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This smart condom brings stats to your sex life

Amazing 3 March 2017
Being touted as the world's first "smart condom," the i.Con is a personal wearable device that tracks sexual performance. The smart condom retails at about $74 and is available for preorder.
Photo via @CNET
· 2 Mar 2017

Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆

This wearable is like a Fitbit for your man bits
Put a smart ring on your boring, dumb condom to track your thrust speed and velocity.
cnet.com
622 replies . 5,376 retweets 5,755 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

Omg it's called iCon. Something this bad is truly iKonic.

Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆
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· 2 Mar 2017
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Really missed an opportunity to name this i.Cum but OK.

Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆
11 replies . 1,589 retweets 3,471 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

and I quote “a Fitbit for your man bits”

This wearable is like a Fitbit for your man bits
Put a smart ring on your boring, dumb condom to track your thrust speed and velocity.
cnet.com
4 replies . 436 retweets 1,426 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

We've reached peak society, no more room for improvement.

Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆
8 replies . 612 retweets 1,104 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

So now your partner has precise scientific data to point out how disappointing you are

Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆
4 replies . 1,151 retweets 2,493 likes
· 2 Mar 2017
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We've finally found a way to quantify one of the things men are most competitive about, this could end horribly

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· 2 Mar 2017
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best line from the article "Forget dick pics. Now we have to worry about dick status updates."

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· 2 Mar 2017

I know that smart condom was created by a man because only men would come up with "thrust velocity" as a data point.

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· 2 Mar 2017

"Your thrust/60 has dropped precipitously over the last month or so"

Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆
1 reply . 54 retweets 168 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

We're taking analytics too far

Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆
4 replies . 106 retweets 285 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

Man, put that smart condom in a ziplock, throw it in the washing machine for 3 hours, and then post the stats directly to your Tinder page

3 replies . 274 retweets 1,024 likes
· 2 Mar 2017
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"using those cat like reflexes, the young neophyte is really bounding & astounding tonight"- Clyde Frazier smart condom NYC expansion pack

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· 2 Mar 2017

*use smart condom * COME ON YOU GOT 2000 STROKES LEFT TO HIT YOUR MONTHLY GOAL LESKKEDDIT DONT STOP!!

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· 2 Mar 2017

What if that smart condom overheats and explodes?.......:(

3 replies . 112 retweets 365 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

Your lady after she gets a peak at those smart condom numbers.

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· 2 Mar 2017

When your stroke game trash but your smart condom let you know you're improving

2 replies . 535 retweets 1,204 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

This Black Mirror episode writes itself

Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆
1 reply . 477 retweets 1,247 likes
· 2 Mar 2017

I'm gonna need an SVU episode about this smart condom.

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· 2 Mar 2017

Yo someone conceptualized the smart condom, wrote a business plan, found funding, wrote a marketing plan, and found a manufacturer...dog.

3 replies . 172 retweets 595 likes

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