Alice P

@alliewonder

Optimist, teacher, scientist, animal lover, meat eater, nerd, TV watcher. I get jokes.

Sydney
Joined February 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Today's lesson about asking the right question to get meaningful data, brought to you by a 4 year old: Me: Should I put a banana in your lunch today? Him: Sure! They are healthy & I'm supposed to bring healthy food. Me: Will you eat it? Him: Definitely not. I don't like bananas.

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  2. 11 hours ago

    Bf: You're just like your mum and dad, combined. Me: Yes, I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

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  3. 14 hours ago

    At the chemist today they had a petition to sign to get low dose codeine back on the shelf. Also paper keeping a tally of how many people asked for codeine each day.

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  4. 21 hours ago

    I was in line at the chemist and there was a Cute Dad with a baby boy in his arms and baby was SO happy and smiling and laughing and now my ovaries exploded.

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    Jan 30

    Rating movies out of 5 stars is too hard, so here's a new system to reflect the good fun ✨of bad movies and the emotional stress of good ones ⭐️ It's the different between Room ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️✨ and The Room ⭐️✨✨✨✨✨

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  6. Feb 2

    So, for my Year 7s this year I sent home a 'Welcome to Science!' letter for them and their parents/carers. One girl came back to tell me 'My mum said she loves you already'

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    Feb 1

    Dying 😂🤣

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  8. Retweeted
    Feb 2

    He got a little brother!

    Francisco Miranda, of course. Smiling.
    Int. Hospital Room. Night. [The screams reach a delirious crescendo. FRANCISCO MIRANDA enters. He is 7 pounds and 13 ounces.] Intermission. (📸 by )
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  9. Feb 2

    Hahahaha

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    Cat being chased by an otter! 😂
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    Jan 31

    Shut up he is doing his fucking best

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  11. Feb 2

    Me earlier: I'm so tired, I'll just pop into work drinks Me three hours later: whoops

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  12. Feb 1

    There are a bunch of Boost chocolate bars in the staff fridge, and they've been there for days and I don't know whose they are, but damn if Friday afternoon isn't calling out for a Boost snack right now.

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    Jan 31

    Retweet if these were in your house in the 80s

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  14. Feb 1

    TGIF! Just in time *yawn*

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  15. Feb 1

    Hey world! I just supported Gather Around Me on , and you can too! Internet high-five?

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  16. Feb 1

    Won over my first year 7 student

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    Jan 31

    Photo of the Century ( rather in 150 years ) : , Delhi

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    Jan 31

    Photo from 😍

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  19. Jan 31

    I am loving my work right now, and am feeling confident and powerful. Just recognising it here, in case I lose this feeling one day :)

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  20. Jan 31

    Also I have to teach them 3 separate curricula and I need to remember which one gets which part of science.

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