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Linhas de Wellington (2012)

Actors: John Malkovich (actor), Marcello Urgeghe (actor), José Afonso Pimentel (actor), Gonçalo Waddington (actor), Melvil Poupaud (actor), Paulo Pires (actor), Michel Piccoli (actor), Diogo Dória (actor), Mathieu Amalric (actor), Gonçalo Waddington (actor), Vincent Perez (actor), Nuno Lopes (actor), Adriano Luz (actor), Isabelle Huppert (actress), Catherine Deneuve (actress),

Plot: On September 27, 1810, the French troops commanded by Marshal Massena, were defeated in the Serra do Buçaco by the Anglo-Portuguese army of general Wellington. Despite the victory, Portuguese and British are forced to retreat from the enemy, numerically superior, in order to attract them to Torres Vedras, where Wellington had built fortified lines hardly surmountable. Simultaneously, the Anglo-Portuguese command organizes the evacuation of the entire territory between the battlefield and the lines of Torres Vedras, a gigantic burned land operation, which prevents the French from collecting supplies. This is the setting for the adventures of a multitude of characters from all social backgrounds - soldiers and civilians, men, women and children, young and old - to the daily routine torn by war and dragged through hills and valleys, between ruined villages, charred forests and devastated crops.Highly persecuted by the French, already tormented by an unmerciful weather, the mass of fugitives continues to move forward clenching the teeth, just to save their skin, loaded with tenacious will to resist the invaders and retreat them from their country. Or even hoping to take advantage of the disarray to satisfy their basic instincts. All of them, whatever nature or motivations - the idealistic young lieutenant Pedro De Alencar, Clarissa Warren, the malicious little English girl, the shady dealer Penabranca, the vindictive Sergeant Francisco Xavier or the lusty prostitute Martírio, all gather by different paths to the lines of Torres, where the final battle will decide the fate of each one of them.

Keywords: 19th-century, battle, british-army, cult-director, duke-of-wellington, epic, fort, french-army, invasion, napoleon-war
Genres: Drama, History, War,

Dismal (2009)

Actors: Bill Oberst Jr. (actor), Beverly Safier (costume designer), Kenneth Lampl (composer), Eric Tomosunas (miscellaneous crew), Eric Mentis (miscellaneous crew), Gary King (director), Dante Wyatt (editor), Justin Soponis (actor), Justin Soponis (producer), Bo Buckley (producer), Bo Buckley (writer), Jack Harrison (actor), Jack Abele (producer), Gabe Wood (actor), Christopher Cook (producer),

Plot: Dana is failing Biology. To pass she must attend an extra credit assignment with several classmates that will lead them into a remote region of the Great Dismal Swamp, a place teeming with life... and death. While the group keeps one eye out for hungry bear, deadly snakes and lurking gators, they are unaware of the real danger. For the top of the food chain lives in a dingy cabin not too far from their campsite, and he has an appetite for human flesh.

Keywords: achilles-tendon-cut, airboat, arm-cut-off, bare-chested-male, bear-trap, biology, blood, blood-on-camera-lens, blood-spatter, body-in-a-fridge
Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Eat or be Eaten

Quotes:

Jamal: Eve thought she saw a snake out there.::Curt: Wait. She saw a snake? Did you get a good look at it?::Eve: It looked like a black snake.::Jamal: A black mamba.::Shelly: A black mamba?::Jamal: Yeah. A big one.::Gary: Those things are like seriously dangerous.::Dana: Should we move camp?::Curt: It wasn't a black mamba. The mamba is an African snake. Only place you're going to see them are zoos and habitats. So we don't need to move. We're fine. Could have been a cottonmouth. They're pretty dangerous as well. Not as bad as a mamba but be careful guys.::Jamal: All I know is, it was big and black.::Eve: Yeah.

Dale: You got Dale's word on it.

Dale: Hey darling, you sleep okay? Oh my, this smells delicious. Delicious. Bon appetite, ladies. Dig in. Don't be bashful.::Dana: Shelly, please, don't eat it.::Dale: You ungrateful bitch. Maybe in college you can walk into any building and get your fancy foods and gourmet coffees but you don't know shit about the real world, missy. Hey! Out here if you want sushi you better catch you some fucking fish!

