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The Cutting Room (2009)

Actors: Travis Ammons (editor), Travis Ammons (composer), Travis Ammons (producer), Travis Ammons (writer), Travis Ammons (director), Wes Linnenbank (actor), Bobby Haworth (actor), Sarah Wyckoff (actress), Chris Rivera (actor), Heather Westwood (actress), Julie Fontenot (actress), Chuck Rider (actor), Tara Barrs (actress), Rick Evans (actor), Susan Kocab (actress),

Plot: A film within a film within a film within a film. Jordan has just finished filming his first horror flick (which takes place on the set of a adult film). On the loose is a killer who is killing all of the crew-which are really actors playing the crew in Jordan's film. But there's a catch. The killer is really a snuff-film-maker who makes his captives kill each other on film. But all of this is not really reality. Or is it? This is all, apparently, just the work of Jordan. The real story, as it unfolds within the film-within-a-film, is about Edit, his editor. The special effects all look so horribly cheesy that they all think the film is doomed. That is until Edit, and her right hand man Andy, (who happen to both be seasoned serial killers) decide to start killing the actors on-set, in re-shoots of the original footage. All for the good of the film and for the sake of art. The freshly shot fresh kills are spliced into Jordan's footage to make the most horrific and realistic horror film of all time.

Keywords: blood, breasts, cut, death, editor, independent-film, nudity, slasher, texas
Genres: Comedy, Thriller,

The Cutting Room (2008)

Actors: Travis Ammons (editor), Travis Ammons (composer), Travis Ammons (writer), Travis Ammons (actor), Travis Ammons (director), Megan Boyle (actress), Santiago Villalobos (actor), Wes Linnenbank (actor), Wes Linnenbank (producer), Katrina Ellsworth (actress), Katrina Ellsworth (producer), Bobby Haworth (actor), Michael Muscal (producer), Sarah Wyckoff (actress), Tom Long (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Just How Important Is Realism?

The Comebacks (2007)

Actors: Dennis Rodman (actor), John Salley (actor), Jesse Garcia (actor), David Koechner (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Holmes Osborne (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Don Abernathy (actor), Bradley Cooper (actor), Will Arnett (actor), Trae Ireland (actor), D.T. Carney (actor), Jon Gries (actor), Nick Searcy (actor), Casey Sander (actor),

Plot: Lambeau Fields lives a middle-class lifestyle in America along with his wife, Barb, and a gorgeous daughter, Michelle, who he has brought up as a son. Lambeau is a failure and has virtually given up on his career as a football coach. Then his friend, Freddie Wiseman, encourages him to re-enter this field, and he does so by re-locating to Plainfolk in Texas and joins the Heartland State University. It is here he will meet some of the most pathetic players, and quite disillusioned he goes about to find new-comers. He finds a kicker in Jasminder Featherfoot, provided of course, he keeps her involvement secret from the rest of her family. Then he finds Lance Truman, whose drag queen dad has brought him up more like a tom-girl. With these additions and others Lambeau sets forth to include his team in the next Super...Er...Toilet Bowl 2 series, and it is here that he will find that Lance fumbles a lot; Barb is not quite faithful as she seems; he will soon be in jail for Indecent Exposure; Michelle has a black boyfriend; and Freddie has a hidden agenda.

Keywords: american-football, baseball, basketball, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, championship, coach, college, cross-dresser, exchange-student, failure
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: Keep your eye on the ball. The producers of "Wedding Crashers" spoof the greatest sports movies ever.

Quotes:

Michelle Fields: I want to have what you and mom have.::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Herpes?

Titans Coach: Crack is whack and white don't cover black!

Michelle Fields: I was out catching some waves.::Lance Truman: In the middle of Texas?::Michelle Fields: I told you I'm hardcore.

Vince: Hey coach. Name is Vince. I'm just a bartender from Philly whose only dream is to play ball. It's all I got left after I lost my job teaching, and my wife left me. Like my alcoholic father used to say before he passed on, "A man can only take so much failure!" I'll give you everything I got. What do you say coach?::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: I say you can add "Did not make the football team" to your list of woes.

Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Yeah, this is great. Middle of Podunk, nowhere. How am I gonna find an All-American quarterback?::God: If you build it, he will come. If you build it, he will come...::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Who will come?::God: Your father. Your dead father.::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: My father's not dead. I just spoke with him this morning.::God: You got to be shittin' me. Is this 314 Bentley road?::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: No this is 314 Bentley drive.::God: That damn Google Maps. Anyway, the quarterback you're looking for is on the baseball field.

Trotter: [Buddy Boy is blocking Trottter's locker] Out of my way, fat ass. You finally decide to block something and it's my locker?::Buddy Boy: I was just gonna drop off an invitation to my birthday party. FYI, there's going to be a petting zoo. [whimpers]::Lance Truman: Nice. Score one for Trotter, which is one more than he had yesterday. [throws ball at Trotter, who catches it as team oooohhhs]::Trotter: Look, man, why don't you pretend this thing is a football, and just drop it? [team ooohhhs louder]::Lance Truman: Why don't you act like a barbell and get benched? [team cheers]::Trotter: Why don't you pretend this whole thing is a basket full of groceries and get sacked? [team yells]::Buddy Boy: Hey, hey! Why don't you act like my parents, go upstairs and have some makeup sex? [team look at each other, confused] [big fight occurs] [coach walks in]::Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Hey! Knock it off! Knock it off! [Randy winces in pain as Coach repeatedly slams his head into a locker and then kicks him in the ribs] Now, you listen to me. This is a team. And the only way we're going to win is when you start acting like one. And you can sure as hell bet that no one is leaving this locker room until you understand what being a team is all about. [walks out slamming door]

Chip Imitation: Heh heh, it started out where she was wearin' a lot of clothes. Then she wasn't wearin' a lot of clothes, then BOOM! I got a chubby!

Anthill (2005)

Actors: Matthew Feeney (producer), Christopher Michael Beer (director), Christopher Michael Beer (editor), Christopher Michael Beer (composer), Christopher Michael Beer (producer), Christopher Michael Beer (writer), Michael Cook (actor), Dennis Mattai (actor), Hannah Kritzeck (actress), Justen Jones (actor), Joseph Courtemanche (actor), George Val Beer (actor), Wendy Adel (actress), Jason Olivier (actor), Scott Osterbur (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Crime, Short,

Les chevaliers du ciel (2005)

Actors: Benoît Magimel (actor), Joe Sheridan (actor), Clovis Cornillac (actor), Philippe Torreton (actor), Marc Leroyer (miscellaneous crew), Fabien Pondevaux (miscellaneous crew), Olivier Rabourdin (actor), Géraldine Pailhas (actress), Eric Altmayer (producer), Nicolas Altmayer (producer), Christopher Granier-Deferre (producer), Frédéric van den Driessche (actor), Peter Hudson (actor), Ivan Franek (actor), Gérard Pirès (director),

Plot: While in an international fair of exhibition of airplanes, a French Mirage 2000 of the last generation vanishes and pilots Antoine "Walk'n" Marchelli and Sebastian "Fahrenheit" Vallois are assigned to locate the plane that is flying in a hiding position below a commercial airplane. The pilots order the Mirage to return to the base, but the Mirage attacks Fahrenheit instead, and Walk'n immediately shots the Mirage saving his partner. However, the evidences are forged by the leader of a force called "Special Missions" and Walk'n is falsely accused of not following the orders and discharged from the air force. Blacklisted in the commercial flight companies, Walk'n and Fahrenheit are pressed to join the Special Missions team, where they disclose betrayals in a net of espionage.

Keywords: advanced-technology, aerial-combat, aerial-refueling, afterburner, ah-64-apache-helicopter, air-show, airliner, airplane-hangar, ak-47, alpha-jet
Genres: Action, Adventure,
Taglines: 'Top Gun' for a new generation.