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Kristen Stewart lambasted Donald Trump at the beginning of Saturday Night Live
The actress, 26, recounted how the president tweeted about her 11 times
Trump accused Stewart of cheating on actor Robert Pattinson 'like a dog'
The mogul even invited Pattinson to the Miss Universe pageant, saying seeing the contestants would make him 'reconsider'
Stewart also dropped an F-bomb doing her monologue and joked that Trump probably wouldn't like her because she is 'so gay'

Published: 01:16 EST, 5 February 2017 | Updated: 01:26 EST, 5 February 2017

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Kristen Stewart ripped into Donald Trump during her Saturday Night Live monologue, recounting the president's Twitter obsession with her 2012 cheating scandal and joking that he must have been in love with her boyfriend.

'Four years ago I was dating this guy named Robert,' she said. 'We broke up and then we got back together and for some reason it made Donald Trump go insane.'

The actress quoted several tweets by the president, in which he accused her of cheating on Pattinson 'like a dog' and urged the actor to break up with her. At one point, Trump even invited Pattinson to the Miss Universe pageant - prompting Stewart to say the mogul most have had a crush on the actor.

Stewart also accidentally used the F-word during her opening monologue, clasping her hand over her mouth when she realized what she'd said, and joked that the president probably wouldn't like her because she was 'so gay'.

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Kristen Stewart ripped into Donald Trump during her Saturday Night Live monologue (pictured), recounting the president's Twitter obsession with her 2012 cheating scandal

'I'm here to promote my movie Twilight, which this week has been on iTunes for eight years,' Stewart began.

'I'm a little nervous to be hosting because I know the president is probably watching and I don't think he likes me that much. Here's how I know.'

She then recounted Trump's string of tweets in which he said Pattinson could 'do better' than Stewart and urged him several times to break up with her.

'Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!' Trump tweeted in October 2012, four years before being elected president.

Donald Trump (pictured left Saturday night) sent out a series of tweets in 2012 urging Robert Pattinson (right) to break up with Stewart. He even invited him to the Miss Universe pageant

'Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert,' he added in another message.

'I know what you're thinking,' Stewart said in her monologue Saturday. 'That's so crazy, the president tweeted about you once. No no - the president tweeted about me 11 times.'

The crowd laughed as Stewart quoted yet another of the billionaire's tweets.

Trump at one point addressed Pattinson directly in one of his messages , writing: 'Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.'

Stewart (pictured during her opening monologue) offered up her own interpretation of Trump's invitation to Pattinson, joking: 'I think he's in love with my boyfriend'

The mogul even invited Pattinson to the Miss Universe pageant. He owned the franchise at the time.

'Miss Universe 2012 Pageant will be airing live on @nbc & @Telemundo december 19th. Open invite stands for Robert Pattinson,' Trump wrote.

'So to be fair,' Steward said Saturday, 'I don't think Donald Trump hated me. I think he's in love with my boyfriend.'

She then said the president was 'not a huge fan' of her.

So yeah thats crazy the pres is not a huge fan of me

'But that is so OK,' she said, 'and Donald - if you didn't like me then, you're really probably not gonna like me now because I'm hosting SNL and I'm, like, so gay, dude.'

The crowd cheered and clapped as Steward ended her monologue, joined by comediennes Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant.

At one point, she tried to reassure them that she 'totally cared' about being on the show - and got so carried away she accidentally dropped an F-bomb.

She stopped mid-sentence and apologized before carrying on - and joking that she would never come back on the show again.

At one point, Stewart tried to reassure comediennes Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant that she 'totally cared' about being on the show - and accidentally dropped an F-bomb