Dale: Catch that bitch!

Dr. Shock's Tales of Terror (2003)

Actors: Tom Madigan (actor), Tom Madigan (editor), Douglas Agosti (actor), Douglas Agosti (actor), Douglas Agosti (producer), Douglas Agosti (actor), Douglas Agosti (director), Douglas Agosti (editor), Douglas Agosti (actor), Douglas Agosti (writer), Lance Otto Smith (director), Lance Otto Smith (actor), Lance Otto Smith (producer), Lance Otto Smith (actor), Lance Otto Smith (actor),

Genres: Horror,

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)

Actors: Doug Jones (actor), Chris Anderson (composer), Ian Abercrombie (actor), Ray Cooney (actor), Arthur Dix (miscellaneous crew), Robert E. Baruc (producer), Christopher Allport (actor), Jennifer Lyons (actress), Vanessa Marshall (actress), Whitney J. Willard (miscellaneous crew), Marsha Clark (actress), Brett Boydstun (actor), Heath Banks (miscellaneous crew), Karen Sanquist (miscellaneous crew), Kurt Bryant (actor),

Plot: In this sequel of the first Jack Frost movie, Sheriff Sam Tiler, his wife Anne, and Sam's two deputies (also husband and wife) decide to go on a Caribbean vacation to take their minds off the traumatic events of the previous movie in a place with absolutely no snow. Their holiday will be short-lived, however, as the thawed murderer gets inadvertantly re-frozen and brought back to life. As if that weren't bad enough, he now has the ability to remain frozen even in tropical temperatures, and he's headed south to settle some old scores.

Keywords: anvil, bare-breasts, blood, character-name-in-title, christmas, christmas-horror, comical-female-death, costume-party, dead-woman-with-eyes-open, drowning
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror,
Taglines: He's Icin' & Slicin'

Quotes:

Marla: Oh, come on, Sam, we don't even know if it's Jack Frost.::Sam Tiler: No, Marla, it's probably some other walking, talking snowman that everybody's talking about.

Agent Harrington: Great. Make a list: "Things that would have been useful to know five minutes ago".

Jack Frost: I now pronounce you... totally fucking dead

Sam Tiler: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack gouged eyes out with candlesticks.

Agent Harrington: Sam's got a runner!::Captain Fun: Why are you talking to your watch?::Agent Harrington: Old habit!

Sam Tiler: [in the bathroom looking out at the snowy winter landscape] Honey?::Anne Tiler: [in bed, sleepy] What, sweety?::Sam Tiler: I'm having that dream again!::Anne Tiler: That's okay, I know you would never leave me for Claudia Schiffer.::Sam Tiler: No, no, no, no, no. Not that one. The other one.

Jack Frost: 20% chance of frostbite and 100% chance of death!

Khrustalyov, mashinu! (1998)

Actors: Nina Ruslanova (actress), Aleksandr Bashirov (actor), Andrei Petrov (composer), Pekka Lehto (writer), Yuriy Tsurilo (actor), Ivan Matskevich (actor), Guy Séligmann (producer), Olga Samoshina (actress), Aleksey German (writer), Aleksey German (director), Aleksandr Golutva (producer), Irina Gorokhovskaya (editor), Mikhail Dementyev (actor), Svetlana Karmalita (writer), Armen Medvedev (producer),

Plot: Military doctor General Klenski is arrested in Stalin's Russia in 1953 during an anti-Semitic political campaign accused of being a participant in so-called "doctors' plot".

Keywords: 1950s, absurdism, anarchy, anti-semitism, apartment, army, arrest, bathhouse, brutality, doctor
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Jack Frost (1997)

Actors: Nan Garcia-Wood (miscellaneous crew), Maureen Duffy (miscellaneous crew), Shannon Elizabeth (actress), Chris Anderson (composer), F. William Parker (actor), Rob LaBelle (actor), Christopher Allport (actor), Terry Kelley (editor), Carl Schurtz (composer), Stephen Mendel (actor), Kathy England (miscellaneous crew), Thomas 'Doc' Boguski (miscellaneous crew), Paul Keith (actor), Marsha Clark (actress), Brett Boydstun (actor),

Plot: Serial killer is genetically mutated in car wreck on the way to his execution. After which, he becomes a murdering snowman hell-bent on revenge for the sheriff who caught him.

