Evening all.
As the pig said to the robber.
What's the worst crime you've ever witnessed?
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As the pig said to the robber.
What's the worst crime you've ever witnessed?
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I once saw a bloke get a pint glass smashed in his face.
And I saw a guy get stabbed. Oh, and loads of drugs.
I think I might become a dragon kin.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:35, Reply)
And I saw a guy get stabbed. Oh, and loads of drugs.
I think I might become a dragon kin.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst are we led it off the road
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Saw a guy get his ear slashed by some little scrote for no reason at all.
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The problem with crime is that it only affects the lower classes. Plenty of people get obscenely wealthy by committing crimes for which no laws have been passed.
"In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread."
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"In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread."
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There are next to no real upper class left , just being a barrister and sending your kids to harrow doesn't count
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I used to work for an actual proper lord with a man or house.
He had more in common with the workers than the types who you mentioned, and the types his adult children essentially became.
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He had more in common with the workers than the types who you mentioned, and the types his adult children essentially became.
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Proper upper class people , we are running out , it's all about fame and money now, they were the first to sign up for ww1 before
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Big Brother would have been infinitely more entertaining with addition of mustard gas challenges
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sausageadmin seems to have slowed down a bit
Perhaps it'll pick up again at the weekend. What are YOU hoping will pick up at the weekend? Who are you hoping to pick up at the weekend?
Do you think Doctor Who should be played by an elderly jamaican lesbian? #RockHardBrexit
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Perhaps it'll pick up again at the weekend. What are YOU hoping will pick up at the weekend? Who are you hoping to pick up at the weekend?
Do you think Doctor Who should be played by an elderly jamaican lesbian? #RockHardBrexit
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weather should pick up a bit next week
it's -2 at the moment, should reach a perky -23 at night by Monday
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it's -2 at the moment, should reach a perky -23 at night by Monday
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So it looks like every time a second hand unit appears, the company that makes them snaps them up.
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Jesus, they're doing a remake of Secret of Nihm
I think that was the first film I saw at the pictures
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I think that was the first film I saw at the pictures
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Think mine was either
Labyrinth or Basil The Great Mouse Detective
Both of which terrified me
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Labyrinth or Basil The Great Mouse Detective
Both of which terrified me
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I'm picking up my new car. And also picking up a man from Sweden at the airport.
Also I'll pick up some beers. I'll probably pick up one of my dogs at one point because she's getting a bit old and struggles on the long walks. I might pick up a pizza to eat Saturday night. I'll probably pick up loads if stuff really. Can we narrow the question a little?
Also, I watched 2 episodes of Capaldi as Who and now I hope he never gets another job.
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Also I'll pick up some beers. I'll probably pick up one of my dogs at one point because she's getting a bit old and struggles on the long walks. I might pick up a pizza to eat Saturday night. I'll probably pick up loads if stuff really. Can we narrow the question a little?
Also, I watched 2 episodes of Capaldi as Who and now I hope he never gets another job.
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Also I'll pick up some beers. I'll probably pick up one of my dogs at one point because she's getting a bit old and struggles on the long walks. I might pick up a pizza to eat Saturday night. I'll probably pick up loads if stuff really. Can we narrow the question a little?
Also, I watched 2 episodes of Capaldi as Who and now I hope he never gets another job.
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thing is, with every single digit fitting in your nostrils there's no way God didn't intend for us to pick our noses
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what a nice, clean joke
it doesn't have to be all 'eff this' and 'guffs that'
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it doesn't have to be all 'eff this' and 'guffs that'
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And if you don't believe in God, you could argue that if it was detrimental then natural selection would've taken care of it.
I've got a nasty scab in my nose at the mo.
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I've got a nasty scab in my nose at the mo.
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10 degrees in the 'pool
i'm hoping my cash flow will pick up at the weekend, i need wine.
i think Doctor Who should be played by some gorgeous, muscly man who accidentally has his shirt ripped off in every episode
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i'm hoping my cash flow will pick up at the weekend, i need wine.
i think Doctor Who should be played by some gorgeous, muscly man who accidentally has his shirt ripped off in every episode
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I've had a scouse man phone me three times asking if Dave's there
Each time I've told him that he has the wrong number, but he keeps persevering. If only more british people had his can-do spirit.
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Each time I've told him that he has the wrong number, but he keeps persevering. If only more british people had his can-do spirit.
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hahahahaha
saw the new doctor today, she said 'so, when did you move up here?'
i asked her what she meant. 'well, you're not from here, are you?'
i told her i was born and raised less than half a mile away and she looked amazed. she said i sound like a southerner! :D
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saw the new doctor today, she said 'so, when did you move up here?'
i asked her what she meant. 'well, you're not from here, are you?'
i told her i was born and raised less than half a mile away and she looked amazed. she said i sound like a southerner! :D
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no
i get called 'the posh one' by the local scallies. i also would never dream of setting foot outside the house in pyjamas, unless i'd forgotten to put the rubbish out and the truck was there and i had to rush
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i get called 'the posh one' by the local scallies. i also would never dream of setting foot outside the house in pyjamas, unless i'd forgotten to put the rubbish out and the truck was there and i had to rush
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Now I think of it
I don't have a single machine in my possession capable of playing cassettes.
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I don't have a single machine in my possession capable of playing cassettes.
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it's time to retire that 8-track and move into the modern world grandad
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talking of turkey
i went to deli too today and had the 'aldo'. it was fucking delicious
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i went to deli too today and had the 'aldo'. it was fucking delicious
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Every time I go there, the fucker's closed!
Who closes on Saturday lunch time??
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Who closes on Saturday lunch time??
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it's only when they see you coming
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well, i asked whether we could get focaccia bread if we came in early enough and he said they haven't done any in a while as they're dealing with the aftermath of the wife's dad's death and aren't coming in early enough to make it
so maybe they were at the funeral, you insensitive bastard
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so maybe they were at the funeral, you insensitive bastard
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I do, don't worry about that
I feel guilty pretty much all of the time.
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I feel guilty pretty much all of the time.
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ah, good point
Perhaps someone should email the administrator of the page.
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Perhaps someone should email the administrator of the page.
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I'll have to go pick my kids up I suppose, they only live round the corner ffs
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Probably going to have to pick up my Amazon order if it arrives this week while I'm at work.
Going to a bar on Sat for only the second time since becoming single again so it would be good to pick up teh laydeez innit.
Doctor Who should clearly be played by an elderly Jamaican lesbian, or maybe a genderqueer amputee Communist brony. Anything liable to make it just that little bit interesting.
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Going to a bar on Sat for only the second time since becoming single again so it would be good to pick up teh laydeez innit.
