This smart condom brings stats to your sex life
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Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! http://cnet.co/2mQuVyK pic.twitter.com/kpDF5bhcb1
Omg it's called iCon. Something this bad is truly iKonic.https://twitter.com/CNET/status/837414967813025792 …
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Really missed an opportunity to name this i.Cum but OK. @CNEThttps://twitter.com/CNET/status/837414967813025792 …
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and I quote “a Fitbit for your man bits”https://www.cnet.com/news/icon-smart-condom-ring/?ftag=COS-05-10aaa0b&linkId=35064659 …
We've reached peak society, no more room for improvement.https://twitter.com/cnet/status/837414967813025792 …
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So now your partner has precise scientific data to point out how disappointing you arehttps://twitter.com/cnet/status/837414967813025792 …
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We've finally found a way to quantify one of the things men are most competitive about, this could end horribly
best line from the article "Forget dick pics. Now we have to worry about dick status updates."
I know that smart condom was created by a man because only men would come up with "thrust velocity" as a data point.
"Your thrust/60 has dropped precipitously over the last month or so"https://twitter.com/CNET/status/837414967813025792 …
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We're taking analytics too farhttps://twitter.com/CNET/status/837414967813025792 …
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Man, put that smart condom in a ziplock, throw it in the washing machine for 3 hours, and then post the stats directly to your Tinder page
"using those cat like reflexes, the young neophyte is really bounding & astounding tonight"- Clyde Frazier smart condom NYC expansion pack
*use smart condom * COME ON YOU GOT 2000 STROKES LEFT TO HIT YOUR MONTHLY GOAL LESKKEDDIT DONT STOP!!pic.twitter.com/fjYiOO0xid
What if that smart condom overheats and explodes?.......:(
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Your lady after she gets a peak at those smart condom numbers.pic.twitter.com/asghxjKAey
When your stroke game trash but your smart condom let you know you're improvingpic.twitter.com/ddATWX8VgP
This Black Mirror episode writes itselfhttps://twitter.com/CNET/status/837414967813025792 …
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I'm gonna need an SVU episode about this smart condom.
Yo someone conceptualized the smart condom, wrote a business plan, found funding, wrote a marketing plan, and found a manufacturer...dog.