Keywords: axe-murder, black-panties, blood-spatter, bloody-body-of-child, character-name-in-title, child-murder, christmas, christmas-horror, dead-woman-on-floor, dead-woman-with-eyes-open
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror,
Taglines: He's chillin...and killin

Quotes:

[Jack's head flying through the air]::Jack Frost: I can see your house from up here!

[after reforming himself in a distorted way]::Jack Frost: Look, Ma! I'm a Picasso!

[after seeing a corpse dressed up like a Christmas tree]::Deputy Pullman: You don't reckon that we keep her up for the twelve days of Christmas, then?

Sally: She's only talking back to you because she's upset.::Jake: Sally, when I want philosophy, I'll turn on "Oprah."

Tommy: What the hell are you?::Jack Frost: The world's most pissed-off snow cone!

Jack Frost: Gosh. I only axed you for a smoke.

Jack Frost: Don't eat yellow snow!

Tommy: I said, who's there? [Jack Frost hits Tommy, and enters the house]::Jack Frost: Well it ain't fucking Frosty!

[after Jack has apparently been destroyed]::Agent Manners: It's at a time like this, when I think all we can do is turn our eyes up to the heavens and say...::[looks up and realizes Jack is back]::Agent Manners: ...Oh shit.

Agent Manners: Agent Manners.::Sam: FBI?::Agent Manners: Sure. Why not?

Andorra (1983)

Actors: Bendt Rothe (actor), Søren Pilmark (actor), Thomas Eje (actor), John Hahn-Petersen (actor), Holger Juul Hansen (actor), Buster Larsen (actor), Helle Virkner (actress), Max Frisch (writer), Birgit Sadolin (actress), Hardy Rafn (actor), Erik Paaske (actor), Lea Risum Brøgger (actress), Marilyn Mazur (composer), Finn Arvé (actor), Niels Martin Carlsen (actor),

Genres: ,

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982)

Actors: Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), Graham Chapman (actor),

Plot: A collection of skits that made the Python troup famous, performed live at the Hollywood Bowl. Included are the singing philosophers, lumberjacks, the pope, and a suspiciously-male looking seabird vendor.

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, actor-playing-multiple-roles, actress-playing-multiple-roles, albatross, audience-interaction, australian-stereotype, based-on-sketch-comedy, based-on-tv-series, blow-job
Genres: Comedy, Documentary,
Taglines: Never before in the history of human civilization has there been a movie called "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl"

Quotes:

Announcer: Hello and welcome to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowl, here in the pretty L.A. suburb of Hollywood. Well, we're about to witness All-in Wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum, the world's first combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing; and by the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear missile. You never know when it'll go off.

First Bruce: They're a typical Hollywood audience. All the kids are on drugs and all the adults are on roller skates.

Albatross Woman: Albatross... Albatross. ALBATROSS. [looks to someone in the crowd] You're not supposed to be smoking that. Albatross.::Someone in the crowd: What flavour is it? What flavour is it?::Albatross Woman: Seagull sickle... Pelican bon-bon... ALBATROSS.::Wife: I will have two ice creams, please.::Albatross Woman: I don't have any ice creams, I've just got this albatross. ALBATROSS.::Wife: What flavour is it?::Albatross Woman: ...Well it's an albatross. Isn't it? It's not any bloody flavour. ALBATROSS.::Wife: It's got to be some flavour, I mean everything's got a flavour.::Albatross Woman: All right. All right. It's bloody... albatross flavour... Bleedin' seabird bleedin' flavour. ALBATROSS.::Wife: You get wafers with it?::Albatross Woman: Of course you don't getting fucking wafers with it, you cunt. It's a fucking albatross isn't it.