Doctor Who should clearly be played by an elderly Jamaican lesbian, or maybe a genderqueer amputee Communist brony. Anything liable to make it just that little bit interesting.
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If the Doctor was played by Rusty Lee, I'd watch it every fucking week
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I think they should cancel Dr Who and just repeat only fools and horses
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Nobody likes it
they either think that they like it, or feel like they should.
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they either think that they like it, or feel like they should.
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I liked the one where Del fell through a tear in the fabric of time and space
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I think Miriam Margolyes
she should go back in time by punching a mare in the twat
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she should go back in time by punching a mare in the twat
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There's a link on the BBC news home page:
'Elsewhere on the BBC
That's dinner sorted'
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'Elsewhere on the BBC
That's dinner sorted'
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I've been looking for some good ham recipes following a little stroke of luck I had the supermarket recently
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fill the kettle, then slice the ham while it's boiling
Make up a cup noodle, leave to steep for 5 minutes or so. Then pour the pot noodle over the ham. Voila! A simple, asian-inspired lunch!
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Make up a cup noodle, leave to steep for 5 minutes or so. Then pour the pot noodle over the ham. Voila! A simple, asian-inspired lunch!
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:43, Reply)
Here's another classic:
Light your primus stove (this will bring an added bonus of a little warmth to the room - handy when the leccy's cut off), heat up some water, add some free McDonalds ketchup, thin slices of ham, and boil for three minutes, or the time it takes to finish your meths and tweet T3h Donald. Bingo! Lunch = sorted.
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Light your primus stove (this will bring an added bonus of a little warmth to the room - handy when the leccy's cut off), heat up some water, add some free McDonalds ketchup, thin slices of ham, and boil for three minutes, or the time it takes to finish your meths and tweet T3h Donald. Bingo! Lunch = sorted.
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I worked with some old dear who was one of those celiac's that you have now.
Apparently that basically means you have to eat boiled ham and chips every night.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 17:04, Reply)
Apparently that basically means you have to eat boiled ham and chips every night.
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I thought so
Better update my 'Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman' classic gag selection - and fast!
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Better update my 'Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman' classic gag selection - and fast!
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I worked with a couple of women who swore by Atkins
and if anyone ever dared say "that doesn't sound very healthy" they always responded with "OH, READ THE BOOK HAVE YOU?? NO?? WELL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THEN."
One of them would frequently snack on cold sausages, cut lenghtways, with primula piped along the gap.
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and if anyone ever dared say "that doesn't sound very healthy" they always responded with "OH, READ THE BOOK HAVE YOU?? NO?? WELL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THEN."
One of them would frequently snack on cold sausages, cut lenghtways, with primula piped along the gap.
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Fucking hell.
This whole notion that healthy eating is some sort of cryptic hard to grasp science is a load of counterproductive shit. Unless you're an athlete it usually boils down to 'more veg, fewer crisps'
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This whole notion that healthy eating is some sort of cryptic hard to grasp science is a load of counterproductive shit. Unless you're an athlete it usually boils down to 'more veg, fewer crisps'
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 17:22, Reply)
Man tries to crack "my wife doesn't listen to me" joke then dies of embarrassment when he realises he got the joke wrong
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38826211
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38826211
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Apparently red bull enquired to buy charlton, cunt wants 70 million, although I don't fancy being the Charlton redbulls at the redbulls stadium
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they bought Leipzig
those mother fuckers are 2nd in the bundesliga
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those mother fuckers are 2nd in the bundesliga
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they've got the money, it's just the rebranding that would bother me
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yeah that is pretty shit
I think all the sports clubs they have bought incorporate their logo on the badge
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I think all the sports clubs they have bought incorporate their logo on the badge
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we aint worth 70 anyway, he's only saying that because he reckons he's lent the club 50 and bought for 18, so he deserves to make a profit, yeah right you belgian wanker
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Pfft
everyone loves me, people just can't help butlove a narcissist (at least, that's what I think)
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everyone loves me, people just can't help butlove a narcissist (at least, that's what I think)
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:21, Reply)
your perverted mind has ruined the beautiful relationship between a man and his butler
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I'm back now
but I've realised this thread is a bit Frank-esque, wanky wanky wank etc.
What are you bit -esque?
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but I've realised this thread is a bit Frank-esque, wanky wanky wank etc.
What are you bit -esque?
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The Trial was better IMHO
So was In der Strafkolonie, Kafka was a bit of a mad un
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So was In der Strafkolonie, Kafka was a bit of a mad un
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Oh shit
I just blurted out the first thing that came to mind. Right, I'm withdrawing my choice.
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I just blurted out the first thing that came to mind. Right, I'm withdrawing my choice.
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see you're quick to judge rob, but it's not as easy to consistently come up with top quality internet lols as he makes it look
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ah, but I don't have a blue tick verifying me as a cult internet twitter celeb
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well I think this deserves recognition in the form of a short-lived spot on the popular page
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I can't believe you created an entire blog and did image searches and everything just for this.
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yep. took about 10 minutes
would have done it sooner but i'm at work, innit
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would have done it sooner but i'm at work, innit
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we're laughing
but he's winning the hearts and minds of the general public
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but he's winning the hearts and minds of the general public
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fucks sake
manolith can you get in touch with one of the proper mods and get this issue sorted once and for all?
I think it may be losing the site traffic
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:50, Reply)
manolith can you get in touch with one of the proper mods and get this issue sorted once and for all?
I think it may be losing the site traffic
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:50, Reply)
I expect b3ta is particularly popular in Romania
possible Moldova too
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possible Moldova too
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But how else are we going to post the lyrics to the Numa Numa song?
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I think I need a change of job.
Anyone got any vacancies they need filled?
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Anyone got any vacancies they need filled?
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Much as I love Two Hats,
I'm not sure that I'd want to work for him.
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I'm not sure that I'd want to work for him.
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i still think it would be better if only the person whose birthday it is got one, not everybody
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no way
informatics is the future. You remain where you are and suck it up.
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informatics is the future. You remain where you are and suck it up.
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Bollocks.
Actually, the job's alright, I just want to get paid the same to do less work from an office nearer to where I live. Is that too much to ask?
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:28, Reply)
Actually, the job's alright, I just want to get paid the same to do less work from an office nearer to where I live. Is that too much to ask?
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:28, Reply)
You sorted my radio out yet?
I'm sorely tempted by that 200 quid MST box. Saves the fucking around. Although they don't seem to exist second hand which is weird.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:19, Reply)
I'm sorely tempted by that 200 quid MST box. Saves the fucking around. Although they don't seem to exist second hand which is weird.
