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Afinal, o que Querem as Mulheres? (2010)

Actors: Osmar Prado (actor), Vera Fischer (actress), Luiz Fernando Carvalho (director), Paolla Oliveira (actress), Rodrigo Pandolfo (actor), Alessandra Colassanti (actress), Michel Melamed (writer), Michel Melamed (actor), Bruna Linzmeyer (actress), João Paulo Cuenca (writer), Antônio Karnewale (actor), Cecília Gianetti (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Fireball (2009)

Actors: Bob Buchholz (miscellaneous crew), Adirek Wattaleela (producer), Adirek Wattaleela (writer), Adirek Wattaleela (editor), Thanakorn Pongsuwan (director), Thanakorn Pongsuwan (editor), Thanakorn Pongsuwan (writer), Taweewat Wantha (writer), Preeti Barameeanat (actor), Giant Wave (composer), Sangar Chatchairungruang (producer), Nutsha Bootsri (producer), Arucha Tosawat (actor), Saknakorn Neteharn (editor), Sa-Nga Chatchairungruang (producer),

Plot: Tai, a young man arrested on a crime charge, is discharged thanks to his twin brother Tan's dogged help. After being set free, he finds Tan in a coma with severe injuries. Tan's girlfriend, Pang, tells Tai that his brother got involved in some risky business to raise money to fight Tai's case. Tai feels guilty that his problems brought his brother trouble. He then traces what happened to Tan, which ultimately leads him into illegal basketball gambling. Tai wants to find out who is behind this gambling and why his brother was beaten unconscious. He finally joins the "Fireball" team, a team which belongs to Hia Den and whose players include Singha, Kay, Ik, and Muek. In order to uncover the truth, Tai trades many things-possibly even his life.

Keywords: basketball, basketball-coach, basketball-court, basketball-game, basketball-player, basketball-team, blood, blood-sport, coma, dangerous-game
Genres: Action, Drama,
Taglines: No Rules, No Mercy, Only the strongest will survive Win for survive. Loose for die.

Fat Pizza (2003)

Actors: Michael Craig (actor), Angus Sampson (actor), Alan Flower (actor), Tim Ferguson (actor), John Batchelor (actor), Rebel Wilson (actress), Red Symons (actor), Craig Behenna (actor), Phillip Scott (actor), Tony Garland (miscellaneous crew), John Boxer (actor), Paul Fenech (producer), Paul Fenech (actor), Linden Goh (actor), Paul Fenech (writer),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Fast Cars, Fast Chicks, Fast Food It's Big! It's Fat! And it's Cheesy! Fast cars, fast chicks, fast food!

Quotes:

first bouncer: [making up excuse to refuse entry] And, you're, d'... er... you're an Aussie!

Young Gandhi: I'm going to shove a cow down your throat and make you shit beefburgers!

Ronnie McDoggle: [involved in car accident] Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!

Pauly Falzoni: [after kicking Ronnie McDoggle in the genitals] That's right in the McNuggets, mate!

Habib Halal: [upon seeing a police road sign targeting Lebanese] I swear, man! These cops are always hassling us, man! Why? We're jus' like normal people, man! We do normal things, mate! We eat kebabs! We have weapons! What's wrong with these things?

Sleek the Elite: To get the glamours, I make friends with their fat chick friends, 'cause glamours always have fat chick friends.

Sleek the Elite: [referring to women] But Sleek gives 'em standards are too high. In other words, if you're over 50 kilo, you gotta go.::Habib Halal: Give me their number, uleh! My standards start at 50 kilograms, alright? I'll give it to 'em!

Pauly Falzoni: [about looking up a lady's skirt] I know I should not have been looking. But, man, it was like an eclipse of the sun. It's bad for you to look... but you must keep looking.

Habib Halal: [calling out to Sleek the Elite talking to 2 women] I got a fat, uleh! A big fat!

Claudia Macpherson: [on infomercial for fitness product] Hi! I'm Claudia Macpherson. Supermodel. And, this here is my new Abstiffy. If you try it for 1 second a day... you too will have abs like mine! Ah, huh. Well, probly not. But, let's give it a whirl anyway... shall we?

