Zarrar Khuhro

@ZarrarKhuhro

Accidental journalist. Dawn columnist. Co-Host Lord of Trolls. Table talk warrior. Urduffer. Insect of Twitter. Inventor of tamgha-e-chay

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Joined September 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Jan 2015

    Burqa clad extremist beating innocent transgender person in Muslim-dominated Gotham.

    2,229 retweets 1,765 likes
  2. 3m

    Totally agree sir,self defense 101 says "shooting the threat in the face is the most efficient way to stop it"

    1 retweet
  3. 9m

    Really? I thought it was pretty amusing

    This entire conversation is incredibly sad to read. It's evidence of how intellectually bankrupt we have become
    3 likes
  4. 9m

    Early morning trolling is the new coffee

    1 retweet 9 likes
  5. 10m

    I was going to say 'dapper'. Come back tomorrow I still have a lot of material in store!

    You can make out from D whatever fits your imagination. Keep it classy Sir, im off to bed. Have a wonderful day!
    3 likes
  6. 14m

    Ah I get it: the 'P' is for 'petty', the 'h' is for 'humourless' what's the 'D' for?

    Research, teaching, and trying to help a few folks who are in need of help. Is that all you have?
    5 likes
  7. In reply to
    17m

    . my father always says: 'beta if you must shoot, shoot to kill'

    1 retweet 7 likes
  8. 19m

    No croissants for you

    Sorry to intervene but I want Marion Le Pen too 😎
  9. 22m

    'Meray pass maa hai' syndrome

    terribly petty tweet this. why do expat desis think all Pakistanis are lusting after US visas?
    1 retweet 4 likes
  10. 23m

    Sarcasm, pop culture references and a deep disdain for chicken nihari. What you got?

    Ohh yes, be my guest. What else can i expect from you?
    5 likes
  11. 26m

    Can I mock your display name instead?

    yes because my degree is not from Axact, so attacks on appearance started already....what a sorry lot!
    4 likes
  12. 27m

    Sanjay works for isi so we are all required to watch his movies

    chalo! Indian movie... Pakistani media me to ban nahi hai!
    1 like
  13. 27m

    engineer ameer maqam?

    1 retweet
  14. 28m

    Its like me insisting I am not interested in dating Depika

    1 retweet
  15. In reply to
    29m

    . also the only other person who puts their educational degree with his name is munna bhai MBBS

    2 retweets 10 likes
  16. 31m

    No that's schadenfreude.

    OR maybe i have seen your other tweets which say "India deserve Modi and US deserve trump" something along those lines. Dark humor?
    2 retweets 4 likes
  17. 35m

    OR maybe this is dark humour. You may have heard of it.

    We dont kill Ahmadis or Shias for their faith here in the US, feel free to visit, if you have a visa. OR maybe you have been denied a visa.
    2 retweets 12 likes
  18. 37m

    Oh bhai it's not happening

    Workers may revolt if Musharraf takes over
    3 retweets 9 likes
  19. Mar 14

    I'm "the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal" years old

    347 retweets 575 likes
  20. 58m

    I knew it! I knew they were going to mess with maltesers after what they did to toblerone

    shrink by 15% - Mars blames rising costs for reducing the size of its product
    3 retweets 5 likes
  21. 8h

    Tomorrow... The 90s !* (*56k modem required )

    17 retweets 65 likes

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