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Kristen Stewart stripped off for a lesbian kiss in a hilarious parody of a Super Bowl commercial as she hosted the latest episode of Saturday Night Live.

Twilight star Stewart, who earlier took shots at Donald Trump and joked about her sexuality, seduced a married housewife at a Super Bowl party in the commercial for frozen pizza rolls.

Stewart showed up with her brother at a party and found an instant sexual connection with the housewife host, played by Vanessa Bayer.

SOOO gay: Kristen Stewart stripped off for a lesbian kiss in a hilarious parody of a Super Bowl commercial as she hosted the latest episode of Saturday Night Live

The women touched hands gently over the Totino’s snacks as Kristen, playing Sabine, asked Vanessa what ‘she was hungry for’ before they caressed and danced together slowly in the kitchen.

Bayer even drew a nude picture of Stewart holding one of the snacks seductively.

‘Every big game before this I have been asleep, but Sabine, you have awoken me,’ she told Kristen.

‘I feel like we are the only two people on Earth. My husband has his Totino’s. And you. You are my Totino.’

Hot: The Twilight star seduced a married housewife - played by Vanessa Bayer - at a Super Bowl party in the commercial for frozen pizza rolls

Still a better love story than Twilight: Stewart showed up with her brother at a party and found an instant sexual connection with the housewife host

Hungry: The women touched hands gently over the Totino’s snacks as Kristen, playing Sabine, asked Vanessa what ‘she was hungry for’ before they caressed and danced together slowly in the kitchen

They then sprayed each other with water from the tap before they stripped off and laid together on the kitchen table, rubbing each other with the snacks and kissing passionately.

Oblivious to the passion, the men in the living room shouted back for their snacks.

‘Whats taking so long with those Totino’s are you guys making out back there?’ the husband hollered as the women kissed.

Titanic: Bayer even drew a nude picture of Stewart holding one of the snacks seductively

Accent: ‘Every big game before this I have been asleep, but Sabine, you have awoken me,’ she told Kristen

How romantic: : ‘I feel like we are the only two people on Earth. My husband has his Totino’s. And you. You are my Totino.’

In her opening monologue, she poked fun at Donald Trump after his obsessive tweets following her break-up with Robert Pattinson in 2012.

She conceded the President didn't like her very much because 'I'm hosting SNL and I'm SOOO gay'.

Later Kristen played a college student at UCONN who had been caught drinking in her dorm and was forced at attend a ‘Dry Friday’ pizza party.

Wet: They then sprayed each other with water from the tap before they stripped off and laid together on the kitchen table

Some ad: The continued rubbing each other with the snacks and kissing passionately

Men: Oblivious to the passion, the men in the living room shouted back for their snacks

As the group admitted their worst drinking experiences Kristen told the group she had drunk 40 beers, stripped naked, then chopped down 35 trees on campus with a chainsaw.

‘Ive done it, you’ve done it but of course this time I got caught,’ she said.

Stewart then told the group that the weekend before she had woken up with a ‘no hawk’ and pulled off her woolly hat to show her hair had a line ‘shaved’ through it.

She then joked she had once woken up with a dog tracking chip in her neck, before starting to undo her jeans to show the group an ‘indigenous disk’ and admitted she once found an egg hidden in her privates.

Out: In her opening monologue she conceded the President didn't like her very much because 'I'm hosting SNL and I'm SOOO gay'

Busted: Later Kristen played a college student at UCONN who had been caught drinking in her dorm and was forced at attend a ‘Dry Friday’ pizza party

No-hawk: Stewart then told the group that the weekend before she had woken up with a ‘no-hawk’ and pulled off her woolly hat to show her hair had a line ‘shaved’ through it

Grim: She then joked she had once woken up with a dog tracking chip in her neck, before starting to undo her jeans to show the group an ‘indigenous disk’ and admitted she once found an egg hidden in her privates

Kristen then appeared on stage, wearing a figure-hugging black, red and blue crochet dress to introduce singer Alessia Cara as the musical guest.

Colin Jost and Michael Che then took to the Weekend Update desk to add to the lampooning of Donald Trump.

‘Everything people said Donald Trump couldn’t do he just does. His slogan should have been ‘Yes We Can,’ laughed Che.

Sheer: Kristen then appeared on stage, wearing a figure-hugging black, red and blue crochet dress to introduce the musical guest

She's here: Singer Alessia Cara put on a powerful performance

Easy target: Colin Jost and Michael Che then took to the Weekend Update desk to add to the lampooning of Donald Trump

‘"You can’t ban Muslims." "Yes We Can".

‘Just two weeks as president and he is putting up walls and kicking people out. Trump is gut renovating the country like its a crack house on Flip Or Flop.’

