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GreasePaint (2013)

Actors: Ryan Combs (actor), Vincent Vittorio (producer), Asher Emmanuel (miscellaneous crew), Daniel Espeut (director), Daniel Espeut (producer), Daniel Espeut (editor), Daniel Espeut (writer), Joey Thurmond (actor), Chuck Sidlow (actor), Greg DeSanto (actor), Karen DeSanto (actress), Joey Thurmond (producer), Tyler Thurmond (actor), Jackie LeClaire (actor), Karen Bell (actress),

Plot: GreasePaint is a documentary film by Daniel Espeut that follows Joey Thurmond and his family as they travel around the country performing the art of American circus clowning. The movie resurrects the dying art of clowning demonstrated by Joey's love for the craft and makes sure that people see the human side of clowning. While the over-arching story focuses on Joey and his ability to balance the business and family life, the viewer also hears from circus performers, old and new, discussing the positive and negative connotations that people have of clowns. Having started the clowning full time, Joey Thurmond has put his life savings and police pension into his ultimate passion. He overhauls the new show completely with a new background, traveling set, and living quarters. The family starts the year not knowing whether they will have enough money to make it back home from the road. His wife, Jamie, manages a lot of the day to day affairs and keeps the peace in the family. Joey's son, Tyler, weighs his options of staying with the business or pursuing his own dreams. Hernan Colonia, a late-comer to the show works on adjusting to his new surroundings and unfortunate immigration situation. The movie is a glimpse into a year of traveling in the most significant and dynamic year in the business' history while examining the clowning world as a whole. The audience sees the backstories of quite a few of the characters including Joey's rise from professional wrestler, to police officer, to clown. It is about the love of a family and how they manage to live and work together 24 hours a day while following their circus dreams.

Keywords: circus, clown, family-life, on-the-road, traveling-show
Genres: Comedy, Documentary, Drama, History,
Taglines: A family risks everything to follow a dream. The funny business is a serious business.

Mourning Wood (2010)

Actors: Ryan Convery (actor), Ryan Convery (producer), Ryan Convery (writer), Ryan Convery (actor), Ryan Convery (editor), Ryan Convery (director), Erik Johnson (editor), Erik Johnson (actor), Erik Johnson (actor), Erik Johnson (writer), Ed Gutierrez (writer), Marc Guild (writer), Marc Guild (actor), Ed Gutierrez (actor), Eryk Jones (composer),

Plot: The unveiling of Dr. Jacob Pendelton's newest product, ShamPube, becomes a blistering catastrophe when it transforms the Slutton residents into "humping" zombies. Now, it's up to an infomercial king, a used car salesman, four friends, and an array of peculiar townsfolk to join forces and stop the invasion. Prepare for the rise of Mourning Wood!

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: They're not that kind of ZOMBIE!

Camp Slaughter (2004)

Actors: Fred Anderson (actor), Karin Bertling (actress), Viktor Friberg (actor), Michael Mansson (actor), Sofie Norman (actress), Christian Magdu (actor), Sandy Mansson (actress), Martin Munthe (director), Thomas Rydell (miscellaneous crew), Thomas Rydell (composer), Anneli Engström (editor), Anneli Engström (producer), Erica Carlson (actress), Richard Lidberg (actor), Maria Malmgren (costume designer),

Plot: About 25 years ago an unholy child was born in an ancient noble family. The parents were the mother and son of the family. The goal was to create the perfect daughter, but instead she gave birth to a monster! The son, whose only interest are rabbits, called the monster Bunny Man, and placed him in a hole in the woods. He supplied his son with food and rabbits, to play with. Unfortunately, the lack of human contact made him violent, and his rabbits died when during his so called games. One day the son forgets to lock the hole and Bunny Man suddenly finds himself free, in a world he's never seen and doesn't understand. At the same time, a group of kids arrive at a cabin in the woods to throw a party. Kids that, to an untrained eye, seem quite similar to rabbits...

Keywords: black-humor, blood, cross-dresser, dark-road, decapitation, inbreeding, murder, rabbit, rip-off, slasher
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Mute. Stupid. Violent.