Rush Hour 2 (2001)

Actors: Roselyn Sanchez (actress), Ziyi Zhang (actress), Jackie Chan (actor), Saul Rubinek (actor), Kenneth Tsang (actor), Harris Yulin (actor), Chris Tucker (actor), Jeremy Piven (actor), Alan King (actor), James Lew (actor), Don Cheadle (actor), Nicholas Rich (actor), Mars (actor), Michael De Luca (producer), Roger Birnbaum (producer),

Plot: It's vacation time for Det. James Carter and he finds himself alongside Det. Lee in Hong Kong wishing for more excitement. While Carter wants to party and meet the ladies, Lee is out to track down a Triad gang lord who may be responsible for killing two men at the American Embassy. Things get complicated as the pair stumble onto a counterfeiting plot by L.A. crime boss Steven Reign and Triad Ricky Tan, an ex-cop who played a mysterious part in the death of Det. Lee's father. Throw in a power struggle between Tan and the gorgeous but dangerous Hu Li and the boys are soon up to their necks in fist fights and life-threatening situations. A trip back to the U.S. may provide the answers about the bombing, the counterfeiting, and the true allegiance of sexy customs agent Isabella. Then again, it may turn up more excitement than Carter was looking for during his vacation.

Keywords: 2000s, action-hero, airplane, airport, ambush, asian, assassin, bamboo, bamboo-cane, bare-butt
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Get Ready For A Second Rush! The Mouth Of The West And The Hands Of The East Are Back!

Quotes:

Lee: You still have it?::Kenny: 'Still got my lunch money from the third grade.

James Carter: I'm gonna give you an L.A.P.D ass-whuppin'!

Lee: You are a civilian. In Hong Kong, *I* am Michael Jackson and *you* are Toto.::James Carter: You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate for dinner last night!

James Carter: Who died, Lee?::Lee: You!::James Carter: Detective Yu?::Lee: Not Yu, you!::James Carter: Who?::Lee: You!::James Carter: Who?::Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?::James Carter: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth.

[during a fight scene with a bunch of Chinese men]::James Carter: [after accidentally punching Lee] Sorry, man!::Lee: Carter!::James Carter: All y'all look alike!

James Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man.::Lee: Follow the rich white man?::James Carter: Behind every big crime there's a rich white man waiting for his cut.

James Carter: Couldn't help noticin' how she was staring at a brother.::Lee: She never even look at you.::James Carter: You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly.::Lee: I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.::James Carter: Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you.

[Carter throws Lee's CD out the window]::Lee: That's my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD!

James Carter: You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-ass bitch!

James Carter: I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!

Crossing the Line (1990)

Actors: Mark Mancina (composer), Paul L. Smith (actor), Vernon Wells (actor), Gary Graver (director), Cameron Mitchell (actor), John Saxon (actor), Anthony Fridjohn (actor), Jon Stafford (actor), Jonathan Vanger (producer), Dean Goodhill (editor), James Whyle (actor), Gregory Vanger (producer), Bart Fouche (actor), Simon Poland (actor), Diki Lerner (actor),

Genres: Action, Drama,

Ding Dong Williams (1946)

Actors: Larry McGrath (actor), Cliff Nazarro (actor), William B. Davidson (actor), Fred Aldrich (actor), Robert Clarke (actor), C. Bakaleinikoff (actor), Felix Bressart (actor), Bruce Edwards (actor), Frank Fanning (actor), Hugh Farr (actor), Karl Farr (actor), Shug Fisher (actor), Jack Gargan (actor), Tom Coleman (actor), Bob Nolan (actor),

Plot: Ding Dong Williams, a clarinet player who can neither read nor write music is employed at a motion picture studio. The studio plans to use him and his six-piece band but his musical deficiencies are discovered and the plan scrapped. But the secretary of the head of the music department intercedes on his behalf and he is given a chance in the film.

Keywords: actor, actress, band, clarinetist, composer, dancing, double-talk, false-accusation, fight, fired-from-the-job
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,