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@LucyXIV

Writer, joker at / law & politics / chaotic good. American sports & gross Australiana enthusiast. lucymvalentine at gmail dot com for work

Melbourne, Victoria
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Geregistreerd in april 2009
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    you: [big academic words & critical analysis] me: capitalism ay cunts fucked, had a gutful

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    true fact: if you say 'SAD' three times into a mirror an ancient war criminal will appear in your lounge room

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  4. 15 uur geleden

    *sins furiously*

    Do you care at all that this could be you one day? Does it concern you or worry you or bother you... at all?
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  5. 17 uur geleden

    there's no way I can continue pretending shannon noll didn't definitely vote for one nation

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  6. 19 uur geleden

    today has been full of bad news but I am also SO PLEASED with this

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  7. 10 mei

    What about a pepper lol

    MasterChef judge George Calombaris has been charged with assault
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  8. 10 mei

    Anti-Hooning And Counter-Sick Burnouts Act 2017 (Cth)

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    9 mei

    I'm having a quickie with SBS Comedy writer/pro smartarse this Thursday. Subscribe and listen via iTunes:

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  10. 9 mei

    workin on a Trump/FBI Director James Comey "you're fired!!!" joke, check back soon it's gonna be off the chain

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    8 mei

    *lights up* take that SJWs *gets lung cancer* haha are you triggered yet 😂😂😂👌 *dies* so much for the tolerant l

    Smoking is cool and far less of a cancer risk than feminism.
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  12. 9 mei

    do people supporting drug tests for welfare recipients even understand how much drugs cost

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  13. 9 mei

    an easier way to get back to surplus would be for scott morisson to just spend less time being a massive fuckwit

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  14. 9 mei

    Let's just ignore that this idea has overwhelmingly failed & proven to cost more than it's worth in every country it's been used

    Drug testing for welfare: the test will screen for cannabis, methamphetamine and ecstasy. 2 trial sites to be announced later
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  15. 9 mei

    sorry guys Corona has existed for a long time

    The Dutch have brewed a beer using actual human piss from a music festival:
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  16. 9 mei

    mmm, that sucks. Have you considered: fucking the fuck off?

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    7 mei

    holy hell

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  18. 9 mei

    if your private school can't cover its own costs well tough shit dickheads

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  19. 9 mei

    > it's your fault if you're poor don't ask for handouts > pleas subsidise my idiot son Chad's private schooling so that he may learn to row

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  20. 8 mei

    are we all excited to find out which new & novel ways we're all going to get fucked over today?

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    8 mei

    Reminder: Nobody on Twitter ever discusses a person, but accidentally forgets to @ mention them. It's always intentional. Don't "fix" it.

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