Kooking with Kim: Kardashian seductively makes a lousy salad in spoof video for pal Carine Roitfeld
She's not going to win Master Chef anytime soon.
But Kim Kardashian put forth a good effort when she went into the kitchen to make her dear friend and editor-in-chief of CR Fashion Book, Carine Roitfeld, a celebratory salad.
Kim, 36, posted a spoof video to Instagram Thursday making the delicious feast because the former editor-in-chief of Vogue Paris had just reached one million followers on Instagram.
Scroll down for video
Master Chef? Kim Kardashian put forth a good effort to make her dear friend and editor-in-chief of CR Fashion Book, Carine Roitfeld, a celebratory salad posted to Instagram on Thursday
The Keep Up With the Kardashians star begins her video with a short explanation about what was going to happen next.
'I wanted to make her a cake, but I don't have any of the ingredients,' she explained. 'But I do have the ingredients to make a salad, so I'm going to make her a celebratory salad.'
Kim, who has a bit of a funny bone, then went on to seductively put together a salad.
Explanation: The reality star explained she didn't have the ingredients to make a cake, so a salad would have to do
Getting it ready: She started by putting mixed greens in the bowl
Lemon zest: She then cut up tomatoes into large chunks and drizzled a little lemon juice on top
The reality star appears to have very little kitchen skills as she reaches into the refrigerator for the ingredients and starts cutting up some of the vegetables, adding them to the bowl.
Instead of taking the time to cut the veggies into little pieces the mother of two puts huge chunks of tomatoes on top of mixed greens.
She then places a whole cucumber, simple broken in half, on top of the inedible salad and starts drizzling it with an overload of creamy white dressing.
Not cutting them up? She then breaks a cucumber in half
And places the entire thing on top of the salad
Too much? The 36-year-old finishes it off drizzling it with an overload of creamy white dressing
Kim seductively licks the dressing off her finger while looking directly at the camera.
As Kim flips her hair, basking in the success of her creation, green lettuce rains down on her.
She then cheekily lights a single candle, places it on top of the salad, and then blows out another one.
'Happy one million!' she exclaims at the end of the video.
Yum! Kim tastes the fruits of her labor as she seductively places her finger in her mouth
Happy one million! A candle is placed in the celebratory meal for her good friend
The duo have been friends for quite some time, ever since Kim's fashionista hubby Kanye introduced the two in Paris.
The reality star admitted she 'didn't know too much about fashion' when her husband Kanye West introduced her to the tastemaker.
According to Kim, Kanye 'told me her [Irreverent] book should be my fashion bible and one day she would dress me.'
Fast friends: Kim and Carine became close in 2013 after Kim landed the cover of Carine's third CR Fashion Book (pictured in 2013)
It became a 'dream come true' when the Selfish author landed the coveted cover of Carine's third CR Fashion Book in 2013.
Kim was eight months pregnant when she was styled by Riccardo Tisci wearing a gold grill with Karl Lagerfeld shooting.
'She was brave,' Roitfeld told Time Out London back in 2013.
Most watched News videos
- Danielle Bregoli throws punches while boarding Spirit Airways
- Cameraman 'zooms in' on woman's breasts in 'see-through' swimsuit
- Caught on camera: Bystanders watch topless men fighting in street
- Moment Lindsay Hoyle and Alex Salmond scream at each other
- Danielle Bregoli discusses fighting a 'crack head' with her mom
- 'I don't take no s***': Bus driver kicks drunk man off bus
- Watch Barack Obama wipe out in kite surfing battle
- McConnell blocks Warren from reading letter from MLK's wife
- Footage shows hostile environment that Alexander Blackman endured
- Melissa McCarthy nails screeching Sean Spicer on SNL
- Danielle went viral after appearing on Dr Phil in 2016
- Moment woman pops open her shirt by flexing her boobs
- Socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, 45, dies at her London...
- 'She hit my mom and I need to whoop her right now:'...
- Barack Obam-AIR! New photos show former president...
- San Francisco transit janitor who makes more than $250K a...
- Woman accused of Photoshopping an engaged stranger's face...
- 'My intestines were out... and she was grabbing hold of...
- Snow could hit London TONIGHT and it's set to be a white...
- Chilling moment four women are stranded on a rock in the...
- Tara's devastating secret illness in her own words: How...
- Thinking of her breaststroke? Distracted cameraman...
- The astonishing moment a Zebra's head is left poking out...
- Bridge of sighs: Disgusted mother, 19, spots a couple...
- Visiting daddy at work! Ivanka shares sweet snap of her...
- New male contraceptive jab that works for TWO YEARS:...
- Iraqi girl, 10, is 'bitten to death' with medieval...
- Manchester City star John Stones splashes out £3.4million...
- Mother is sentenced to 16 years in prison for incest,...
- 92% of left-wing activists live with their parents and...