I drank it in high school with Jolly Ranchers and then it went away, or so I thought. 
Saturday, February 18, 2017
Saturday, February 18, 2017
A Drunk History Of Zima
Video: Bill Maher Rolls Over For Milo Yiannopoulos On 'Real Time'
Even Larry Wilmore telling Yiannopoulos to go fuck himself wasn't really that satisfying.
Friday, February 17, 2017
Go Home Already: Terry McAuliffe Dabbing With Students Is A Thing That Happened Today
Also, now Washingtonian is judging your lunch and other end-of-day news.
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D.C.'s Death With Dignity Law Survives Republican Attacks For Now
D.C. lawmakers are declaring victory over meddlesome Congressional Republicans ... until budget season, anyway.
Video: New Film Looks At Old Presidents' Heads
"You don't often see 42 giant heads clumped together in a field where the public aren't even aware of them."
D.C.'s New Arena Football Team Is Looking For Dancers
The Valorettes are holding auditions on February 25.
Here Are 5 Good Things That Happened This Week While You-Know-Who Wasn't Looking
Here is an uplifting piece of content for you.
D.C. Streetcar Crash Halted Service For About An Hour This Afternoon
The crash appears to have affected the driver's door of a parked car and the side of the streetcar.
Dumbarton Oaks Will Close In July For 8 Months Of Renovations
The stormwater management system dates back to the gardens' creation in the 1920s and the time has come for an overhaul.
Trump NSC Official's Apocalyptic Anti-Islam Fetish Revealed On Men's Style Message Board
"I look at the world and I see a whole movement of people who want to kill me," a senior NSC official wrote about Islam on a men's style message board.
Dish of the Week: The Quinoa Cake
If you don't like crab, give these hearty vegetarian quinoa cakes a try.
Maryland Has The Highest Ratio Of Millionaire Households In The Country
Virginia comes in at number 8, and the District follows at number 9.
Jimmy Fallon Revives Terrible Toothless Trump Impression As Ratings Dive. Sad!
Fallon goes to painstaking lengths to be as innocuous as possible.
Trash Raccoon Is Trying To Tell Us Something
Trash raccoon is telling us all to hang in there. Or to ride the trash truck the hell out of #thistown. You decide.
A Brief History Of Protest Songs, From Billie Holiday To Reagan Youth
From 'Strange Fruit' to 'The Message.'
Who Let The Ducks Out? 100 Luminescent Mallards To Be Released Tonight
"In this city, where people are very serious, it's important to do things that are absurd."
Lawyers Grapple With New Hardline Attitude In Trump-Era Immigration Court
"These are the low-level cases where someone gets caught up in a raid and is in the wrong place at the wrong time."
How to Eat Your Way Through D.C. This Week
This week's food news includes a chicken finger happy hour, a Mid-Atlantic wine class, and more.
'A Cure for Wellness' Conjures Ill Feelings
The new horror thriller is too long and absurd, and is occasionally gratuitous.
These Universal Smartphone Camera Lenses Are $60 Off And Will Easily Up Your Instagram Game
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EPA Staffers Are Begging Congress To Stop Scott Pruitt Today
Scott Pruitt has sued the EPA at least 14 times, and workers see him as a danger to the agency.
Immigrants Make Up One-Fourth Of D.C.'s Workforce
Without immigrants, most of the city's restaurant industry would collapse, and there would be few carpenters or housekeepers.
Video: Late Night Comedians Toast Trump's Amazing Tremendously Successful Press Conference
"Do you think 306 is larger than 365? Wow, Betsy DeVos works quick."