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 Exciting investment opportunity
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Business Plan$5120.00 in raised capital is required. $5000.00 of which is to purchase cats. The extra $120.00 will go towards purchasing a metal briefcase to put the cats in. Like the ones you see in movies. I have not decided on what kind of cats yet but whatever young people are doing these days. I will then sell the cats at a profit and investors will be offered the profits back. I once drove two hours to buy cats for fifty dollars that turned out to be parsley which I could have purchased from my local supermarket for around two dollars. This indicates not only a ready and willing market, but a markup of 2400% on the initial investment. I also once paid twenty dollars for cats which had almost no effect. Many years later, I was told by the person who sold it to me that it was actually a dried up raisin they had found under the couch and had needed the money for cigarettes.Return on InvestmentUsing the above formula of 2400% return, investors can expect a minimum $1200.00 return on a $50.00 initial investment. |
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$300.00 |
David Thorne is meant to be working |
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$100.00 |
Toni Brent |
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$50.00 |
Joseph Kwong has vision |
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$50.00 |
Frank Mulcahy can sleep on my couch anytime |
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$45.00 |
Jessica Reynolds |
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$30.00 |
Jari Lahdenpera |
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$27.66 |
Jon Witte |
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$27.60 |
Simon J Barron deserves a gold star for his vision |
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$26.00 |
Aernout Hoesintalib |
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$25.00 |
Kathryn Reeves knows an opportunity when she sees it |
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$25.00 |
Marc Eberhart is expecting negative ROI on this investment |
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$25.00 |
Joseph Kinner |
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$25.00 |
Ross Amorelli likes turtles |
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$20.00 |
Adam Barker Is also from Adelaide and hates cyclists |
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$20.00 |
Anthony Milazzo |
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$20.00 |
Jordan Richards lives in New Zealand. Sorry about that. |
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$15.00 |
Erik Zimmerman |
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$13.37 |
Bluelinks Media LLC wants some leet cats. |
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$12.00 |
Cori Hertz |
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$11.54 |
Singularity Media knows a cheap way to get a link |
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$10.00 |
Xarxa de les Valls Marquet S.L. |
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$10.00 |
Lucas Planner apparently hates crocodiles |
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$10.00 |
Tanya Malpas |
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$10.00 |
Keith Davis knows a foolproof plan when he sees it |
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$10.00 |
Nick Pospisil |
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$10.00 |
Samone Cottenceau plans to use the profits for a boob job |
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$10.00 |
Scott Effland wants Samone's before and after pics |
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$10.00 |
Lois Dekker |
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$9.99 |
Jarek Zukowski "So where can i pick up my giant cat?" |
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$9.00 |
Danny Wu invested because he wants a link to this |
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$8.00 |
Mark Bielik Dallas |
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$8.00 |
Dougall Johnson hopes this covers the flight to Thailand |
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$7.81 |
Nathan Loofbourrow saw a hole in the list around here |
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$6.88 |
Evan Kowalski has joined Track & Field to impress the love of his life |
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$6.66 |
Sharon Moar listens to too much Iron Maiden |
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$5.97 |
Roland Huddleston |
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$5.12 |
David Hill meant to donate $0.512 |
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$5.00 |
Colin Elves |
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$5.00 |
Sal Urena All the bitches in the house say b'gawk! |
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$5.00 |
Andrew Abrahamson |
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$5.00 |
Wesley Knowles has always wanted a big cat |
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$5.00 |
Paul Fortescue want's to know when he gets his cats |
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$5.00 |
Paul Hunt still gets jokes about his name |
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$5.00 |
Thomas Wills |
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$5.00 |
Kim Monaghan is doing it for the kids |
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$5.00 |
Estee Lewis is a broke-ass attorney looking to invest |
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$5.00 |
Joseph Lavender |
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$5.00 |
Michael Goodwin is waiting on a deposit from a Nigerian prince |
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$5.00 |
Vanita Nair will apparently do anything for me. Filed. |
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$5.00 |
Danny Tomasi |
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$5.00 |
Gregory Galstad refuses to participate in a trial |
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$5.00 |
Shannon R. Morris realises David is pretty cheap |
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$4.98 |
Ali Koksal wants two small cats instead of a big one |
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$4.77 |
Stuart Leyland has invested his life savings |
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$3.14 |
Clay Stubbs likes pi(e) |
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$3.00 |
Shawn Halstead is diversifying his portfolio |
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$3.00 |
Russell Greenwood realises that every cent counts |
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$2.75 |
Gemma bowman |
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$2.36 |
Sean Maytum |
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$2.12 |
Allese Pepperell wants naming rights for the cats |
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$2.00 |
Mark Tykhnenko |
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$2.00 |
Gareth Williams |
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$2.00 |
rita kalra thinks Kevin Lyons (below) is cute |
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$2.00 |
Kevin Lyons prefers to be paid back in cats rather than money |
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$2.00 |
Daniel Crowley |
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$2.00 |
Paul Curry |
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$2.00 |
zachariah middleton invested a weeks wage |
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$1.99 |
Elliott Doolittle takes nice photos |
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$1.87 |
Drew Hammond |
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$1.58 |
Corey Trujillo |
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$1.50 |
Leanne Kubik would like a sample of the product |
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$1.38 |
Marc Sallent Aspa is planning to spend it on porn |
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$1.23 |
Chris Daws |
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$1.00 |
matthew overton |
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$1.00 |
Stephanie Reid likes cats and got a cheaparse link |
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$1.00 |
Luis Spencer |
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$1.00 |
Pavel Ptáček mortgaged his house for this |
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$1.00 |
James Partridge just wants to see his name here |
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$1.00 |
Anna Sorfova |
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$1.00 |
Bettina Olaussen |
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$1.00 |
Mr Sean P Coffey |
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$1.00 |
Neil Mclennan |
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$1.00 |
Andrew Hayward |
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$0.99 |
Jacob Grant would prefer to be paid in girlish giggles |
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$0.72 |
Nichole Fotia |
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$0.67 |
Michael Becker says cocaine is vitamins to hotel soap? |
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$0.50 |
julie felber wants to know if this is tax deductible |
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$0.37 |
Rob James |
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$0.01 |
Ryan Green is a cheaparse bitch |