Michelangelo: Good evening, Your Holiness.::The Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy about it.::Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.::The Pope: Not happy at all.::Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?::The Pope: No.::Michelangelo: It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo.::The Pope: What kangaroo?::Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.::The Pope: I never saw a kangaroo.::Michelangelo: Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. All right?::The Pope: That's the problem.::Michelangelo: What is?::The Pope: The disciples.::Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.::The Pope: No, it's just that there are 28 of them.

First Bruce: We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.

Husband: It's the Bishop of Leicester.::Wife: How do you know?::Husband: Tattooed on the back of his neck. I think I'd better call the police.::Wife: Shouldn't you call the church?::Son: Call the Church Police.::Husband: Good idea.

Customer: I'd like to have an argument please.

Flying minstrel: I've got two legs, from my hips to the ground / And when I move them, they walk around / And when I lift them, they climb the stairs / And when I shave them, they ain't got hairs.

Barrister 1: I did my whole, "Serious offense" bit and then I waggled me wig!::Husband: You did what?::Barrister 1: I waggled me wig!

Yorkshireman 1: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves.::Yorkshireman 2: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Falling in Love Again (1980)

Actors: Michel Legrand (composer), Steven Paul (director), Steven Paul (writer), Steven Paul (writer), Patrick Wright (producer), Susannah York (writer), Twink Caplan (actress), Steven Paul (producer), Steven Paul (actor), Patrick Wright (actor), Susannah York (actress), John Diehl (actor), Elliott Gould (actor), Bud S. Smith (editor), Michelle Pfeiffer (actress),

Plot: Harry and Sue Lewis met in the 40es as teenagers living in the Bronx. He was an aspiring architect, she was the most beautiful girl in school, and both had a fondness for bran muffins. They fell in love, got married, moved to Los Angeles, and had two kids. While struggling with his midlife crisis, Harry receives an invitation for his high school's reunion back so he takes Sue and their teenage kids on a cross-country car trip back to the Big Apple. Will they see in the Bronx what they expected? Will the good memories from their past help rekindle their fading love? Is it too late to dream?

Keywords: 1940s, archive-footage, aspiring-architect, bronx-new-york-city, buddy, cafe, clothing-business, cross-country-trip, falling-in-love, family-relationships
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,

Wozzeck (1947)

Actors: Richard Häussler (actor), Claire Reigbert (actress), Kurt Meisel (actor), Friedrich Teitge (actor), Valy Arnheim (actor), Arno Paulsen (actor), Gunnar Möller (actor), Friedrich Gnaß (actor), Alfred Balthoff (actor), Willi Rose (actor), Karl Hellmer (actor), Paul Henckels (actor), Friedrich Kühne (actor), Georg C. Klaren (writer), Elsa Wagner (actress),

Plot: The body of Franz Wozzeck lies on a table in an anatomy lecture of a small German university. Whereas the doctor in charge of dissecting the cadaver can only see the murdered corpse lying on the table, Buechner, a medical student, sees the corpse of a "human being." "A human being" he adds, "that we have murdered." Buechner then proceeds to tell the story of Franz Wozzeck. Franz Wozzeck was a poor soldier. He endured the harassment and humiliation of his military superiors. His meager soldier's pay allowed him to provide for his beloved wife, Marie, and their child with the bare necessities and secure a modest future for them. It was this basic desire to earn money for his family that lead Wozzeck to be the guinea pig in a series of harsh medical experiments - for his participation in the experiments Wozzeck earned a few pennies. Marie is a beautiful and sensual girl, who loves Franz. But she also suffers from his physical and mental deterioration, and his morbid pathological visions. Owing to her difficulties with Franz, Marie eventually falls into the hands of the tenacious and seductive drum-major. When Wozzeck learns about his wife's infidelity - in their small village, news of conjugal indecorum quickly makes the rounds - he directs his entire indignation and rage against Marie. Indeed, it's not his tormentors he pursues with his wrath, but rather his beloved wife - whom he eventually kills. A film, based on Georg Buechner's taut drama, with exceptional visual power. Sharply realistic and uncannily visionary.

Keywords: based-on-play
Genres: Drama,