Whitney CummingsVerified account

@WhitneyCummings

dogs n' jokes. my snap is RealWhitneyC

Twitter
WhitneyCummings.com
Joined April 2009

Tweets

You blocked @WhitneyCummings

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @WhitneyCummings

  1. 5 hours ago

    the weird thing about the pepsi ad fiasco is that saying its offensive implies that the ad even makes actual sense?

    31 replies 47 retweets 308 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    new york: i will be performing tomorrow night at Carolines. come, get weird with mommy.

    12 replies 6 retweets 65 likes
  3. 22 hours ago

    This is about as bad as crystal Pepsi

    23 replies 38 retweets 294 likes
  4. 23 hours ago

    "There is music playing somewhere but I can't hear it." Bret Easton Ellis

    8 replies 14 retweets 91 likes
  5. Apr 4

    Oxygen

    If you'd prefer not to see these warnings, log in to change your Tweet media settings. Learn more
    22 replies 5 retweets 182 likes
  6. Apr 4

    Beach on wheels

    If you'd prefer not to see these warnings, log in to change your Tweet media settings. Learn more
    20 replies 6 retweets 183 likes
  7. Apr 3

    New profile pic for Farmers Only

    26 replies 6 retweets 170 likes
  8. Apr 2

    Maybe if I hate fuck someone I hate follow I might actually get the motivation I need to just unfollow them

    114 replies 30 retweets 596 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    "It's like one of my relationships, I don't know how to end it!" on instagram live trying to end the video, amazing.

    3 replies 5 retweets 34 likes
  10. Apr 2

    Kendrick Lamar says he wants to see more stretch marks-so instead of getting butt implants are we just going to start getting pregnant?

    39 replies 22 retweets 213 likes
  11. Apr 1

    Tom from MySpace being in the meme zeitgeist is triggering some pretty shameful memories

    4 replies 7 retweets 109 likes
  12. Apr 1

    NEW YORK: i will be performing at Carolines on Broadway this Thursday-Sat. Come see me shiver since I have no idea how to dress for New York

    23 replies 9 retweets 125 likes
  13. Apr 1

    just got on Venmo and i'm like

    If you'd prefer not to see these warnings, log in to change your Tweet media settings. Learn more
    5 replies 9 retweets 130 likes
  14. Apr 1

    All you need is love. and an honest media

    38 replies 59 retweets 344 likes
  15. Mar 31

    this news cycle is whats finally going to get me to start listening to smooth jazz not as a joke

    28 replies 27 retweets 340 likes
  16. Mar 31

    Thank you voice memos for giving me the ability to have conversations with people without them talking

    8 replies 15 retweets 149 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    I'm a friend of Carly's - can you help spread the word that her new episode of Speechless is up?

    1 reply 4 retweets 17 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Thank you for such a great talk & thanks for hosting this fun Q&A! Watch it all here:

    2 replies 16 retweets 83 likes
  19. Mar 29

    Watch us neigh neigh

    If you'd prefer not to see these warnings, log in to change your Tweet media settings. Learn more
    14 replies 17 retweets 253 likes
  20. Mar 28

    NEW YORK: i will be performing at Carolines next weekend so come bring me some icy hot- this city hurts my body

    8 replies 5 retweets 58 likes

@WhitneyCummings hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·