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haven't looked, I was busy
but yeah, any accessory like that is likely to be flogged on the specific forum for that car; dunno if there's an XC90 UK group that you can ask.
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but yeah, any accessory like that is likely to be flogged on the specific forum for that car; dunno if there's an XC90 UK group that you can ask.
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Second breakfast morning thread
I'm wearing the Tesco Value Grrrmachine t-shirt this morning.
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I'm wearing the Tesco Value Grrrmachine t-shirt this morning.
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He seems quite worried about Axl Rose's sausage purchase
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/826486340510429184
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twitter.com/robmanuel/status/826486340510429184
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Excuse me..."retard with no self-awareness", thank you very much
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/826217073030356993
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twitter.com/robmanuel/status/826217073030356993
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there is not one bit of comedy in that whole thing, what a bunch of wankers
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Generally speaking, jokes are supposed to include an element of humour
I don't really see what's so strange about buying 7 sausages.
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I don't really see what's so strange about buying 7 sausages.
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He very much has his finger on the pulse of comedy
on the pul up the ar
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I buy sausages in packs of twelve,
but will sometimes cook an uneven number of them for a meal.
Someone should set up an "uneven number of sausages" tumblr, and blow Rob's mind.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:26, Reply)
but will sometimes cook an uneven number of them for a meal.
Someone should set up an "uneven number of sausages" tumblr, and blow Rob's mind.
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No doubt he's confused by the notion of cooking for more than one person.
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Or even 3 for Axl, and two each for Axl Jr and Axlina
lovely couple of kids
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lovely couple of kids
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:28, Reply)
depends
what's the WACKIEST number of sausages? Probably a THOUSAND OR SUMMAT
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what's the WACKIEST number of sausages? Probably a THOUSAND OR SUMMAT
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376 for him, 1 for Mrs Manuel,
623 for the kids and The Gang to share (with any leftovers sent to Axl Rose).
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:45, Reply)
623 for the kids and The Gang to share (with any leftovers sent to Axl Rose).
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:45, Reply)
I wish I could somehow change my settings to strikey-g and all that, it just won't change back :(
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there used to be a thing in the settings but i guesss its fcked. or do i just juse code?
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omg the first time a mod edited (not deleted) a message of mine
doesn't work. can I just get some gaz? I also don't remember how to blankspace post :(
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I'm only slowly arriving middle-aged, so I've still got some funk
hbu?
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hbu?
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My traps are sulking after Monday's gym-fest, but my gait is light and groovy.
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Mano
Did you see those pictures of people coming down to the royal rumble on little go karts?
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Did you see those pictures of people coming down to the royal rumble on little go karts?
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i did, it was pretty funny
i wondered why they kept showing people appearing at the top of the ramp and then cutting back to the ring.
it was a fucking long way though
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:49, Reply)
i wondered why they kept showing people appearing at the top of the ramp and then cutting back to the ring.
it was a fucking long way though
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i thought it was alright apart from the end, but then it's been years since i've agreed with the choice of rumble winner
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ooooh. O.o
I'll have to check this statement for truth.
Brace yourself.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:10, Reply)
I'll have to check this statement for truth.
Brace yourself.
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Late for work thanks to horrendous traffic, plus I'm leaving early to take to boy to the quack.
Think I'm pushing the idea of flexible working past its limit.
On the plus side, my Amazon delivery looks to be arriving early, despite me opting for "no rush" delivery, and I'll have probably built up enough credit for another free film rental.
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Think I'm pushing the idea of flexible working past its limit.
On the plus side, my Amazon delivery looks to be arriving early, despite me opting for "no rush" delivery, and I'll have probably built up enough credit for another free film rental.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:21, Reply)
Czesc MoMu.
My current Amazon delivery is throwing me off a little. When I ordered in mid-Jan it said the expected delivery date was between 31 Jan and the end of the first week of Feb, but they then told me it shipped about ten days ago. Haven't got it yet, so I'm beginning to think they shipped it from the Moon or something.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:33, Reply)
My current Amazon delivery is throwing me off a little. When I ordered in mid-Jan it said the expected delivery date was between 31 Jan and the end of the first week of Feb, but they then told me it shipped about ten days ago. Haven't got it yet, so I'm beginning to think they shipped it from the Moon or something.
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I've noticed that most of my recent orders go out from the warehouse down the road, but then make their way to me via Luton or Hemel.
I should just offer to pick them up from the local warehouse.
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I should just offer to pick them up from the local warehouse.
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I think I'm a 01110000 01101111 01110100 01100001 01110100 01101111
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After eating the hotel fry up yesterday, I reasoned I'd be better off skipping it and having an extra 10 minutes in bed.
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Well, I'm not going to repeat my fried bread tip.
Nor the thing about beans.
Sorry, internet.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:33, Reply)
Nor the thing about beans.
Sorry, internet.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:33, Reply)
It's ok, I've already reported this to Rob
he feels very strongly about fried sausages.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:22, Reply)
he feels very strongly about fried sausages.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:22, Reply)
So I see.
He'll probably get back to you once he's solved the mystery of Axl Rose's missing slice of fried bread.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:24, Reply)
He'll probably get back to you once he's solved the mystery of Axl Rose's missing slice of fried bread.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:24, Reply)
morning
today's morning thread is time-limited to 0815 GMT. After that time, you are on your own.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 6:54, Reply)
today's morning thread is time-limited to 0815 GMT. After that time, you are on your own.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 6:54, Reply)
TURD, more like!
any poster after this fails to get on the podium and must consider themselves one of life's many losers.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:14, Reply)
any poster after this fails to get on the podium and must consider themselves one of life's many losers.
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:14, Reply)
Yeah, the people not posting here this early are definitely the losers.
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"Ich bin ein Verlierer"
(loser) as opposed to "Ich bin ein Berliner"
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:41, Reply)
(loser) as opposed to "Ich bin ein Berliner"
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:41, Reply)
I witnessed you breaking your own rule
I think that means they changed something
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:25, Reply)
I think that means they changed something
( , Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:25, Reply)
Hi everyon'e
I've noticed that Donald Fart has toned down the ol' tan since taking office.
What have *you* noticed?
I'm looking forward to my free dinner tonight. Ever been given something by a business to say sorry for a fuckup?
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:34, Reply)
I've noticed that Donald Fart has toned down the ol' tan since taking office.
What have *you* noticed?
I'm looking forward to my free dinner tonight. Ever been given something by a business to say sorry for a fuckup?
