Score: A Hockey Musical (2010)

Actors: Jill Carter (miscellaneous crew), John Pyper-Ferguson (actor), Jonathan Goldsmith (composer), Olivia Newton-John (actress), Stephen McHattie (actor), Nelly Furtado (actress), Avi Federgreen (producer), Eardley Wilmot (miscellaneous crew), Amy Wright (miscellaneous crew), Marguerite Pigott (miscellaneous crew), George Stroumboulopoulos (actor), Marc Trottier (actor), Roderick Deogrades (editor), Thomas Mitchell (actor), Gianpaolo Venuta (actor),

Plot: Seventeen-year-old Farley has led a sheltered life, raised on a diet of home schooling, organic living and trips to the art gallery. To his parents' dismay, Farley loves to play shinny with the local rink rats. To their even greater dismay, Farley is scouted and signed by the owner (Stephen McHattie) of a junior league team, where he becomes an instant star. But Farley discovers that stardom comes with a price-including the expectation to fight on the ice. Throw in a changing relationship with his best friend (Allie MacDonald), and Farley finds himself losing his way.

Keywords: accordion, acoustic-guitar, allergy, animated-sequence, announcer, arena, athlete, autograph, box-office-flop, brawl
Genres: Musical,

Club Land (2001)

Actors: Eugene Levy (actor), Steven Weber (writer), Jayne Eastwood (actress), Alan Alda (actor), Peter Riegert (actor), Steven Weber (producer), Boyd Banks (actor), Louis Di Bianco (actor), Jack Duffy (actor), Brad Garrett (actor), Harvey Atkin (actor), Steven Weber (actor), Sam Malkin (actor), Saul Rubinek (director), Ruth Secord (costume designer),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: The only thing tougher than being partners... was being father and son.

The Big Hit (1998)

Actors: Wesley Snipes (producer), Terence Chang (producer), John Stocker (actor), Lainie Kazan (actress), Bokeem Woodbine (actor), Mark Wahlberg (actor), Christina Applegate (actress), Matt Birman (actor), Antonio Sabato Jr. (actor), Sab Shimono (actor), Lou Diamond Phillips (actor), Elliott Gould (actor), Gerry Mendicino (actor), Graeme Revell (composer), John Woo (producer),

Plot: To payoff his second girlfriend's debt, hitman Melvin Smiley undertakes a kidnapping job with his usual associates. In a world of prospective Jewish in-laws and late movie fees, the hitman falls in love with the victim and must settle the score with those out to double-cross him.

Keywords: attempted-rape, bankruptcy, bare-chested-male, betrayal, black-comedy, blood, blood-spatter, boat, body-in-a-trunk, bomb
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Hit Happens a hit...with a twist Nothing's more dangerous than some nice guys... with a little time to kill. Executed with style.

Quotes:

Melvin: Understand this, okay? I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.

Melvin Smiley: Technically, you can call me a hitman.::Keiko Nishi: Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?::Melvin Smiley: Oh of course. I make a killing.

Cisco: Well ain't that a bitch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them.

Vinnie: Ladies, you're so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Crunch: I said LAN-O-LIN, not that aloe-vera bullshit! Get it right, mutha fucka!

Melvin: I can't stand the thought of anyone not liking me, okay! There, I said it! The thought of either one of them [his fiancee' and his girlfriend] not liking me is more than I can stand, okay!

Cisco: Why don't you just dump the bitch?::Melvin: The truth?::Cisco: Yeah, I want the truth.::Crunch: You can't handle the truth!::Cisco: (to Crunch) Shut the fuck up!::Melvin: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me.::Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. (Laughs)

Cisco: C'mon, Mel. You know I love you, baby!

Melvin Smiley: [to Video Store Kid] You know, I've taken a lot of shit from you. I put up with your high prices, your lousy selection, and your rude phone calls. I just wanna tell you one thing... I will never, ever rent tapes from this store again your snotty little...::Cisco: [kicks open doors] I come back to finish what I started motherfucker!::[whips out knives]::Cisco: Knuckle up, bitch!::Melvin Smiley: Yeah, lets go motherfucker! Lets work.

