Piranha 3DD (2012)

Actors: Joel Soisson (producer), Jonathan Shore (producer), Michael J Roberts (actor), David Hasselhoff (actor), Gary Busey (actor), Mark Canton (producer), Paul Scheer (actor), David Schifter (actor), David Koechner (actor), Ving Rhames (actor), Clu Gulager (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Adrian Martinez (actor), Harvey Weinstein (producer), Bob Weinstein (producer),

Plot: Lake Victory is a dead place after the tragic events with the invasion of prehistoric flesh-eaters piranhas. In Cross Lake, Merkin County, the greedy Chet opens The Big Wet Water Park against the will of his stepdaughter Maddy. When the van of her friends Travis and Ashley is found in the water and the couple is missing, Maddy and her friend Shelby miss them and they talk on a wooden deck on the lake; out of the blue, they are attacked by piranhas. Maddy visits the specialist in piranhas Mr. Carl Goodman with her former school friend Barry, who works at The Big Wet, and with her former boyfriend, Deputy Kyle, and they discover piranhas in the lake. However Chet refuses to shutdown his water park and soon his costumers are under the attack of the fearful piranhas.

Keywords: 3-dimensional, 3d-in-title, animal-attack, animal-in-title, bare-breasts, bathtub, beheaded, bitten-by-a-fish, bitten-in-the-face, bitten-on-the-leg
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Double the action. Double the terror. Double the D's. Terror Lurks Where You Least Expect It Twice the Teeth. Twice the Terror. No Body Is Safe. There's something fishy down there.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Deputy Fallon: Bring me my legs.

Deputy Fallon: I'm not afraid of some punk ass water... I'm not afraid of some punk ass water...

Chet: Double D's get in for free!

Deputy Fallon: I hate the water.::Andrew: I hate the fish!

David Hasselhoff: Welcome to rock bottom.

Shelby: Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.

Ashley: [referring to Shelby] She's afraid to have sex cause her slutty cousin gave birth to a flipper baby.

Mr. Goodman: [checks how many hits his video has] Ha! Eleven million hits, take that Laughing Diarrhea Baby!

Maddy: Chet, tell me you did not fire our lifeguards and replace them with... strippers.::Chet: Water-certified strippers.

Barry: [about Kyle] I don't see what he has that I don't have.::Travis: Six inches and a badge.

High School (2010)

Actors: Curtis Armstrong (actor), Adrien Brody (actor), Dug Rotstein (miscellaneous crew), Michael Barnes (miscellaneous crew), Michael Chiklis (actor), John O'Hurley (actor), Mykelti Williamson (actor), Yeardley Smith (actress), David Thornsberry (miscellaneous crew), Colin Hanks (actor), Michael Vartan (actor), Morris Lee Sullivan (actor), Mary Birdsong (actress), Andrew Wilson (actor), The Newton Brothers (composer),

Plot: A random drug test coincides with a high school valedictorian's first hit of pot. With his college scholarship at stake, he enlists the school's biggest stoner to help nullify the results of the screening - by getting the entire student body high.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Future going up in smoke? Make sure it's some primo shit. Random drug tests? You just can't study for them. Hit It June 1st

Quotes:

Psycho Ed: Whut?

Travis Breaux: Yo, why do they call you Paranoid?::Paranoid: [Interrupting] What? Why you wanna know, man?

Brandon Ellis: Mr. Esquire... can I have a card?::Psycho Ed: [Beat] Did he molest you, too?::Brandon Ellis: In my mind!

Travis Breaux: Be somebody!

Chad: Where the fuck is the administrations office?::Older Female Donor: Are you fucking with me?::Chad: What?::Older Female Donor: What?

Travis Breaux: Martin, how many brownies did you eat?::Martin Gordon: ...14?::Henry Burke: Jesus...::Travis Breaux: H Christ!

Dr. Leslie Gordon: [trying to take advantage of Tameka] Daddy wants some chocolate!

Chad: Where the fuck is the administrations office?

Older Female Donor: That sounded like a wet fart.

SC&aH; aka Funny Man (2010)

Actors: Sarah England (actress), Colemar Nichols (director), Colemar Nichols (editor), Colemar Nichols (writer), Benjamin Olson (writer), Carol Whitcraft (producer), Ben Whitcraft (editor), H.L. Garcia (actor), George Y. Jones (producer), Evan Davies (actor),

Plot: Sidney is a struggling stand-up comedian facing a make-or-break appearance on the most popular TV show in America, and has no material as well as writer's block. To salvage his career and sanity, he checks into a motel for a change of scenery and inspiration...