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:34, Reply)
Got upgraded to a private suite and pool in Bali because the hotel I'd booked couldn't put me up on the first night , two weeks of free 5 star living , even had my own guide
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fucking hell that's not bad eh
Makes my dinner for two look a bit lame
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:41, Reply)
Makes my dinner for two look a bit lame
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:41, Reply)
It was my honeymoon , so I still had to put up with a crying women saying I'd booked it wrong
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yeah but try not to just think of the money mongy, try to think of all the other benefits
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I mean for example this evening I have learned from the popular page that only homosexuals are allowed to drink proper coffee
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Just got back from Trainspotting 2
Loved it. Great soundtrack too.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:33, Reply)
Loved it. Great soundtrack too.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:33, Reply)
I just made a 7 minute walk to a nice looking pub near my hotel. Google maps neglected to tell me half the roof is now missing.
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I once took a bag of crisps back to Sainsbury's, to take advantage of their "love me or your money back" guarantee.
I didn't enjoy the crisps, so they gave me my money back.
Sorry, mongy, but it looks like I'm the high roller in this thread.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:10, Reply)
I didn't enjoy the crisps, so they gave me my money back.
Sorry, mongy, but it looks like I'm the high roller in this thread.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:10, Reply)
I can beat that. Once I was about to buy four cheese topped rolls but the cashier noticed the bag had split and sent someone off to fetch more but they only had six packs left so they have me them for the same price.
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My wife ordered 3 small pizzas from Tesco, but they only had 2,
so they sent those, plus a pack of 4, so we got 6 pizzas for the price of 3.
This week, we got 12 rolls for the price of 8.
I'll enjoy this "crappiest brag contest", up until someone points out that they put everything through the self-service tills as onions, and I lose my shit over the fact that this is actual theft.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:23, Reply)
so they sent those, plus a pack of 4, so we got 6 pizzas for the price of 3.
This week, we got 12 rolls for the price of 8.
I'll enjoy this "crappiest brag contest", up until someone points out that they put everything through the self-service tills as onions, and I lose my shit over the fact that this is actual theft.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:23, Reply)
Strictly speaking, I think it's fraud.
It's incredibly gyppo either way, and I think I have more respect for someone brazen enough to attempt to steal something properly.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:30, Reply)
It's incredibly gyppo either way, and I think I have more respect for someone brazen enough to attempt to steal something properly.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:30, Reply)
See?
I'm the one bringing it up, and I've already made a fool of myself.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:35, Reply)
I'm the one bringing it up, and I've already made a fool of myself.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:35, Reply)
If it makes you feel better I've bought stolen steaks from a smackhead who'd clearly nicked them.
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I remember when this board was wall-to-wall this kind of quality cheese pun, WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED EH?
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I once got some vouchers because my deliveroo food was 25 minutes late.
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i once opened a can of cherry 7up and it smelt of guffs so i complained to britvic or whoever
and they sent me fuck all
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and they sent me fuck all
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Got 6 Ferrero Rocher collections for free
I really spoiled my ambassador that day
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 21:47, Reply)
I really spoiled my ambassador that day
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 21:47, Reply)
I worked as a manager in a hotel in my youth and it was standard practice to comp bottles of wine etc for people unhappy with something
I soon realised that I could sign off bottles of wine for myself and my staff under the guise of a non-existent complaint.
Sorry monster munch, this is more of a theft story, but they didn't pay very well.
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I soon realised that I could sign off bottles of wine for myself and my staff under the guise of a non-existent complaint.
Sorry monster munch, this is more of a theft story, but they didn't pay very well.
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The Hilton would only be 39.99 week nights if it wasn't for this in-house crime
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Poor Conrad could've been a rich man if it hadn't been for low level managers living the high life
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You pikey cunt.
Still, maybe you were just taking advantage of a lax system? Yeah, maybe I can rationalise it that way.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:14, Reply)
Still, maybe you were just taking advantage of a lax system? Yeah, maybe I can rationalise it that way.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:14, Reply)
I once pointed out an issue with a food product, the company offered me a couple of free packets of the product in question, I said thanks but please send it direct to the local foodbank, thereby making myself a massively tedious virtue signaler, true story
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yes I've always wondered that, but that's for them isn't it, I gave them the address, and I like to think that as they were going to send the goods to me, they might as well have sent them to the foodbank
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 23:06, Reply)
Could have dropped them round yourself, that way you wouldn't spend the rest of your days wondering
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That thread was the bentest thread we've had in quite some time
What's the opposite of bent?
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What's the opposite of bent?
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i just read, debut album coming it seems, i'll be buying that brah
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I fear this may be correct.
How do you stay so in tune with "da yoot", mongy?
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How do you stay so in tune with "da yoot", mongy?
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:09, Reply)
I've hopefully bred an army of bumwipers,
to see me through my dotage.
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to see me through my dotage.
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I'm aiming for being wealthy enough to hire someone for that
Or a world where arse wiping robots are the norm by the time I reach old age
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:18, Reply)
Or a world where arse wiping robots are the norm by the time I reach old age
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:18, Reply)
In a perfect world, I'd be able to have a really tremendous shit
and leave no mess whatsoever. Then I'd never have to wipe again. Think of the money one would save on toilet tissue.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:38, Reply)
and leave no mess whatsoever. Then I'd never have to wipe again. Think of the money one would save on toilet tissue.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:38, Reply)
Just get one of them there techno toilets
with the windscreen wash and hot air gubbins.
A quick search shows that you can get one for less than �700
www.healthandcare.co.uk/bidets/bio-bidet-supreme-bb-1000.html?gclid=CPrC1bjp7NECFSIL0wodcK0Esg
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:40, Reply)
with the windscreen wash and hot air gubbins.
A quick search shows that you can get one for less than �700
www.healthandcare.co.uk/bidets/bio-bidet-supreme-bb-1000.html?gclid=CPrC1bjp7NECFSIL0wodcK0Esg
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:40, Reply)
It was direct from the desk of The Last Threadbender alright.
Dr. Strange was a lot less bent than I was expecting it to be, without actually being the opposite of bent as such, but it's the best I've got off the top of my head.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:36, Reply)
Dr. Strange was a lot less bent than I was expecting it to be, without actually being the opposite of bent as such, but it's the best I've got off the top of my head.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:36, Reply)
I watched an episode of Dirk Gently yesterday
DICK BENTLY, more like
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:38, Reply)
DICK BENTLY, more like
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I've read a couple of the Dirk Gently novels.
They're quixotically good.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:44, Reply)
They're quixotically good.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:44, Reply)
I read Teatime Of The Soul.
It was crap, as was the TV version with Stephen Mangan.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:49, Reply)
It was crap, as was the TV version with Stephen Mangan.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:49, Reply)
I haven't seen that, so I'm just going to say "Stephen Your Nan, more like" and leave it at that.
