The Squeeze (2014)

Actors: Michael Nouri (actor), Tim Ware (actor), Anne Archer (producer), Christopher McDonald (actor), Shaun O'Rourke (miscellaneous crew), Michael Harding (actor), David O'Donnell (actor), Michael Beasley (actor), Jon Stafford (actor), Michelle Lee Brown (miscellaneous crew), Rita Hawn (miscellaneous crew), George Parra (producer), Katherine LaNasa (actress), Dean Mauro (actor), J. Teddy Garces (actor),

Plot: THE SQUEEZE Augie Baccus, (early 20s), a common man of uncommon skills, living in a small Texas town is a winner in life...starting quarterback in football, leading scorer in basketball, fastest in track, etc. When Augie wins his one day City Golf Championship by 15 shots breaking his own course record, a dapper Southern gentleman gambler, Riverboat and his over-the-top bejeweled wife, Jessie, who are driving cross country in their blue Thunderbird from Mississippi to Las Vegas hear of this uncommonly gifted young golfer on local radio. Turning off the highway, Riverboat heads to the local muni course to find Augie and convinces him to abandon his dreams of qualifying for the PGA Tour, and come play for him in high-stake gambling matches. Augie's longtime girlfriend, Natalie, sassy, smart and take-no-prisoners is angered beyond tolerance as she watches Augie give up his dreams and compromise his integrity. Augie continues to win high stakes matches all across the state until they're finally run out of Texas. Riverboat and Augie head for Las Vegas where they play in even higher stakes matches until Augie finds himself pitted against a big-time Vegas gambler, Jimmy Diamonds, who has known connections to the mob. Augie continues to win every match until finally, Diamonds, fed up with the scam, breaks into Augie's hotel room and brutally informs him he's going to end up at the bottom of a swimming pool wearing lead boots if he doesn't lose the match the next day. Fearing for his life, Augie attempts to escape but is soon discovered by a very angry Riverboat who informs him he had better win the match the next day or he'll do the deadly deed himself. Thus our hero is caught in The Squeeze. Win or lose-either way, he's dead. Can this appealing young man escape the opposing forces of evil and win back his girl? Welcome to The Squeeze. It's Tin Cup meets The Sting with a dollop of Caddyshack.

Keywords: bet, betting, club, course, gambling, golf, las-vegas, mob, money
Genres: Comedy,

Eye of the Hurricane (2012)

Actors: Brian Doyle-Murray (actor), Andra Hayes (miscellaneous crew), Campbell Scott (actor), Phillip J. Bartell (editor), Melanie Lynskey (actress), Angela Sostre (producer), José Zúñiga (actor), Giuseppe Pedersoli (producer), David Robbins (composer), Samantha Kuester (costume designer), Colin Ford (actor), Susan Johnson (producer), Gregory Cruz (actor), Carrie Barton (actress), Jesse Wolfe (director),

Genres: Drama,

The Formulation of Rectangles (2009)

Actors: Joseph McConnell (director), Joseph McConnell (writer), Joseph McConnell (producer), Joseph McConnell (actor), John Migdal (actor), Sam Masotto (actor), Hunter Schlesinger (actor), Hunter Schlesinger (actor), Mike Hoffmann (actor), Gina Musumeci (actress), Grace Matias (actress), Leech Ernowetz (composer), Sander Folsom (actor), Robert Weba (actor), Nicholas Greco (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: I can give you a choice....a choice to choose.

Bartypes: A Stereotypical Comedy (2002)

Actors: Charles Schefer (producer), Charles Schefer (writer), Charles Schefer (director), Charles Schefer (actor), Charles Schefer (actor), Troy Lee Sargent (actor), Troy Lee Sargent (actor), Tony DeVries (writer), Tony DeVries (actor), Tony DeVries (producer), Tony DeVries (director), Kelly Trafton (actress), Carlton Schefer (actor), Doug Hubbell (actor), Kelly Fritz (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: What type are you?

Schindler's List (1993)

Actors: Jochen Nickel (actor), Götz Otto (actor), Maciej Kozlowski (actor), Edward Linde-Lubaszenko (actor), Jerzy Nowak (actor), Olaf Lubaszenko (actor), Ben Kingsley (actor), Henryk Bista (actor), Ralph Fiennes (actor), Gerald Alexander Held (actor), Liam Neeson (actor), Jan Jurewicz (actor), Erwin Leder (actor), Osman Ragheb (actor), Eugeniusz Priwieziencew (actor),

Plot: Oskar Schindler is a vainglorious and greedy German businessman who becomes unlikely humanitarian amid the barbaric Nazi reign when he feels compelled to turn his factory into a refuge for Jews. Based on the true story of Oskar Schindler who managed to save about 1100 Jews from being gassed at the Auschwitz concentration camp. A testament for the good in all of us.

Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1990s, anti-semitism, apostrophe-in-title, ashes, based-on-book, bathtub, blockbuster, blood
Genres: Biography, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire. The List Is Life.

Quotes:

Amon Goeth: They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. When you work closely with them, like I do, you see this. They have this power. It's like a virus. Some of my men are infected with this virus. They should be pitied, not punished. They should receive treatment because this is as real as typhus. I see it all the time. It's a matter of money? Hmm?

