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@annetdonahue

Writer, person, and columnist at . I'm writing a book for called NOBODY CARES. (Out 9/18) Okay! Newsletter:

Cambridge/Toronto, Canada
Joined March 2009

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    Tonight I learned I have been over everybody's shit since my aunt's wedding in 1994.

  2. CURSE: may the naps of your enemies be limited to never being quite long enough or so long that their nights are ruined

  3. *catches up on instagram* i've done so much hard work today

  4. And I stand behind the man who's standing behind the perfect pizza. (This is a line-up for pizza, right?)

  5. FYI I would/always do 100% take credit for any terrible and embarrassing and wonderful thing that happens to me. Sadly, I just observed.

  6. You don't know how long it takes to delete a status on Facebook until that status is the full name of the person you like, believe you me.

  7. My friend once put her crush's name as a FB status thinking she was using the search bar and she lived so LOOK: you can get through ANYTHING

  8. is la la land about the time i went to a jazz club in high school because i thought it would make me more like carrie bradshaw

  9. HI for I wrote about why the Oscars matter (or *can* matter, I should say)

  10. i'm wearing overalls are you ghouls into that shit or what

  11. It's true! I wrote about one of my most beloved series and the episode that sends me into a rage blackout!

  12. Also I've been sent this by 15925825 people and if you weren't one of them, you are dead to me and goodbye forever

  13. ICYMI, at 41:00 and I talked about PLANET EARTH II (!!!) and Big Little Lies and were funny and perfect AS WE ALWAYS ARE.

  14. I know what you're thinking: does John Wick make candles? Ha ha ha Oh boy. Anyway, no, the President has no ties to Russia. Next question?

  15. you know that when sean spicer holds a press briefing he imagines himself to be don draper, saving his administration with a hail mary pitch

  16. Feb 23

    is this la la land

  17. Feb 23

    I'm positive Bannon has yelled "no one has EVER spoken to me like that before" at a cashier unwilling to accept an expired coupon.

  18. Feb 23

    Bannon has the air of someone on a plane who will NOT lower his voice, missy, because he was under the impression he could whittle on board.

  19. Feb 23

    If no one has used Personal Jesus to soundtrack the Richard Spencer punch, now would absolutely be the time.

  20. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    Depeche Mode reject Alt-Right leader Richard Spencer after he jokes they're "official band of the Alt-Right"

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