her favourite album, the French movie that recently made her cry and the best concert she ever saw.

Westend Confidential: Which British star stabbed Ewan McGregor in the codpiece?

Staging post: Pictured, left to right: 1. Freddie Fox, 2. Zoe Wanamaker, 3. Helen McCrory, 4. Luke Treadaway, 5. Samantha Bond, 6. Adrian Lester, 7. Michelle Ryan

It's the airing of the annual Olivier Awards tonight, but never mind the awards. Event asked some of the biggest names on the British stage to tell us something we didn't know...