Cisco: She ain't no bitch, huh? Oh, I see - you "like" this girl? Shit, man, come on! She tricked you: just another ho manipulating your sorry ass to get what she wants.::Melvin Smiley: You don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about, man. That's not true.::Cisco: You never learn! Haven't I taught you nothin'? She don't like you! Hell, man, I don't fucking like you!

Legend (1985)

Actors: Wayne Docksey (miscellaneous crew), Eric Allaman (composer), Tom Cruise (actor), Jerry Goldsmith (composer), Ridley Scott (director), Arnon Milchan (producer), Vic Armstrong (miscellaneous crew), Billy Barty (actor), Robert Picardo (actor), Tim Curry (actor), Geoff Freeman (miscellaneous crew), Arlene Phillips (miscellaneous crew), Tangerine Dream (composer), Kiran Shah (actor), Mia Sara (actress),

Plot: A demon who seeks to create eternal night by destroying the last of the unicorns and marrying a fairy princess is opposed by the forest boy Jack and his elven allies in this magical fantasy. Two different versions of this picture feature soundtracks by either Tangerine Dream or Jerry Goldsmith.

Keywords: adventure-hero, beast, betrayal, black-magic, bow-and-arrow, box-office-flop, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brainwashing, christ-allegory, combat
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Romance,
Taglines: She is of the purest innocence. He is pure evil. He is darkness. This is such stuff as dreams are made of. This is Legend. A world full of magic, wonder and desire. (US VHS) There may never be another dawn. (International and US Trailer) "No Good without Evil. No Love without Hate. No Innocence without Lust. I am Darkness."

Quotes:

The Lord of Darkness: Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!

Princess Lily: I hear a throat begging to be cut!::The Lord of Darkness: Are you so eager to see blood flow?::Princess Lily: As eager as you are to drink it!

Princess Lily: Are you afraid to kiss me, Jack?::Jack: I'm afraid you'll break my heart.::Princess Lily: Then still your heart, for you are dear to me as life itself.

The Lord of Darkness: The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.

The Lord of Darkness: What is light without dark?

[playing with the unicorn's horn]::Blix: Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir!

Princess Lily: This place holds more magic for me than any palace in the world.

Blix: Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.

Pox: [to Blix] You only got the shot in 'cause the Princess was there! Wrong! 'Twas Beauty led the Beast to bay!::Blunder: She was so sweet, I could eat her brains like jam!::Pox: I could suck her bones...::Blix: Enough! Better hurry. Dark Lord, he don't like to wait.

Blix: This shot be just as sweet as pie.

Return to Oz (1985)

Actors: David Shire (composer), Walter Murch (director), L. Frank Baum (writer), Sean Barrett (actor), Piper Laurie (actress), Walter Murch (writer), Jean Marsh (actress), Jean Marsh (actress), Bruce Boa (actor), Brian Henson (actor), Matt Clark (actor), Fairuza Balk (actress), Jon Jacobs (actor), Sally Jones (miscellaneous crew), Francis Ford Coppola (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: It has been six months since Dorothy has returned home from Oz and she still cannot sleep. She has been going on about imaginary places and people so much that Aunt Em takes her to see a doctor. She promptly escapes from the mental hospital and wakes up in Oz where her pet chicken, Billina, can now talk. There she meets a whole new bunch of friends and they set off to rescue the Scarecrow from the evil Nome King who has found her ruby slippers and used them to lay waste to the Emerald City and take over Oz.

Keywords: 1890s, 19th-century, actor-playing-multiple-roles, acute-insomnia, anthropomorphic-scarecrow, aunt-niece-relationship, based-on-novel, character-feels-around-for-missing-head, chicken, clinical-depression
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Mystery,
Taglines: An all-new adventure down the yellow brick road. It's an all-new live-action fantasy - filled with Disney adventure and magic. If there's one thing you must do this summer, it's "Return to Oz..." Return to the land where the adventure began.

