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Spring Candle Review: Ellis, Verb
Spring Candle Review: Ellis, Verb
The latest spring edition of The Hairpin’s popular candle column.
Kelly Conaboy
Apr 5
I’m Not Mean, I Just Have Resting Bitch Personality
I’m Not Mean, I Just Have Resting Bitch Personality
Can’t I be nice and you also leave me alone?
Silvia Killingsworth
Apr 5
Reasons You Were Paid Less Than A Male Coworker With The Same Job, Ranked
Reasons You Were Paid Less Than A Male Coworker With The Same Job, Ranked
A listicle without commentary.
Kelly Conaboy
Apr 4
Lip Gloss Is Wack
Lip Gloss Is Wack
It looks so good on you guys, but not on me.
Silvia Killingsworth
Apr 4
Live Victorian Nudes!
Live Victorian Nudes!
The rich cultural history of tableaux vivants.
Marthine Satris
Apr 4
Would You Rather Be A Flower Or Warmth?
Would You Rather Be A Flower Or Warmth?
An April question to rouse you.
Kelly Conaboy
Apr 3
Parenting Philosophy
Parenting Philosophy
What did Wittgenstein know about babies?
Rebecca Schuman
Apr 3
Sex Tips From Lysistrata
Sex Tips From Lysistrata
Advice from a world where vaginas are deep-sea fishes and penises are food products.
Amy Morrison
Apr 3
Ziggy From “Big Little Lies” Is An American Theater Critic
Ziggy From “Big Little Lies” Is An American Theater Critic
Oh my god.
Kelly Conaboy
Mar 31
Bringing It Back Up
Bringing It Back Up
On acceptance.
Ethel Rohan
Mar 31
The Thing
The Thing
On my face.
Lisa Renee
Mar 31
Parenting by the Books: ‘Little Women’
Parenting by the Books: ‘Little Women’
The horrors of marriage and sleep training.
Sarah Blackwood
Mar 30
Spoon Second With Kelly Conaboy And Brian Feldman: If There Were A Haircut Song
Spoon Second With Kelly Conaboy And Brian Feldman: If There Were A Haircut Song
Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.
Kelly Conaboy
Mar 30
Historical Role Play for Ambitiously Amorous Couples
Historical Role Play for Ambitiously Amorous Couples
Do it like they did it in previous centuries.
Claire Wolford
Mar 30
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