You're a self-appointed pimple popper and proud.
From dildos to prostate massagers, who even needs a Valentine?
From swans to matching denim.
Global warming melting the Arctic will help deliver more Russian oil to the world. Which will lead to more global warming.
Where in the Empire State should your mind be?
Oh great, the story continues.
They might as well be on different planets.
Ketchup mixed with mayonnaise = yum.
Are you more audio or visual?
Haters will say these images are fake.
We're nothing if not honest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There's only one way to find out.
Paul McCartney is long dead.
I'm low-key obsessed.
Advice from a stripper: Never drink the wine at a strip club.
"I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
Tell us films that you think would benefit from a modern day treatment.
Do you see "words" or "sword"?
You can go from having a pleasant conversation with a friend to bitching about them on the phone within seconds.
Aladdin landing in a brothel went way over my head as a kid.
"Leguizamo is the young, gifted, and Latino hero we’d been waiting for."
From the Upper East Side to the shores of the OC...
Tattoo artist Kevin Paul tells us what it's like to ink celebs.
THEIR LOVE IS STILL LIKE THE WIND.
"Are you still a nurse or did they fire you for sleeping with all the doctors?"
If only they could enjoy these stellar memes.
Your ears deserve a treat.
*makes pterodactyl noises*
Where to dine in style this year.
Are you really more awkward than everyone else?
Because no one should be ashamed of their nipples, the human body is magnificent! #FREETHENIPPLE
You're the life and soul of the party in front of your friends, but in front of new people you're a completely different person.
Blow-drying your bum is so, so nice.
Sansa doesn't fuck around.
An email presented at the high court today shows that the business secretary was told by a senior civil servant his "gut instinct" was that sales to the kingdom should be stopped.
Four of Scotland's five political parties formally rejected the UK government's plan to start the Brexit process, but the vote will not stop it from happening.
BuzzFeed readers have donated to a legal fund as Irene Clennell's family fight to keep her in Britain, where she has lived for nearly 30 years.
Exclusive: BuzzFeed News has learned that Sadiq Khan has asked his night czar, Amy Lamé, to raise longstanding accusations of discrimination with the venue.
For those of you asking, "How the fuck does American government work?"
Among the proposals are plans to make longer-term rental tenancies widely available, but critics say the plans don't go far enough.
The president said terror attacks are "not even being reported" by the media. The White House later released a list of 78 incidents that failed to support his claim.
The company announces changes to timeline and search designed to hide "potentially abusive or low-quality" tweets and a policy update intended to crack down on abusive accounts from repeat offenders.
"Patients we see are not health tourists. They are vulnerable people who have come here because of trauma in their own countries and then become ill."
With a weakening Socialist party, France's socialist voters are turning to independent candidate Emmanuel Macron in this year's presidential election.
Look at Obama riding that wave.
Campaign Against Arms Trade alleges that weapons being sold by the British government to Saudi Arabia are being used in human rights violations in Yemen.
* shovels food directly into mouth *
Because no one should be ashamed of their nipples, the human body is magnificent! #FREETHENIPPLE
"Lady Gaga just went for more yards in the air than the Patriots have so far."
"What time should we call your Uber?"
The best kind of fortune-telling.
"I'm not here to be your buddy. I'm here to swallow gum, I'm here to take names."
You could stare at the comets crashing over the Netscape logo for hours.
"Guys, these Bowling Green Massacre jokes are a little too soon. Out of respect, we should wait until it takes place."
"Sweden is a feminist government and this is a very important law that we just decided on."
"I'm just happy that our story didn't die with our daughter, and that some good can hopefully come out of this."
Even in the darkest of times, a dog's shaved asshole will make you laugh.
I believe that the cute does go on.
There's nothing hidden in your head this sorting quiz can't see.
The suspensions were due to "alcohol-related policy violations."
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
He's got the backward hat on and everything.
"My emo ass is shook."
Warning: This cuteness may induce unexpected vomiting.
Pinterest was right about this.
Carbs, glorious carbs.
The Carter family grows.
"I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter."
They are savage AF.
“Why miss it, we are all out right now, aren’t we?”
Taylor Swift's embrace of victimhood doesn't begin and end with Kanye West – it can be traced back to the start of her decade-long career in both her music and her relationship with the media.