Quotes:

Jack Pumpkinhead: If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?::Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.

Gump: If I had a stomach, I *know* I would be sick!

[regarding headless statues]::Dorothy: Look, Billina, these ones have lost their heads.::Billina: Now, that's what I call just plain carelessness

Billina: What is this, a man or a melon?::Jack Pumpkinhead: A pumpkin, if you please.

Billina: We come all this way to see a bunch a stiffs.

Mombi III: Not beautiful you understand, but you have a certain prettiness, different from my other heads. I believe I'll lock you in the tower for a few years until your head is ready. And then I'll take it.::Dorothy: I believe you will NOT!

Billina: Some place for a chicken coop! How big is this pond anyway?::Dorothy Gale: I don't think it's a pond, Billina. [gets up and looks around] I guess it is a pond.::Billina: Hmm, told you so.::Dorothy Gale: Where did all the rest of the water go?::Dorothy Gale: Yeah, where did Kansas go? Ohh, this is some place for a chicken coop.::Dorothy Gale: When did you learn to talk anyway? I thought hens could only cluck and cackle.::Billina: Strange, ain't it? How's my grammar?

Nurse Wilson: Lie down.::Dorothy: I'd like to sit up, if I may.::Nurse Wilson: What did your aunt tell you?::Dorothy: To do what you told me, Miss Wilson.::Nurse Wilson: Then, lie down.::[the attendants are strapping Dorothy to the stretcher]::Dorothy: Why do you have to tie me down?::Nurse Wilson: So that you don't fall off.::Dorothy: I came all the way from the farm on a buggy and I didn't fall off. [They start to wheel Dorothy down the hall] Did I hear somebody scream earlier?::Nurse Wilson: No. [They wheel Dorothy through some double doors. Dr. Worley is adjusting his machine]::Dr. J.B. Worley: Hello, Dorothy. How are you?::Dorothy: I wish I wasn't tied down.

Ozma: Why did they bring you here, Dorothy?::Dorothy: Because I can't sleep, and I talk about a place that I've been to, but nobody believes that it exists.

Dr. J.B. Worley: And how did you come back from... Oz?::Dorothy: With my ruby slippers.::Dr. J.B. Worley: How did they work?::Dorothy: You put them on and you click your heels three times, and you say "There's no place like home".::Dr. J.B. Worley: Dorothy, where are those slippers now?::Dorothy: I lost them. They fell off on the way back.

The Walt Disney Comedy and Magic Revue (1985)

Actors: Jim Dale (actor), Neville Brand (actor), Jim Dale (actor), Eddie Albert (actor), Sean Barrett (actor), Ray Bolger (actor), Raymond Bailey (actor), Jeff Bridges (actor), Edward Brophy (actor), Wally Brown (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Pinto Colvig (actor), Pinto Colvig (actor), Pinto Colvig (actor), Jim Dale (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Return to Oz (1985)

Actors: David Shire (composer), Walter Murch (director), L. Frank Baum (writer), Sean Barrett (actor), Piper Laurie (actress), Walter Murch (writer), Jean Marsh (actress), Jean Marsh (actress), Bruce Boa (actor), Brian Henson (actor), Matt Clark (actor), Fairuza Balk (actress), Jon Jacobs (actor), Sally Jones (miscellaneous crew), Francis Ford Coppola (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: It has been six months since Dorothy has returned home from Oz and she still cannot sleep. She has been going on about imaginary places and people so much that Aunt Em takes her to see a doctor. She promptly escapes from the mental hospital and wakes up in Oz where her pet chicken, Billina, can now talk. There she meets a whole new bunch of friends and they set off to rescue the Scarecrow from the evil Nome King who has found her ruby slippers and used them to lay waste to the Emerald City and take over Oz.