Puss Bucket (1991)

Actors: Lisa Hammer (editor), Lisa Hammer (writer), Lisa Hammer (actress), Lisa Hammer (composer), Lisa Hammer (director), Lisa Hammer (producer), Dion DiMucci (actor), Doc Hammer (writer), Doc Hammer (actor), Doc Hammer (composer), Terrence Fleming (writer), Terrence Fleming (actor), Terrence Fleming (costume designer), Walter Prince (actor), Onyx Coale (actor),

Plot: Two religious maniacs, Judas (played by Terrence Fleming) and Corned Beef (played by Eric Hammer), are visited by two aliens, Madeline Virbasius and Dion. Virbasius, dressed as the Virgin Mary, tells the two to kill people for Jesus and to drain the puss from their heads and bring it back to them. Fleming and Hammer set out to bring "the Virgin Mary" back as much puss back as possible in a bucket (hence the title).

Keywords: alien, cannibalism
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Musical,

Creepshow (1982)

Actors: Stephen King (actor), Viveca Lindfors (actress), Fritz Weaver (actor), Adrienne Barbeau (actress), E.G. Marshall (actor), Leslie Nielsen (actor), Tom Savini (actor), Tom Atkins (actor), John Colicos (actor), Ed Harris (actor), Ted Danson (actor), Hal Holbrook (actor), Don Keefer (actor), Stephen King (writer), Stephen King (writer),

Plot: Five tales of terror are presented. The first deals with a demented old man returning from the grave to get the Father's Day cake his murdering daughter never gave him. The second is about a not-too-bright farmer discovering a meteor that turns everything into plant-life. The third is about a vengeful husband burying his wife and her lover up to their necks on the beach. The fourth is about a creature that resides in a crate under the steps of a college. The final story is about an ultra-rich businessman who gets his comeuppance from cockroaches.

Keywords: actual-animal-killed, adultery, alcohol, animated-sequence, anthology, antiseptic, aquarium, attack, back-from-the-dead, based-on-comic
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: From the Masters of Terror and the Macabre... (George A. Romero & Stephen King) [UK Cinema Poster] The Most Fun You'll Ever Have... BEING SCARED! Five Jolting Tales of Horror! Jolting Tales of Horror!

Quotes:

[enters a darkened kitchen]::Richard Grantham: Are we conserving energy?

Doctor: This is going to be extremely painful, Mr. Verrill!

Jordy: Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!

Richard Vickers: Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy.

Jordy Verrill: Meteor shit!

Jordy: That's a meteor. I'll be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!

Nathan Grantham: [beginning of a flashback sequence] Where's... my cake? I... want... my... cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake you dirty BITCH! I'm going to have it!::Nathan Grantham: [Nathan clacking his cane, bellowing] BEDELIA! It's Father's Day! Where's my cake? You promised me my cake! Bedelia, I'm your father and you're supposed to be taking care of me!::Bedelia Grantham: [distressed, almost driven to the point of madness] I DON'T HEAR YOU! I SAID I DON'T HEAR YOU!::Nathan Grantham: BEDELIA, YOU BITCH! What do you think I've got you here for? You're just like all the others - you're nothing but a bunch of VULTURES!::[Bedelia is in a highly distressed state, almost driven to the point of madness now]::Nathan Grantham: [still clacking his cane, the clacking sound has been slowly intensifying] BEDELIA! WHERE'S MY FATHER'S DAY CAKE?::Bedelia Grantham: [Bedelia picks up the marble ashtray and lifts it above her head, her father looking up at her in terror] HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!::Bedelia Grantham: [Bedelia bashes her father's head in with the marble ashtray, killing him instantly].

Charlie Gereson: [Professor Stanley tells Charlie about the creature in the crate] Pretty far out, Professor Stanley...::Professor Dexter Stanley: It's true! It's true - I swear it's true! We got to get Campus Security...::Charlie Gereson: [Charlie cuts him off] Campus Security's no good! If I'm having trouble swallowing this one, what the fuck are THEY going to think?::Professor Dexter Stanley: [calming down]... I don't know... what they'd think...::Charlie Gereson: They'd think you'd been off on a hell of a toot. No, they'd think we'd BOTH been off on a hell of a toot, and got to seeing Tasmanian devils instead of pink elephants.::Charlie Gereson: [Charlie decides to go downstairs to investigate] I think I'll just go down and see how the land lays...::Professor Dexter Stanley: [in a panic] It may be OUT!::Charlie Gereson: [complacent] Oh, I uh - I doubt that.::Professor Dexter Stanley: CHARLIE!::Charlie Gereson: Be right back, Professor Stanley!

Wilma Northrup: I mean, some of these so-called academics make the shark in "Jaws" look like fuckin' Flipper!

