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John's Arm: Armageddon (2008)

Actors: Matty Boy Anderson (actor), Matty Boy Anderson (director), Matty Boy Anderson (writer), Matty Boy Anderson (editor), Matty Boy Anderson (actor), Matty Boy Anderson (actor), Matty Boy Anderson (producer), Matty Boy Anderson (actor), Matty Boy Anderson (actor), Chris Randall (actor), George P. Wallace (actor), George P. Wallace (actor), George P. Wallace (actor), George P. Wallace (actor), George P. Wallace (actor),

Plot: Unkempt security guard John's right arm was transformed into a costumed super-limb after being stuck in a vending machine (stocked with irradiated soda). With villains from around the globe hitting town for their annual convention, can John's Arm (and his low-rent super-team, the Superior Friends) keep the bad guys at bay and save Earth from total annihilation?

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, alien, ambulance, arcade-game, asian-man, bar, black-comedy, blood, body-swap, car
Genres: Animation,
Taglines: Evil gets one across the mouth.

Quotes:

Willis: [voiceover] Grandma says John is a bad influence on me.::John: Willis. I need your grandma's car. I been drinking Robitussin all day and I'm pretty sure I can drive it with my penis.::Willis: Grandma says you can't use her car anymore unless she's in it. She doesn't like where you leave the radio tuned.::John: Box 'er old bones up then, let's go. I needs mo' 'Tussin.

Heartbreaker: I sure wish there were more people out there like you. Money's been tight. The name "Kap'n Kill-Krazy" doesn't move merch the way it used to. I blame the parents, and their baffling aversion to killing.::John: Plus, that video game sucked a big drippy.::Heartbreaker: Christ, don't remind me. I told him to slap his name on the Tetris clone, but did he listen? Hell no.::[pause]::Heartbreaker: Seventeen different juvenile vehicular homicides, the Times said. Don't think even the All-Seeing Eye saw that coming.

Old Man on Bench: Hail Satan.

Bonk: I implore you, sharp ones; heed my tale of danger! I had no choice but to flee Earth! For there, I encountered terrors that make the Vootliff Massacre look like a friggin' toe-tappy tea party!::Horned Councillor #1: Explain.::Bonk: There... were... wallopers! And whackers. And zappers! And BITING! Oh... such... biting!::Horned Councillor #3: Our scanners showed no sign of biters in that sector.::Bonk: They were... stealth biters! Stealthy... AND bitey!

Kraig Rizzo: I'm talking way bigger than anatomically correct plastic, my five-fingered friend. I mean themesong ringtones! Charlie Kaufman pens a movie of your life story! Wristwatch ads got Vin Diesel's ass on a marquee, why not yours?

The Mayor: Jesus eatin' fajitas, Jacobs. Have you been watching too much Bravo?

Bonk: All yall's my bitches now.

Lefty: [after his fake arm falls off] Er,uh... I totally have cancer.