Keywords: 1890s, 19th-century, actor-playing-multiple-roles, acute-insomnia, anthropomorphic-scarecrow, aunt-niece-relationship, based-on-novel, character-feels-around-for-missing-head, chicken, clinical-depression
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Mystery,
Taglines: An all-new adventure down the yellow brick road. It's an all-new live-action fantasy - filled with Disney adventure and magic. If there's one thing you must do this summer, it's "Return to Oz..." Return to the land where the adventure began.

Quotes:

Jack Pumpkinhead: If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?::Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.

Gump: If I had a stomach, I *know* I would be sick!

[regarding headless statues]::Dorothy: Look, Billina, these ones have lost their heads.::Billina: Now, that's what I call just plain carelessness

Billina: What is this, a man or a melon?::Jack Pumpkinhead: A pumpkin, if you please.

Billina: We come all this way to see a bunch a stiffs.

Mombi III: Not beautiful you understand, but you have a certain prettiness, different from my other heads. I believe I'll lock you in the tower for a few years until your head is ready. And then I'll take it.::Dorothy: I believe you will NOT!

Billina: Some place for a chicken coop! How big is this pond anyway?::Dorothy Gale: I don't think it's a pond, Billina. [gets up and looks around] I guess it is a pond.::Billina: Hmm, told you so.::Dorothy Gale: Where did all the rest of the water go?::Dorothy Gale: Yeah, where did Kansas go? Ohh, this is some place for a chicken coop.::Dorothy Gale: When did you learn to talk anyway? I thought hens could only cluck and cackle.::Billina: Strange, ain't it? How's my grammar?

Nurse Wilson: Lie down.::Dorothy: I'd like to sit up, if I may.::Nurse Wilson: What did your aunt tell you?::Dorothy: To do what you told me, Miss Wilson.::Nurse Wilson: Then, lie down.::[the attendants are strapping Dorothy to the stretcher]::Dorothy: Why do you have to tie me down?::Nurse Wilson: So that you don't fall off.::Dorothy: I came all the way from the farm on a buggy and I didn't fall off. [They start to wheel Dorothy down the hall] Did I hear somebody scream earlier?::Nurse Wilson: No. [They wheel Dorothy through some double doors. Dr. Worley is adjusting his machine]::Dr. J.B. Worley: Hello, Dorothy. How are you?::Dorothy: I wish I wasn't tied down.

Ozma: Why did they bring you here, Dorothy?::Dorothy: Because I can't sleep, and I talk about a place that I've been to, but nobody believes that it exists.

Dr. J.B. Worley: And how did you come back from... Oz?::Dorothy: With my ruby slippers.::Dr. J.B. Worley: How did they work?::Dorothy: You put them on and you click your heels three times, and you say "There's no place like home".::Dr. J.B. Worley: Dorothy, where are those slippers now?::Dorothy: I lost them. They fell off on the way back.

The Plunderers (1948)

Actors: John Hart (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Hank Bell (actor), Chick Hannan (actor), George Cleveland (actor), Tex Cooper (actor), Wheaton Chambers (actor), Franklyn Farnum (actor), Steve Clark (actor), Hank Bell (actor), Paul Fix (actor), James Flavin (actor), Francis Ford (actor), Augie Gomez (actor), Russell Hicks (actor),

Genres: Western,
Taglines: DARING WESTERN TIMES! WILD AS RAGING PRAIRIE FIRES! (original ad - all caps) Attack! Attack! ATTACK! The Challenge of Life...The Challenge of Love...The Challenge of the Law! The BLAZING Challenge Of The Last Frontier!

Quotes:

Sam Borden: Tap, it ain't every man that gets the chance to see his own funeral. I don't know that I rightly like it, though. It seems kind of ghostly like. There's my cousin, Pete, all red-eyed... mostly from corn, not from grief. And there's banker Havens sad as can be, but probably wondering will my house bring money enough at auction to cover the mortgage.

Sam Borden: You ladies goin' out for a ride this evening?::Julie McCabe: We're going shopping - and I have no intention of leaving town, you'll be sorry to hear.::Sam Borden: Kinda late to be goin' shoppin' isn't it? Bound to be about time to be closin' up.::Lin Connor: We work late and sleep late, so we have to shop late. Can we go now, Sheriff?::Sam Borden: Didn't mean to hold you up. There are enough people being held-up around here.