Jost then took aim at Trump’s travel ban being blocked by a federal judge.

‘Trump is not too worried about that, because for him getting temporarily blocked is just foreplay,’ said Jost.

Jost then said Trump’s ban was like claiming you were not banning white people ‘Just people who like LaLaLand.’ 

Reality show: Che quipped ‘Just two weeks as president and he is putting up walls and kicking people out. Trump is gut renovating the country like its a crack house on Flip Or Flop.’

Never forget: Jost then slammed Kellyanne Conway for her fake ‘Bowling Green Massacre’ claim

Jost then slammed Kellyanne Conway for her fake ‘Bowling Green Massacre’ claim.

‘In response Congress immediately launched an investigation into Hilary Clinton’s role in the Bowling Green Massacre,’ said Jost.

The comic then joked about Trump’s spat with Australia and said the president was had threaten to hit the country with a 20 per cent import tax on Hemsworth brothers.

Che then poked fun at Trump’s ‘Killers’ interview.

‘So the sitting president of the United States just said the U.S government is a bunch of killers. I mean he is not wrong but you are supposed to sugarcoat it man,’ said Che.

New England: Kristen then returned to the show to take part in the Family Feud Super Bowl edition, playing Tom Brady’s Supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen, while Bobby Moynihan played Bill Belichick, Alex Moffat was Casey Affleck and Melissa Villasenor played Lady Gaga

Atlanta: Representing the Atlanta Falcons Kate McKinnon played Justin Bieber, Leslie Jones played Samuel L. Jackson, Aidy Bryant played Paula Dean, while Beck Bennett took on the role of NFL commissioner Rodger Goodell

Jost then zinged Trump by saying that we were all learning a lot about the world form the president.

‘I never knew who the prime minister of Australia was because our president had never hung up on him before.

‘We are learning which Muslim countries are threats and which Muslim countries have Trump hotels.

‘We are even learning about important historical events that never happened. And we are learning that Frederick Douglass is alive and well.’ 

Another accent: ‘I love the American Super Bowl where millions of people come together to watch TV and eat this garbage,' she said

Clinched it: It came down to Stewart who chose ’The beautiful spirit of togetherness that makes us all part of the tapestry of humanity’ as the top item you bring to a party to win the game for the Patriots

Kristen then returned to the show to take part in the Family Feud Super Bowl edition, playing Tom Brady’s Supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen.

‘I love the American Super Bowl where millions of people come together to watch TV and eat this garbage,’ she said before taking on Justin Bieber, payed by Kate McKinnon.

Representing the Atlanta Falcons Leslie Jones played Samuel L. Jackson, Aidy Bryant played Paula Dean, while Beck Bennett took on the role of NFL commissioner Rodger Goodell.

Joining Kristen Stewart on the Patriots side were Bobby Moynihan as Bill Belichick, Alex Moffat as Casey Affleck and Melissa Villasenor as Lady Gaga.

Awww: Stewart then played a girl in a coffee shop alongside Pete Davidson in the ‘MeetCute’ sketch

The one: After chatting over coffee and agreeing to go on a date Davidson realized he did not know her name, where they were meeting or her phone number as he desperately searched for her

Missed connection: Stewart’s Claire character was stood up but with Pete’s Steve character dramatically shouting in the street she heard him and asked him up - but forgot to tell him the apartment in the giant block she was in

It came down to Stewart who chose ’The beautiful spirit of togetherness that makes us all part of the tapestry of humanity’ as the top item you bring to a party to win the game for the Patriots.

Stewart then played a girl in a coffee shop alongside Pete Davidson in the ‘MeetCute’ sketch.

After chatting over coffee and agreeing to go on a date Davidson realized he did not know her name, where they were meeting or her phone number as he desperately searched for her.

Role Dahl: For her final sketch, Kristen played Charlie in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Faker: And Stewart was not happy to discover that her grandfather, played by Pete Davidson, could actually walk when he hopped out of bed to sing

Stewart’s Claire character was stood up but with Pete’s Steve character dramatically shouting in the street she heard him and asked him up - but forgot to tell him the apartment in the giant block she was in.

For her final sketch, Kristen played Charlie in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

And Stewart was not happy to discover that her grandfather, played by Pete Davidson, could actually walk when he hopped out of bed to sing.

‘I thought you had terrible polio,’ she told him.

‘Oh God know, I am old not sick,’ he replied as Stewart told him she had to drop out of school and work for a bookmaker because she thought he was ill and refused to take him to the factory.

Upcoming: Alec Baldwin - who guest stared once again as Donald Trump - returns to host for a record 17th time next week