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Dude hung around with 12 other blokes, worse sandals and threw dinner parties
I bet he did jazz hands at the end of the sermon on the mount, the fucking bender
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I bet he did jazz hands at the end of the sermon on the mount, the fucking bender
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:47, Reply)
chelsea want craig gordon? mental
the guy was out of work for two years
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the guy was out of work for two years
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Bent are an electronica act from Nottingham in England, consisting of Neil "Nail" Tolliday and Simon Mills. They gained critical acclaim from their debut album Programmed to Love in 2000.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:56, Reply)
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If there's one thing this site will never tolerate
it's repetition
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it's repetition
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or you get a bang on the head like this
www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/20years/images/bb154.jpg
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www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/20years/images/bb154.jpg
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:39, Reply)
or like this
68.media.tumblr.com/15f2e74d30ab1db45b41232576d4e214/tumblr_mojqn0diXy1qjejgbo1_500.gif
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:40, Reply)
68.media.tumblr.com/15f2e74d30ab1db45b41232576d4e214/tumblr_mojqn0diXy1qjejgbo1_500.gif
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:40, Reply)
No
If it's not related to art, british kings or lower league football teams, he's not interested.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:52, Reply)
If it's not related to art, british kings or lower league football teams, he's not interested.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:52, Reply)
If there's one thing this site will never tolerate
it's repetition
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:38, Reply)
it's repetition
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:38, Reply)
They're playing that Boy Meets Girl song outside my room.
Sounds like they're singing:
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arse
That's where you belong
In my arse baby, yeah
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:38, Reply)
Sounds like they're singing:
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arse
That's where you belong
In my arse baby, yeah
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:38, Reply)
All I got was a picture of a cat in a spaceship and something about technical difficulties.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:56, Reply)
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everything is a bit gay
with the possible exception of using stinging nettles to wipe your arse
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:33, Reply)
with the possible exception of using stinging nettles to wipe your arse
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:33, Reply)
Hullo everyone, it is I, 80s pop sensation Flebbie Gibson
Haha, fooled you, it was me (Richard) all along!
Are you a fucking mug? I bet you're a right fucking mug. Right now, here in this post, I am mugging you right off. You fucking mug.
Keyword: cup
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:58, Reply)
Haha, fooled you, it was me (Richard) all along!
Are you a fucking mug? I bet you're a right fucking mug. Right now, here in this post, I am mugging you right off. You fucking mug.
Keyword: cup
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PS I strongly suspect that you are also a fucking muppet.
Hashtag just sayin.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:59, Reply)
Hashtag just sayin.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:59, Reply)
Piss like no one's watching, that's my motto
Piss and the world pisses with you; shit, and you shit alone
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:02, Reply)
Piss and the world pisses with you; shit, and you shit alone
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:02, Reply)
I bet you think I've got mug written on my fuckin forehead, don't you
Keyword: Eggy
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Keyword: Eggy
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you're the mug of muggingham palace in mugford you mugging mug mugger!
lol
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lol
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Precious little in this new thread makes any sense to me at all but there you have it.
Alright, the lovely Flebbie McGee.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:06, Reply)
Alright, the lovely Flebbie McGee.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:06, Reply)
In truth, we've never met
and being american, I suspect she hasn't the foggiest who Paul Daniels is.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:24, Reply)
and being american, I suspect she hasn't the foggiest who Paul Daniels is.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:24, Reply)
Bought my parents some Best Grandparents mugs this weekend
but in Polish. Try saying that with your fat Kent tongues, you useless relics of a bygone era.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:16, Reply)
but in Polish. Try saying that with your fat Kent tongues, you useless relics of a bygone era.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:16, Reply)
I have a mug
with "What part of Eyjafjallaj�kull don't you understand?" on it. It was reassuringly expensive. Like everything is fucking Iceland.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:25, Reply)
with "What part of Eyjafjallaj�kull don't you understand?" on it. It was reassuringly expensive. Like everything is fucking Iceland.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:25, Reply)
Mugs are for the common folk
*lifts dainty porcelain teacup to pursed lips, little finger stuck out, and takes delicate sip of darjeeling*
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:24, Reply)
*lifts dainty porcelain teacup to pursed lips, little finger stuck out, and takes delicate sip of darjeeling*
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:24, Reply)
I don't know why y'all trying to front, when you know that I'll smoke you up like a blunt
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:25, Reply)
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There was a crooked Richard, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all guffed together in a little crooked house.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:33, Reply)
Phil Collins original title for the song
but Philip Bailey persuaded him to go with She's An Easy Lover. I think Phil was more on the money.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:53, Reply)
but Philip Bailey persuaded him to go with She's An Easy Lover. I think Phil was more on the money.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:53, Reply)
I have a mug, and on the bottom it says "I'm a twat"
So when you drink out of it, people read it and think you're a twat. It's very very lol
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:49, Reply)
So when you drink out of it, people read it and think you're a twat. It's very very lol
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:49, Reply)
More like Flebbie Mcgee, you fackin PRICK
Get fucked.
Not really.
Wuv yoo
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:10, Reply)
Get fucked.
Not really.
Wuv yoo
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:10, Reply)
I ent scrolling through all that shit, before hastily typing a response.
hth xx
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:22, Reply)
hth xx
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Someone bought me and the other half a groupon spa treatment voucher
I don't like massages, I don't like saunas and steam rooms and that kind of "pampering" really pisses me off. But it clearly cost a lot of money so we're having to grit our teeth and try and book a session, may even have to take a day annual leave to go.
What shitty annoying present have you had that you don't want and has actually caused you real problems?
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:27, Reply)
I don't like massages, I don't like saunas and steam rooms and that kind of "pampering" really pisses me off. But it clearly cost a lot of money so we're having to grit our teeth and try and book a session, may even have to take a day annual leave to go.
What shitty annoying present have you had that you don't want and has actually caused you real problems?
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:27, Reply)
Don't think he'll like being called "The Other", m8
and what good is half a voucher?
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:29, Reply)
and what good is half a voucher?
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:29, Reply)
It's like Tomb Raider
You have to put your half together with the other half then you get a facial
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:32, Reply)
You have to put your half together with the other half then you get a facial
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:32, Reply)
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i did spend longer than was necessary trying to manoeuvre ms croft into a position where i could better see her polygonal jubblies, it's true
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The most fun I had with that game was drowning her in her own pool.
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flowers
waste of fucking time. Don't send them and if you receive them, bin 'em.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:32, Reply)
waste of fucking time. Don't send them and if you receive them, bin 'em.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:32, Reply)
better to burn 'em, that way there's less chance any more will grow
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:33, Reply)
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Now I like recieving flowers
Bent? Perhaps. But they brighten the place up for a little while. My auntie sent me a bouquet when my dad died, which was a very nice gesture.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:34, Reply)
Bent? Perhaps. But they brighten the place up for a little while. My auntie sent me a bouquet when my dad died, which was a very nice gesture.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:34, Reply)
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( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:38, Reply)
You can send me courgette flowers any day.