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Short,

It's Just Gary (2010)

Actors: Ash Gibson Greig (composer), Bill McCluskey (actor), Maurie Ogden (actor), Vincenzo Perrella (producer), Vincenzo Perrella (writer), Vincenzo Perrella (director), Dan Osborn (writer), Dan Osborn (producer), Dan Osborn (director), Lien See Leong (costume designer), Sam Longley (actor), Damon Lockwood (actor), Corinne Davies (actress), Geoff Miethe (actor), Chris Trappe (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Buying Porn (2007)

Actors: Angelica Pressello (miscellaneous crew), Joanna Scanlan (actress), Camille Benda (costume designer), David Brooks (actor), Dominic Norris (producer), Karl Theobald (actor), Martin Serene (actor), Adam Rudd (editor), Caz Roberts (miscellaneous crew), Rachel Wardlow (miscellaneous crew), Darren Higham (actor), Brett Foraker (writer), Brett Foraker (director), Lucy Layton (actress), Lynne Frank (producer),

Plot: Equal parts comedy and cautionary tale. A hallucinatory journey into one man's waking nightmare.

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: You always remember the first time

The Ferryman (2007)

Actors: Kerry Fox (actress), John Rhys-Davies (actor), Tamer Hassan (actor), Haim Frank Ilfman (composer), Matthew Metcalfe (producer), Matthew Metcalfe (writer), Craig Hall (actor), Nigel Galt (editor), Ben Fransham (actor), Paul Brett (producer), Lawrence Makoare (actor), Harry Harrison (miscellaneous crew), Nick Ward (writer), Julian Arahanga (actor), Nick Ward (writer),

Plot: A voyage from New Zealand to Fiji aboard a large sailboat seems to be a perfect holiday until a mysterious mist appears on the second day and a distress call is picked up on the radio. Going to the aid of the ship in trouble the yacht comes across a drifting fishing boat, and find one lone survivor. When this man is taken aboard the yacht strange events begin to happen and people start acting as if they were not themselves.

Keywords: beach, body-snatcher, distress-signal, fiji, fishing-boat, fog, immortality, knife, maori, mist
Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Everybody pays. Everyone must pay

Gone Baby Gone (2007)

Actors: Harry Gregson-Williams (composer), Dawn Barkan (miscellaneous crew), Ben Affleck (writer), Michael K. Williams (actor), Ben Affleck (director), Amy Madigan (actress), Titus Welliver (actor), John Ashton (actor), Casey Affleck (actor), Victor Franko (actor), Ed Harris (actor), Morgan Freeman (actor), Mark Margolis (actor), Jeff Galpin (miscellaneous crew), Francie Brown (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: When 4 year old Amanda McCready disappears from her home and the police make little headway in solving the case, the girl's aunt Beatrice McCready hires two private detectives Patrick Kenzie and Angie Gennaro. The detectives freely admit that they have little experience with this type of case, but the family wants them for two reasons - they're not cops and they know the tough Boston neighborhood in which they all live. As the case progresses, Kenzie and Gennaro face drug dealers, gangs and pedophiles. When they are about to solve their case, they are faced with a moral dilemma that could tear them apart.

Keywords: african-american, alcoholic-relapse, american-flag, aunt-niece-relationship, bad-mother, bag-of-money, bar, bare-chested-male, bartender, based-on-novel
Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Everyone Wants The Truth... Until They Find It. Hope begins where the secrets end.

Quotes:

Patrick Kenzie: Cheese, if you ever disrespect her again like that, I'm gonna pull your fuckin' card, okay? So you're saying you didn't do it, fine. We'll take your money, and we'll be on our way. When it turns out you're lying, I'm gonna spend every nickel of that money to fuck you up. I'm gonna bribe cops to go after you, I'm gonna pay guys to go after your weak fuckin' crew, and I'm gonna tell all the guys I know that you're a C.I. and a rat, and I know a lot of people. And after that, you're gonna wish you listened to me, 'cause your shitty pool hall crime syndicate headquarters is gonna get raided, and your doped-up bitches are gonna get sent back to Laos, and this fuckin' retard right here is gonna be testifying against you for a reduced sentence, while you're gettin' cornholed in your cell by a gang of crackers. 'Cause from what I've heard, the guys that get sent up Concord for killing kids, life's a motherfucker.::Cheese: [points gun at Kenzie] You come 'round here again, and I'm gonna get discourteous on your ass.

[from trailer]::Patrick Kenzie: He lied to me. Now I can't think of one reason big enough for him to lie about that's small enough not to matter.

[last lines]::Patrick Kenzie: [referring to her doll] Is that Mirabelle?::Amanda McCready: Annabelle.

Angie Gennaro: So you're bringing the FBI into this?::Detective Remy Bressant: That's the worst thing we could do.::Angie Gennaro: Why is that?::Detective Remy Bressant: Because I don't want to see Cheese kill Amanda after he opens a bag full of newspapers.::Angie Gennaro: It's kidnapping.::Detective Remy Bressant: I don't see a note. Do you see a note?::Nick Poole: Nope. No note.::Detective Remy Bressant: We're investigating a missing children's case here. Kidnapping has nothing to do with it. The fastest way to get Amanda home is go to Cheese, swap the money for her, and walk away. Plain and simple.::Helene McCready: [to Patrick] Do you know Cheese?::Patrick Kenzie: I knew his brother better - Jude. He was a sweet kid. Cheese went another way.::Helene McCready: He wouldn't hurt her, right?::Nick Poole: [sarcastically] Ask Ray.::Patrick Kenzie: All right, listen. All he cares about is his money. If he gets it back, he's not going to hurt her. Maybe.::Detective Remy Bressant: Just keep your mouths shut, okay? We'll get her back. It'll be fine.::Helene McCready: You're going to talk to him?::Detective Remy Bressant: Yeah, that's the idea.::Helene McCready: Well tell him I'm sorry, all right? I mean, he knows me. Just tell him I apologize.::Nick Poole: [sarcastically] Yeah, I'm sure that'll fix everything.

