Struggling to find the right Australian politics-related sentiment to sum up your feelings to your sweetheart? Looking for the words that perfectly say, “I love you more than One Nation hates Muslim immigration?” Well, look no further because I’m here to save the day with words straight from the heart and the halls of Parliament House.
This Valentine’s Day, remind your lover of the priceless joy that comes from Australian politics, truly the gift that keeps on giving. Probably buy them something too, with a good job that pays good money. May I suggest an investment property?
Whether your darling is a Labor supporter, a Liberal voter, a Greens devotee or a Shooters, Fishers and Farmers disciple, these’ll have your beloved blushing redder than Barnaby Joyce, and splashing cash on you like a Federal MP on a domestic charter flight.
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