Batter those bad boys and fry them; farking lovely.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:35, Reply)
Batter those bad boys and fry them; farking lovely.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:35, Reply)
That's good to know.
They're a lot easier to find than courgettes outside the supermarket.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:42, Reply)
They're a lot easier to find than courgettes outside the supermarket.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:42, Reply)
Spent an afternoon foraging, on one of our camping trips.
Garlic mustard is abundant and tasty, and nettles are surprisingly good (had them as a tea and a pesto). Our guide had brought a couple of pigeons for us to cook, but they were full of maggots.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:59, Reply)
Garlic mustard is abundant and tasty, and nettles are surprisingly good (had them as a tea and a pesto). Our guide had brought a couple of pigeons for us to cook, but they were full of maggots.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:59, Reply)
I ate at a restaurant in the Vosges once
whose menu was constructed entirely around nettles. Starter, main course and pudding all had nettles as the main ingredient. Pretty good, all told.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:12, Reply)
whose menu was constructed entirely around nettles. Starter, main course and pudding all had nettles as the main ingredient. Pretty good, all told.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:12, Reply)
I was a bit gutted to find out that they were such good eating,
as I'd drowned the massive crop in my back garden with glyphosate, mere weeks earlier.
They are a bugger to harvest, though.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:17, Reply)
as I'd drowned the massive crop in my back garden with glyphosate, mere weeks earlier.
They are a bugger to harvest, though.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:17, Reply)
My missus dislikes receiving flowers,
as having to find a vase, then trim, arrange and water them is less a thoughtful gift, and more an imposition on her time.
I still buy them for her, occasionally, on the understanding that I'll be the one to deal with them, and she just gets to enjoy them.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:38, Reply)
as having to find a vase, then trim, arrange and water them is less a thoughtful gift, and more an imposition on her time.
I still buy them for her, occasionally, on the understanding that I'll be the one to deal with them, and she just gets to enjoy them.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:38, Reply)
A friend once bought me an ornament with a poem about friendship on it
And ok, it was a very sweet gesture, but it's not the sort of thing I would ever have in my house, and being such good friends, you would've thought she'd know this. Also, it was about a tenner, which is too much to spend on something so shit. She would've been better off getting me a four pack and keeping the change for herself.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:32, Reply)
And ok, it was a very sweet gesture, but it's not the sort of thing I would ever have in my house, and being such good friends, you would've thought she'd know this. Also, it was about a tenner, which is too much to spend on something so shit. She would've been better off getting me a four pack and keeping the change for herself.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:32, Reply)
who knew that poo could be so expensive?
I'm sitting on a gold mine here
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:32, Reply)
I'm sitting on a gold mine here
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:32, Reply)
sell it, as a grown up if i don't want to do something i politely say no thanks i'm not doing that
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:32, Reply)
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You're clearly just a pretend gay if you don't like saunas.
I was gifted a box of African ingredients and condiments by a couple of friends, complete with recipe, thus making me feel kind of obliged to engage in exotic and technically demanding cookery and invite them round for dinner to be subjected to my beginner's efforts. I've been quietly ignoring the issue so far and I think it's working.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:34, Reply)
I was gifted a box of African ingredients and condiments by a couple of friends, complete with recipe, thus making me feel kind of obliged to engage in exotic and technically demanding cookery and invite them round for dinner to be subjected to my beginner's efforts. I've been quietly ignoring the issue so far and I think it's working.
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Oh, I do like "saunas"
but not for the health-spa aspects, IYKWIM
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:00, Reply)
but not for the health-spa aspects, IYKWIM
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:00, Reply)
Oh man, imagine the stink of you sprayed a bumful of colonic water into the coals.
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My mother has a habit of buying the kids a ton of cheap tat for birthdays/Christmas,
but we're gradually getting her out of that habit.
Had my first ever spa visit, last year - bloody lovely.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:35, Reply)
but we're gradually getting her out of that habit.
Had my first ever spa visit, last year - bloody lovely.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:35, Reply)
You never know, you may enjoy it!
Have a float about in the pool and sit on a sunbed or something.
Get a mud bath?
I dunno.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:01, Reply)
Have a float about in the pool and sit on a sunbed or something.
Get a mud bath?
I dunno.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:01, Reply)
Also, aint there some sort of site that you can sell vouchers now?
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"I sell many Amazon vouchers. I'm a professional gamer and current UK #1 PES player, and I win a lot of vouchers. I'd recommend this service to anyone looking at selling their vouchers."
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:07, Reply)
Do they have a birthday before the voucher expires?
If so re-gift it to them. Better yet re-gift the expired vouchers.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:08, Reply)
If so re-gift it to them. Better yet re-gift the expired vouchers.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:08, Reply)
I'm running out of storage space thanks to the kind but utterly useless presents some elderly family friends keep sending me.
Recent gifts include a set of original concorde crockery and large numbers of ugly and dangerous baby toys.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:30, Reply)
Recent gifts include a set of original concorde crockery and large numbers of ugly and dangerous baby toys.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:30, Reply)
The crockery might have some resale value,
the rest you should probably bin.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:33, Reply)
the rest you should probably bin.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:33, Reply)
Is this partly your fault for having such ugly and dangerous babies?
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Dunno why they call it that, to be honest.
Someone decided at some point in time that the French press was the one with the plunger and the Italian pot was the one that came in two screw-together halves and went on the hob.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:16, Reply)
Someone decided at some point in time that the French press was the one with the plunger and the Italian pot was the one that came in two screw-together halves and went on the hob.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:16, Reply)
Fuck all that mate, get a proper coffee maker.
What's with all the bent manual push plungers, do you have a mangle, too? Get out of the stone age m8
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:19, Reply)
What's with all the bent manual push plungers, do you have a mangle, too? Get out of the stone age m8
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:19, Reply)
This is one of the areas in which I quite like being old-skool.
No faffing about with tamping and steam pressure and all that. My Italian pot makes something not dissimilar to espresso (much less foam, granted, but still) and my morning ritual involves a half-litre mug of coffeem, and making that kind of quantity in a machine is impractical and bad for teh heart.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:26, Reply)
No faffing about with tamping and steam pressure and all that. My Italian pot makes something not dissimilar to espresso (much less foam, granted, but still) and my morning ritual involves a half-litre mug of coffeem, and making that kind of quantity in a machine is impractical and bad for teh heart.