Title Card: From the history of the Old West comes this story of the Outlaw Trail. In the 1870s, renegades and gunfighters rode almost unchallenged in the Territories of Wyoming and Arizona. Law enforcement was practically unknown, dependent as it was on widely-scattered army posts and local sheriffs who were ineffectual against outlaw gangs which attacked swiftly and escaped into the rugged wilderness.

The Old Fashioned Way (1934)

Actors: Sam McDaniel (actor), Edward LeSaint (actor), Marvin Loback (actor), Lew Kelly (actor), Georgie Billings (actor), Otis Harlan (actor), Davison Clark (actor), Oscar Apfel (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Dell Henderson (actor), W.C. Fields (actor), W.C. Fields (actor), Sam Flint (actor), Richard Carle (actor), Robert McKenzie (actor),

Plot: The Great McGonigle's traveling theatrical troupe are staying at a boarding house. They are preparing to put on a production of "The Drunkard" (and do so during this movie). Cleopatra Pepperday puts up money for the show provided she can have a part ("Here comes the prince!"). Little Albert Wendelschaffer torments McGonigle all through lunch ("How can you hurt a watch by dipping it in molasses?"). In spite of being pursued by several sheriffs, McGonigle is able to keep going and see his daughter Betty happily married.

Keywords: boarding-house, brass-band, court-order, horseless-carriage, juggler, juggling, medicine-show, melodrama, pullman-berth, railway-porter
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Dick Bronson: Mr. McGonigle, I've got to have some money.::The Great McGonigle: Yes, my lad, how much?::Dick Bronson: Two dollars.::The Great McGonigle: If I had two dollars, I'd start a number two company.::Dick Bronson: For two cents I'd quit.::The Great McGonigle: [to Marmaduke] Pay him off! [Marmaduke gives him a two cent stamp]

The Great McGonigle: [referring to Cleopatra] She's all dressed up loke a well-kept grave.

Cleopatra Pepperday: [after McGonigle takes a heavy fall] Marky, are you hurt?::The Great McGonigle: [sarcastically] No, I had the presence of mind to fall on my head.

The Great McGonigle: [after Baby Albert has splashed soup over him] I don't know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!::Cleopatra Pepperday: [after Baby Albert throws McGonigles watch into a bowl of molasses] Oh, Albert! Look what you've done to Mr. McGonigle's watch! Oh... [the watch is shown sinking] Oh, I'm so sorry... Oh, Mr. McGonigle!::The Great McGonigle: It's all right.::Cleopatra Pepperday: He has such an impulsive nature.::The Great McGonigle: Yeah, just like my own. Don't apo;ogize. It's all right. It's just a little child... it's just a little child.::Cleopatra Pepperday: Oh, he does the cutest things!::The Great McGonigle: That he does!::Cleopatra Pepperday: You should see him when no one's around.::The Great McGonigle: Oh, I'd like to catch him sometime when... [Correcting himself] Uh, SEE him sometime when no one's around.::Cleopatra Pepperday: Oh, Albert, why did you do that?::The Great McGonigle: [Mumbling to himself] Bet the minute hand won't be a bit of use after this!::Cleopatra Pepperday: Mr. McGonigle, I hope he hasn't hurt your watch.::The Great McGonigle: [Sarcastically] Oh, no, how could you hurt a watch by dipping it in molasses?::Cleopatra Pepperday: Oh, he's never done that before. [She titters]::The Great McGonigle: Well, I hope he doesn't do it again - not with this watch.

The Great McGonigle: [In character in "The Drunkard," the play-within-a play] It ain't a fit night out for man or beast!

Sheriff Walter Jones: When is Cleo gonna act in this show?::The Great McGonigle: Oh, yes, yes, yes. She'll probably go on right after the epilogue.

The Great McGonigle: [as the boarding house guest are eating] The soup sounds good.