POLITICS
Justin Trudeau forced to admit he brought in Joe Trudeau, expert handshaker
After a leak by Donald Trump’s press secretary Sean Spicer, Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau has been forced to admit that he sent lookalike and strong-forearmed Joe Trudeau to Washington.
POLITICS
Halifax man on seventh pint has figured out how to fix America
A man left to his vices is ready to unite a country divided – against all odds and inebriation.
Andrew Barr
COMIC
When horror games are less scary than the news
AHHHHH.
Steve Patrick Adams
BIG LOVE
EMBARRASSING! Polyamorous group get each other same Medieval Times Groupon for Valentine's Day
Ryan Dillon
LOVE
Relationship ends after woman discovers boyfriend bought Valentine's Cards for entire Women's Studies class
TECHNOLOGY
Local nerd 3D prints megaphone to let everyone know about his 3D printer
Jon Schabl
COMIC
The secret language of latte art
Steve Patrick Adams
LET IT SNOW
SORRY, IS THIS SPONSORED POST OKAY?: Blizzard sweeps across country, much like Dairy Queen's delicious treat
WASHINGTON
Trudeau asks aide to send "emergency rescue text" 15 minutes into first meeting with Trump
JOBS
National unemployment drops to 6.8%, funemployment remains steady at 3.2%
HE'LL C U THERE
Coolio makes Grammys comeback thanks to after-party catering gig
Ned Petrie
UPSIDE DOWN
Season 2 of Stranger Things is the only show that dares to ask: "What if just the 1980s some more?"
Jeremy Woodcock
MUST READ
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BRRRRR
Trudeau arrives in Iqaluit: "It's almost as cold as our treatment of First Nations kids!"
Sophie Kohn
CANADUH
Palin pushing for Canadian ambassadorship because nobody told her it's not THAT Paris or London
ALT-INTELLIGENCE
Trump builds wall around oval office to keep out intelligence briefers
WHO WILL IT BE?
Dolores, Mildred, and Ethel up for Grammy for Best Grammy
GET REWARDED
Canadian astronaut travels to outer limits of orbit, earns 0.3 of one Air Mile
TREMENDOUS
LEAKED: Young Donald Trump penned "dystopian" novel depicting apocalyptic nightmare of world peace
Sarah Howden
NAMASTE
STUDY: Yoga popularity due solely to classes ending with 10-minute nap
Laura Salvas
SCHITT'S CREEK
"Hey, uhh, Mozart... what's up?"
OP-ED
Canada's population hits 35 million AND WE'RE COMIN' FOR YOU, UGANDA
HEARTWARMING
In touching bipartisan gesture, Liberals name Rona Ambrose Minister of Hypocrisy
STRANGER THINGS
Against all odds, George W. Bush lovingly remembered as outstanding Republican president
DeAnne Smith