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Good Lord, not an espresso machine.
Do you also go in for hair oil, sexism and cowardice? A coffee machine, man.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:31, Reply)
Do you also go in for hair oil, sexism and cowardice? A coffee machine, man.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:31, Reply)
I just dump coffee grounds in a mug and add hot water
If you're dicking around with some sort of machine, you might as well shove a Chippendale's cock up your arse to start the day, you bender.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:35, Reply)
If you're dicking around with some sort of machine, you might as well shove a Chippendale's cock up your arse to start the day, you bender.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:35, Reply)
I hope it's freeze dried, otherwise you might as well put on a pair of panties and start singing show tunes.
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hahahahahahahahaha
imagine my joy on finding this whilst perusing all the exciting japes on the popular page :-D
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:35, Reply)
imagine my joy on finding this whilst perusing all the exciting japes on the popular page :-D
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:35, Reply)
You'll have to enlighten me, here.
The only coffe machines I know that aren't espresso machines take capsules.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:37, Reply)
The only coffe machines I know that aren't espresso machines take capsules.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:37, Reply)
Hot water, a few cups of ground coffee on top of a filter, press the "go" button.
It's the only acceptable way to make coffee of any sort. If it in any way steams milk, you'd just as well put on a cardigan, grow your beard and get really into *insert name of obscure artist's discography released prior to achieving mediocrity*
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It's the only acceptable way to make coffee of any sort. If it in any way steams milk, you'd just as well put on a cardigan, grow your beard and get really into *insert name of obscure artist's discography released prior to achieving mediocrity*
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:40, Reply)
Oh yeah, one of those jobbies.
I don't want a paper filter, though - it removes some of those lovely bitter and caffeine-laden oils.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:43, Reply)
I don't want a paper filter, though - it removes some of those lovely bitter and caffeine-laden oils.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:43, Reply)
A percolator (filter coffee, as the cafés sell it).
Or, make "prk prk" noises while your boiling the kettle for your nescafe.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:46, Reply)
Or, make "prk prk" noises while your boiling the kettle for your nescafe.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:46, Reply)
I'd honestly rather have a cup of black filter coffee
than anything else. Unless Starbucks has one of those seasonal jobbies with the shitload of flavoured syrup. I'm on those like crabs on a skank.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:48, Reply)
than anything else. Unless Starbucks has one of those seasonal jobbies with the shitload of flavoured syrup. I'm on those like crabs on a skank.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:48, Reply)
You don't get good tea in most cafés - they take water from a boiler, rather than boiling it fresh.
Bad coffee is almost always preferable to bad tea.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:08, Reply)
Bad coffee is almost always preferable to bad tea.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:08, Reply)
Café filter coffee often isn't all that different to their Americano, and usually a good few pennies cheaper, so it does me.
My filter machine lives on a high shelf, and it's usually easier to get the moka pot on, at home (french press is easier still, but they keep on getting smashed). The pot makes nicer coffee, too.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:52, Reply)
My filter machine lives on a high shelf, and it's usually easier to get the moka pot on, at home (french press is easier still, but they keep on getting smashed). The pot makes nicer coffee, too.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:52, Reply)
By "crappy", I'm assuming you mean "manly in a way only 20 quid spent at Curry's can achieve".
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I meant crappy as after they've been keeping coffee warm for half an hour
it tastes like rubber
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it tastes like rubber
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:44, Reply)
You mean you don't like your coffee to taste like burnt tyres?
WHAT A WOOFTER
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WHAT A WOOFTER
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I thought the Italian one was Turkish
Immma believe it's called a French press because it offers very little resistance when subjected to a superior force.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:19, Reply)
Immma believe it's called a French press because it offers very little resistance when subjected to a superior force.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:19, Reply)
I believe the Italian one (mokka pot) is quite different to Turkish,
as Turkish coffee is reduced down to a fairly thick consistency. Could be wrong, though, as I've never had Turkish coffee.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:27, Reply)
as Turkish coffee is reduced down to a fairly thick consistency. Could be wrong, though, as I've never had Turkish coffee.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:27, Reply)
Turkish and Greek coffee are pretty thick and pasty.
You get a good teaspoon's worth of grounds in the bottom of the cup as a matter of course. They also tend to look at you strangely if you don't sweeten the bejeezus out of it, which is not my thing either.
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You get a good teaspoon's worth of grounds in the bottom of the cup as a matter of course. They also tend to look at you strangely if you don't sweeten the bejeezus out of it, which is not my thing either.
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You have the right of it
Turkish coffee is heated in a small pot and comes out as a really thick shot.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:33, Reply)
Turkish coffee is heated in a small pot and comes out as a really thick shot.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:33, Reply)
'French Press' is what septics call it because they can't spell cafetière.
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I was told recently that the only way to drink coffee is air pressed with no milk.
Apparently putting milk in coffee marks me out as a wanker.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:21, Reply)
Apparently putting milk in coffee marks me out as a wanker.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:21, Reply)
monster morning.
Spent my birthday money, then bought the boy some spares for his rc copter - on their way from Hong Kong, so they ought to get here in time for Easter.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:28, Reply)
Spent my birthday money, then bought the boy some spares for his rc copter - on their way from Hong Kong, so they ought to get here in time for Easter.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:28, Reply)
I find buying Chinese stuff hit and miss these days
Half my stuff never turned up, and of the half that did, half of those were the wrong thing.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:36, Reply)
Half my stuff never turned up, and of the half that did, half of those were the wrong thing.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:36, Reply)
I've walked past Nauru so many time
and only a few paces later gone "oh fuck, that was Nauru, is it too late to shout hello back, that would be rude, now I'm definitely too far away, did Nauru recognise me?"
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:58, Reply)
and only a few paces later gone "oh fuck, that was Nauru, is it too late to shout hello back, that would be rude, now I'm definitely too far away, did Nauru recognise me?"
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:58, Reply)
I know someone who's been there.
I've only been "comparatively close" to Nauru :(
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:56, Reply)
I've only been "comparatively close" to Nauru :(
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:56, Reply)
January brings the snow
makes our feet and fingers glow
February brings the rain
thaws the frozen lake again
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:51, Reply)
makes our feet and fingers glow
February brings the rain
thaws the frozen lake again
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:51, Reply)
Then April's showers, joy and flowers
Nights of bumming with Dane Bowers
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:04, Reply)
Nights of bumming with Dane Bowers
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:04, Reply)
Sat askance over the seasons' wheel, gyrating
Buffeted by breeze, soft the hare's first fluffs,
As a mummy bound in wool, the toddy macerating
Its steam woven breathily through the evening's guffs.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:11, Reply)
Buffeted by breeze, soft the hare's first fluffs,
As a mummy bound in wool, the toddy macerating
Its steam woven breathily through the evening's guffs.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:11, Reply)
February is like the coldest month m8, what you wrote blates aint true
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2Hazz, in the hizz!