Amon Goeth: The truth, Helen, is always the right answer.

Itzhak Stern: How many cigarettes have you smoked tonight?::Oskar Schindler: Too many.::Itzhak Stern: For every one you smoke, I smoke half.

Amon Goeth: This is very cruel, Oskar. You're giving them hope. You shouldn't do that. *That's* cruel!

Itzhak Stern: This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf.

Oskar Schindler: Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.

Amon Goeth: Today is history. Today will be remembered. Years from now the young will ask with wonder about this day. Today is history and you are part of it. Six hundred years ago when elsewhere they were footing the blame for the Black Death, Casimir the Great - so called - told the Jews they could come to Krakow. They came. They trundled their belongings into the city. They settled. They took hold. They prospered in business, science, education, the arts. With nothing they came and with nothing they flourished. For six centuries there has been a Jewish Krakow. By this evening those six centuries will be a rumor. They never happened. Today is history.

Reiter: I'm a graduate of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan.::Amon Goeth: Ah, an educated Jew... like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharfuehrer!::Hujar: Jawohl?::Amon Goeth: Shoot her.::Reiter: Herr Kommandant! I'm only trying to do my job!::Amon Goeth: Ja, I'm doing mine.

Oskar Schindler: Look, All you have to do is tell me what it's worth to you. What's a person worth to you?::Amon Goeth: No, no, no, No. What's one worth to you!

Amon Goeth: I would like so much to reach out to you and touch you in your loneliness. What would it be like, I wonder? What would be wrong with that? I realize that you are not a person in the strictest sense of the word, but, um, maybe you're right about that too. Maybe what's wrong, it's not us, it's this... I mean, when they compare you to vermin, to rodents and to lice. I just, uh, you make a good point. You make a very good point. Is this the face of a rat? Are these the eyes of a rat? "Hath not a Jew eyes?" I feel for you Helen. [leaning forward to kiss her] No, I don't think so. You Jewish bitch, you nearly talked me into it, didn't you?

TerrorVision (1986)

Actors: Mary Woronov (actress), Sonny Carl Davis (actor), Gerrit Graham (actor), Jon Gries (actor), Ted Nicolaou (director), Richard Band (composer), Bert Remsen (actor), Ted Nicolaou (writer), Frank Welker (actor), Charles Band (producer), Albert Band (producer), Giancarlo J. Sini (miscellaneous crew), Chad Allen (actor), Ian Patrick Williams (actor), Andrea Borella (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A civilization on a distant planet has found a way to solve its garbage problem: turning it into energy and beaming it into outer space. A flaw in this system is found when the signal is accidentally picked up on Earth by the Putterman Family's home satellite dish. While this would ordinarily be just another mess, this particular transmission contains a hungry trash monster who quickly begins snacking on the Puttermans and their guests. Only young Sherman Putterman has any clue what is going on, but nobody will believe him. Is there any hope for the Earth?

Keywords: abusive-parent, actress, alien, boy, child-eaten-off-screen, death-of-father, death-of-grandfather, death-of-mother, eaten-alive, green-slime
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: People of Earth, your planet is about to be destroyed... We're terribly sorry for the inconvenience. The Do-It-Yourself 100 picks up things from EVERYWHERE!

Quotes:

Grampa Putterman: [MTV is on the TV] Intellectual decay! Turn it off, it'll rot your brain cells! It's an international conspiracy!

Grampa Putterman: I've said it before and I'll say it again - War stories and monster movies are educational. They're survival oriented. They always neutralize the enemy in the end.

Suzy Putterman: It's O.D.::Stanley Putterman: O who?::Suzy Putterman: O.D., my new boyfriend.::Stanley Putterman: Oh. Irish boy?

O.D.: Hey, little dude, you like metal? Kiss the boot.::Sherman Putterman: Kiss the ass, bozo.

Pluthar: People of Earth, you must heed my warning. Destroy your satellite receivers, dismantle your communications systems, render your TV sets inoperable for the next 200 Earth years.

Spiro: Fantastic idea for a movie! Martians diddling the women of the universe.::Stanley Putterman: Yeah, you got it, Spiro. Intergalactic swingers.

Cherry: [talking about the Jacuzzi] Is it cool if I get in there?::Stanley Putterman: Cool? Babe, it's a perfect 98.6. It's like floating in your mother's womb!

Pluthar: A stray energy beam from my substation may be headed for your solar system, and could possibly result in the total annihilation of your species. I'm so terribly sorry for the inconvenience.

Suzy Putterman: Shut up about the monster! I'm gonna make you take your pill.::O.D.: Pills? What color?::Sherman Putterman: Follow me.::O.D.: Alright, dude! Pill freak!

O.D.: Remember that movie? You know, the one about the little space guy? Made you cry like a butthole.

The Last Porno Flick (1974)

Actors: Colleen Camp (actress), Carmen Zapata (actress), Michael Pataki (actor), Mike Kellin (actor), Tom Signorelli (actor), Renata Vanni (actress), Joseph R. Sicari (actor), Roberta Collins (actress), Louis Peraino (producer), Marianna Hill (actress), Norma Michaels (actress), Antony Carbone (actor), Janice Kent (actress), Lawrence G. DiTillio (writer), Vanna Salviati (actress),

Genres: Comedy,