ACADEMY AWARDS
White guy at Oscar party REALLY wants you to know he saw 'Moonlight'
Colin shares that he has seen a lot of the Oscar movies nominated for Best Picture this year. Like Moonlight.
Ryan Dillon
CRAZY
0 for 2: CeeLo Green shows up at Oscars dressed as Grammy
Well, it looks like CeeLo did it again, arriving dressed as a Grammy to the 89th Academy Awards.
BOLD CLAIMS
Man refuses to use Wi-Fi network called "YOU SUCK" because he does not suck
“I don’t suck,” he said. “Literally like everyone who knows me can tell you that."
CELEBRITIES
In Memoriam segment to make up 94% of this year's Oscar ceremony
LIKE NO OTHER
$47 gourmet burger just lobster dinner you eat while sitting across from burger
Andrew Barr
TV
Mr. T joins cast of 'Dancing With the Stars', 3 dead
TIM HORTONS
100-cup challenge successfully reveals the odds of getting suckers to buy 100 cups of coffee
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MODERN MEDICINE
Scientists attribute recent increase in Canadian life expectancy to desire to outlive Conrad Black
UGH
Toronto's new homeless clothing line will let you express yourself, if your self is an asshole
OP-ED
So much for the "tolerant left": I just pooped myself on a rollercoaster
BOOKS
Get ready to binge read! Author to release every chapter of new novel all at once
HURRY HARD!
Gold-medal curler attributes win to being the only one who understood the rules
CBC
Confused Snoop Dogg begs to host Great Canadian Bake-Off
IMMIGRATION
Trump excited to find new life on 7 planets so he can ban it all
Bluh!
STUDY: Every known photo of Steve Bannon was taken accidentally with front-facing iPhone camera
SO BOHO
Local man clearly learned the word "gentrification" recently
Adam Albanese
BEAT IT
Couch thrown away with drummer still on it
Welcome to Sean's House!
REFRESHING!
Ontario's new craft beer craze: Just a big ol' can full of hops
POLITICS
CBC Radio announces new call-in show, 'Tony Clement Angrily Hangs Up On You'
S.O.S.
Trump in hot water after announcing non-existent ABBA reunion tour
FAST FOOD
Tim Hortons buys Popeyes, debuts "Roll Up the Skin to Win" campaign
BLUE JAYS
Josh Donaldson reports to photo day with The Rachel