Or whatever the prevailing slang is at the present time.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:27, Reply)
Or whatever the prevailing slang is at the present time.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:27, Reply)
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( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:03, Reply)
I've just posted an anecdote instead. I don't think I can handle the pressure of being judged by my peers.
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I mostly drink douwe egberts instant, because I like it
I occasionally make a stove top one, but not often. There.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:23, Reply)
I occasionally make a stove top one, but not often. There.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:23, Reply)
Flat white with a shot of vanilla and chocolate sprinkles. Cold. Through a straw.
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people in the comments section are angry
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15057346.Couple_order_bag_of_Brussels_sprouts_from_Sainsbury_s___and_it_goes_hilariously_wrong/
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:24, Reply)
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15057346.Couple_order_bag_of_Brussels_sprouts_from_Sainsbury_s___and_it_goes_hilariously_wrong/
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:24, Reply)
Wow
definitely a story worthy of going to the newspaper with. This happened to my sister, who accidentally ordered a single apple, rather than a bag. Needless to say, she did not feel compelled to approach the media.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:28, Reply)
definitely a story worthy of going to the newspaper with. This happened to my sister, who accidentally ordered a single apple, rather than a bag. Needless to say, she did not feel compelled to approach the media.
( , Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:28, Reply)
the staff clearly have no common sense, who orders one apple, clearly she wanted a crate
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So is anyone having anything really nice for dinner?
or is it just beans on toast like me?
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:18, Reply)
or is it just beans on toast like me?
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:18, Reply)
I'm making asian chicken broth, kind of like pho, with gyoza to start
All being well it should be really nice.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:21, Reply)
All being well it should be really nice.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:21, Reply)
+to an
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( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 22:01, Reply)
Gutted I couldn't find some way of using '(p)ho', but there you go.
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I can't see my managing a dry week again this week
The venue where our wedding party is fucked up on Thursday and didn't show up for a meeting, and to say sorry they've booked us a complimentary meal, so I plan to milk the fuck out of that tomorrow.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:48, Reply)
The venue where our wedding party is fucked up on Thursday and didn't show up for a meeting, and to say sorry they've booked us a complimentary meal, so I plan to milk the fuck out of that tomorrow.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:48, Reply)
I always have a least four double cognacs with my cheese course
It's a little rule I have
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:50, Reply)
It's a little rule I have
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:50, Reply)
and obviously, each course should come with the correct wines to compliment it
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The hotel I'm at does unlimited breakfast. I'm going full Partridge on it i reckon.
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rice vermicelli noodles
with mushrooms, onions, peppers and bamboo shoots in hoi sin sauce
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:24, Reply)
with mushrooms, onions, peppers and bamboo shoots in hoi sin sauce
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:24, Reply)
had chicken for lunch
so need to have a veggie evening meal or i will suffer for it.
i always have stuff like this in, it's really tasty and takes a few minutes to cook
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:48, Reply)
so need to have a veggie evening meal or i will suffer for it.
i always have stuff like this in, it's really tasty and takes a few minutes to cook
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:48, Reply)
You do, and to quote the current grrrmachine figures it's a zillion
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He did a good job providing attendance figures for the Trump inauguration, 45 billion apparently
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not if they can't find you
some squaddie did it to a bird my brother knows
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:23, Reply)
some squaddie did it to a bird my brother knows
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:23, Reply)
My mate kelly s ex used to back charge what their kids ate on his weekends , my mate gypo and I have just fallen out over such shit , oh I bought him 90 quid nikes, I'm knocking that off, twat
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:33, Reply)
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Oh her ex is, surprised at gypo tho, but that's a V long dull story in full
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For full bleakness you need to serve it on a plate fashioned by cutting the box on and turning it inside out.
I've totally never done this on Mondays when I'm still hungover, oh no.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:56, Reply)
I've totally never done this on Mondays when I'm still hungover, oh no.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:56, Reply)
Thanks for asking planearm, I may have some foooOOod, washed down with a drink.
Cheers
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:44, Reply)
Cheers
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:44, Reply)
Not cooked it yet, Im still at work.
No garlic bread with chilli though...
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:54, Reply)
No garlic bread with chilli though...
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:54, Reply)
Had some chicken breasts that needed cooking so I'm doing a madras
Although a preliminary beans on toast wouldn't go amiss
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:12, Reply)
Although a preliminary beans on toast wouldn't go amiss
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:12, Reply)
Ahh the old 'I need to eat something to give me the energy to cook my tea. How well I know thee.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:57, Reply)
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Everyone in this hotel bar appears to be a brummie or a scot
As a brummie who lives in Scotland this has left me with mixed feelings.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:20, Reply)
As a brummie who lives in Scotland this has left me with mixed feelings.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:20, Reply)
The missus did me some big fat burgers, with fried onions and such like.
Proper lovely, and now I've broken my prohibition on school night drinking, by getting in to the bottle of single malt that my in-laws have bestowed upon me.
Good times.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 22:41, Reply)
Proper lovely, and now I've broken my prohibition on school night drinking, by getting in to the bottle of single malt that my in-laws have bestowed upon me.
Good times.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 22:41, Reply)
Oh man, I just clicked that I liked your flaccid winkle. Thanks a bunch for sending me gay :(
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hey I didn't realise you could get on the popular page just by asking
what didn't you realise you could do just by asking?
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:17, Reply)
what didn't you realise you could do just by asking?
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:17, Reply)
well I know whose arse I'd rather eat off of
I'll just leave it at that
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:42, Reply)
I'll just leave it at that
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:42, Reply)
Mind you, eating spag bol off of an arse would be tricky
not to mention soup
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:43, Reply)
not to mention soup
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:43, Reply)
i saw a video where they filled a girls gappaing anus with milk and cheerios and ate from her bumhole, i'll see if i can find it to give you a hand
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:48, Reply)
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perhaps have the soup a bit cool, you'll be fine as will your boyfriends bum
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Fuckin' grass to boot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A9lmer_Herrera#Law_enforcement_actions
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:03, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A9lmer_Herrera#Law_enforcement_actions
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:03, Reply)
I am at once revolted, and horrified.
Bet it cuts down on the washing up, though.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:03, Reply)
Bet it cuts down on the washing up, though.
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:03, Reply)
Finding the way to San Jose
and Amarillo. I had to do it song though...
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:46, Reply)
and Amarillo. I had to do it song though...
( , Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:46, Reply)
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