Detective Remy Bressant: Kids forgive, they don't judge, they turn the other cheek, and what do they get for it?

Detective Remy Bressant: I planted evidence on a guy once, back in '95. We were paying $100 an eight-ball to snitches. We got a call from our pal, Ray Likanski. He couldn't find enough guys to rat out. Anyway, he tells us there's a guy pumping up in an apartment up in Columbia Point. We go in, me and Nicky. Fifteen years ago, when Nicky went in, it was no joke. So it's a... it's a stash house, right? The old lady's beat to shit, the husband's mean, cracked out, trying to give us trouble, Nicky lays him down. We're doing an inventory, but it looks like we messed up because there's no dope in the house, and I go in the back room. Now, this place was a shithole, mind you? Rats, roaches, all over the place. But the kid's room, in the back, was spotless. No, I mean, he swept it, mopped it; it was immaculate. The little boy's sitting on the bed, holding onto his playstation for dear life. There's no expression on his face, tears streaming down. He wants to tell me he just learned his multiplication tables.::Patrick Kenzie: Christ.::Detective Remy Bressant: I mean, the father's got him in this crack den, subsisting on twinkies and ass-whippings, and this little boy just wants someone to tell him that he's doing a good job. You're worried what's Catholic? I mean, kids forgive. Kids don't judge. Kids turn the other cheek. What do they get for it? So I went back out there, I put an ounce of heroin on the living room floor, and I sent the father on a ride, seven to life.::Patrick Kenzie: That's was the right thing?::Detective Remy Bressant: [yelling] Fucking A! You gotta take a side. You molest a child, you beat a child, you're not on my side. If you see me coming, you better run, because I am gonna lay you the fuck down! Easy.::Patrick Kenzie: Don't feel easy.::Detective Remy Bressant: Is the kid better off without his father? Yeah. But okay, I mean, could be out there right now pumping with a gun in his waistband. It's a war, man. Are we winning? No.

[first lines]::Patrick Kenzie: I always believed it was the things you don't choose that makes you who you are. Your city, your neighborhood, your family. People here take pride in these things, like it was something they'd accomplished. The bodies around their souls, the cities wrapped around those. I lived on this block my whole life; most of these people have. When your job is to find people who are missing, it helps to know where they started. I find the people who started in the cracks and then fell through. This city can be hard. When I was young, I asked my priest how you could get to heaven and still protect yourself from all the evil in the world. He told me what God said to His children. "You are sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents, yet innocent as doves."

Helene McCready: I feel like 9/11 now.

Detective Remy Bressant: If you see me comin' you better run cause I'm gonna lay you the fuck down!

Patrick Kenzie: What makes you think Ray hasn't spent all the money?::Helene McCready: Nigga please, I hid it.

19 Miles to Vegas (2005)

Actors: Shane Valdés (producer), Shane Valdés (director), Shane Valdés (writer), Lee Diskin (actor), Lee Diskin (editor), Lee Diskin (producer), Lee Diskin (writer), Justin LaForge (actor), Ryan Curtis (actor), Regan Zajac (actress), Regan Zajac (producer), Jason D. Beck (actor), Jen Creed (producer), Jason D. Beck (composer), Jonathan Baravong (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Drink That In (2002)

Actors: Lincoln Kupchak (editor), Georgiana Tarjan (actress), Jack Jozefson (actor), Dave Jacobs (actor), Tim Everitt (director), Harley Mitchell (actor),

Genres: Short,

Hold That Line (1952)

Actors: Tom Kennedy (actor), Ted Jordan (actor), Tom Coleman (actor), Benny Bartlett (actor), Paul Bryar (actor), Franklyn Farnum (actor), Byron Foulger (actor), Bernard Gorcey (actor), Bernard Gorcey (actor), David Gorcey (actor), Leo Gorcey (actor), Huntz Hall (actor), Tom Hanlon (actor), Taylor Holmes (actor), Perc Launders (actor),

Plot: In a precursor to Trading Places (1983), the Bowery Boys are enrolled in a fancy college by a pair of rich snobs who think they can turn the Boys into classy guys. Sach becomes a football star, and is kidnapped by gangsters to keep him out of the big game.

Keywords: all-american, american-football, b-movie, big-game, bowery-boys, cheerleader, cigarette-smoking, co-ed, coach, college
Genres: Action, Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: They've Gone COLLEGE CRAZY! It's their dizziest laff hit! Meet The WHIZ KIDS! They're a scream team of All-American drawbacks! They're a RAZZLE DAZZLE RIOT as COLLEGIATE CUT-UPS! They're a SCREAM Team Of All-American RIOTS! ZANY, ALL-AMERICA LAUGH-BACKS! (original ad - all caps) They'll have you holding your sides -- from laughing!