Upson Pratt: What the fuck? Another son of a bitchin' blackout! If it was MY power company, this would never happen...

Here Comes Garfield (1982)

Actors: Gregg Berger (actor), Gregg Berger (actor), Henry Corden (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Bill Melendez (producer), Lee Mendelson (producer), Ed Bogas (composer), Phil Roman (director), Chuck McCann (editor), Hank Garrett (actor), Hank Garrett (actor), Jim Davis (writer), Jim Davis (writer), Roger Donley (editor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Garfield: [after rudely waking Jon up] Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet.

Garfield: [Odie barks and scares Garfield] Good morning, Odie. You're not gonna to live to see your next birthday, you know that don't you? I hate dogs. [sighs] Well, as long as I'm up, as may as well have breakfast.

Jon Arbuckle: What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?::Garfield: Oh, a cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper.::Jon Arbuckle: OK, one bowl of catfood coming right up.::Garfield: Nobody listens anymore.

Hubert: [on the phone] Hello, City Pound? This is Hubert on Main Street; I've got a couple of customers for you.::[bellows]::Hubert: Send a truck right over!::[truck promptly pulls up]::Hubert: What took you so long?::[bellows again]::Hubert: Get that cat and that dog, and take them away!

Jon Arbuckle: I'm so happy to own a cat.

Garfield: Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.

Jon Arbuckle: Where's Odie? He didn't come back with you?::Garfield: [does a complicated pantomime explaining that Odie was taken to the pound]::Jon Arbuckle: You got fleas or something?::Garfield: [grabs Jon's face] What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Garfield: I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I'm bored... that's it! I'm going down to the City Pound, and I'm gonna break Odie outta there! Look out, Pound, here comes Garfield!

Garfield: [playing with the food] No sweat, 'Sarge, I'll take that machine gun nest out with my trusty bazooka here!::[switch]::Garfield: So this is what it feels like to be potato salad, yuck!::[switch]::Garfield: Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?::[switch]::Garfield: Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face, heh heh!

Hubert: Reba! Reba! That cat and dog are in my yard again! Where's my stick?::Reba & Skinny: It's right beside you where you always keep it, dear.::Hubert: I know that! [Reba exits into the house]::[picks up his stick and turns to Garfield and Odie]::Hubert: [gently] Come here kitty, come here doggy, I want to pet you...::[harshly]::Hubert: with my stick!::[swings his stick at them repeatedly, misses and instead brings a hanging plant down on his head; Garfield and Odie give each other fives]::Reba & Skinny: [reentering the porch] Well, just look at you, Hubert, potted again!::[laughs]::Hubert: Dagnabbit Reba, can't you see I've been assaulted by those pesky varmits? Bring me the phone!::[to Garfield and Odie]::Hubert: You've done it this time! I'm gonna fix your wagon once and for all!

The Cayman Triangle (1977)

Actors: Ralph Clemente (editor), Ralph Clemente (director), Ralph Clemente (actor), Ralph Clemente (writer), John Morgan (actor), Ed Beheler (actor), Steve Foster (actor), Anderson Humphreys (writer), Anderson Humphreys (actor), Anderson Humphreys (producer), Anderson Humphreys (director), Richard Barker (actor), Reid Dennis (actor), Ron Sinclair (actor), Dale Reeves (actor),

Genres: ,

Fantasm Comes Again (1977)

Actors: John Seeman (actor), Candy Samples (actress), Johnny Legend (actor), Rick Cassidy (actor), Pat Manning (actress), Uschi Digard (actress), Ray Wells (actor), John Holmes (actor), Dee Cooper (actor), William Margold (actor), Mike Ranger (actor), Jesse Adams (actor), Antony I. Ginnane (actor), Antony I. Ginnane (producer), Serena (actress),

Plot: Libbie is assigned to her paper's sexual advice column, "Dear Collete". She is taking over the job of Harry a crusty old journalist who shows her the pro's and cons of the job while running on a tight deadline to get the column finished for the morning's paper. During the course of the evening they reply to a wide variety of sexual experiences submitted by the readers, some these include, sex in a threesome at a drive-in theatre, sex in a gymnasium, and sex in a library where the "Silence Please" sign gives the male librarian an advantage over the female readers.

Keywords: adult-humor, bare-breasts, bikini, black-panties, blow-job, blue-panties, bra, breast-suckling, breasts, camp
Genres: Adult, Comedy,