• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Geek - MC Chris
• Geek - Autopsy
• Geek - Bettie Serveert
• Geek - Lucky 7
• Geek - Jetland

Chorus: Stop pickin on me. Because I'm a geek. I'm strange to you. You're strange to me. Well, one of these days. I'm gonna pack heat.
Your brains on the wall. My face, my face on tv.
They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
Sand kickers comin' sixty clicks upon the sonar.
They're gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
If this was D&D;, you'd see me jump into a portal.
I'm a geek, spelled g double e k.
I meet my boys in the basement about every day.
Card table, comic books, and cans of coke.
That we blow out our nose after a Star Wars joke.
We got style.
Tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses.
Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors.
Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman's.
We got problems, namely the jocks.
The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks.
Otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin' the tit.
If I was wolverine, you'd hear my knuckles go snikt.
I'm not perfect, the b4 picture of Peter Parker.
I always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
I got brains, fuck B's and C's.
I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year's Eve.
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Don't fuck with a geek, just 'cause he got a gift.
You get in my way bitch you get a Vulcan neck pinch.
One night I didn't go to sleep, up playin' Risk.
At dawn, I won, got global dominance.
But it in the hallway it's completely different shit.
Can't get my locker open and my pants are always split.
Can't seem to catch a ride, can't ever get a date.
But in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I'm great.
Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.
I'm at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail.
Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.
Never, been kissed, never been holding hands.
Just, bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath.
Darth Vader with inhalers, in case my lungs collapse.
The dragon died from a heart attack
You may advance and yo, I upped your armor class.
Being a geek, it aint so bad.
I can't get laid, I got Japanime stashed.
And a mind jam packed with sci-fi facts.
Dreadnoks rocked, Dynobots kick ass.

Long ago I watched the man bring the
Convulsing white fowl to his mouth, he
Chomped down hard on the neck, blood spurting
And dripping, the body dangled for a second
Then ripped from the head and hit the floor
I bit into the young neck, teeth sinking into
The warm flesh, blood running down my throat
And face, relishing the bits of skin stuck
Between my teeth, drinking all the blood my
Young friend had to offer
I ripped the throat out of the infant I stole,
Holding the thing over me and letting the sweet
Blood rain upon my face, lifeblood gushing from
The gaping hole - the one I created, momentarily
Quenching my thirst
I lacerated the juggular vein of the prom king
With my filed teeth and quickly pressed my lips
To the gaping wound, supping on the thick fluid
Spewing from the virgin throat
I am a modern day freak show
With a thirst for blood
I sup on the life of only the young
I tear and I drink
I kill and I feast
I follow tradition

Rich, dumb, white kid thinks that he's everything
Loud mouth, bold headed geek's got a song to sing
Turn him inside out on the kitchen floor
Soon find out that he doesn't wanna sing no more
As always, the same affair
But who really cares for God's creations, his amputations
The tight-assed mum and dad got a lot to say
They stick their nose into every game we play
Turn them inside out on the kitchen floor
And soon find out daddy doesn't have a clue no more
As always, the same affair
But who really cares for God's creations, his amputations
Down, down in the basement of our cares
There's always a phony, count the stairs
Like, like us as something as we come

Why is it
Every time I meet a girl
She's in love
With someone else
And why is it
That my life is in a whirl
When she is out
With someone else
Why is it
That I care about
Every word you say
And just yesterday
You said we were through
And why is it
That I think about you all time
You're always on my mind
It won't be long
And I'm sure that it's right
But not for you
And today I'll be okay
It's just the price
I have to pay for loving you
When you come around
I think of our song
And it makes a difference to me
Because every time you hang up
It's a feeling, like a break up

I'm a geek
I wear my while I pee
Geek
I keep on laughing while I weep
I'm a geek
I ring your bell and whipe my feet
I'm a geek
I play Maldini in my sleep
Geek
I'm a kinky, funky geek
Supermarket generation
Welfare, guru, desperation
Play them by theatron
Sign them up for babylon
White water in little long
Why are for mental and for bodyshop
I do it in my sleep
I am a geek
I always st-stutter when I speak
Geek
All my girlfriends are tres chique
Sleeping with my sisters' friend
Dennis got a swimming pool
Being stupid, being cool
Little house on the prairie
Come inside, Tom and Jerry
Mary Harpen bought a cow
Great she wore those all the time
Geek
Geek
Geek