Kit et Holly (2013)

Actors: Felipe Follador Scofield (editor), Felipe Follador Scofield (producer), Felipe Follador Scofield (writer), Felipe Follador Scofield (director), Pedro Pontoni (producer), Pedro Pontoni (director), Luan Buettgen (actor), Amandha Gaio (actress),

Genres: Short, Thriller,

Freight (2010)

Actors: Andrew Tiernan (actor), Billy Murray (producer), Billy Murray (actor), Jason Croot (actor), Craig Fairbrass (actor), Joe Egan (actor), Stuart St. Paul (writer), Stuart St. Paul (producer), Stuart St. Paul (director), Stuart St. Paul (producer), Zsolt Nagy (actor), Mike Mitchell (actor), Tamsin Spivey (miscellaneous crew), Danny Midwinter (actor), Laura Aikman (actress),

Plot: A Russian gang operating in Leeds with no respect for the laws of England, traffic Eastern Europeans in containers then enslave them, the women to sex, the men to illegal fights. They cross local businessman Gabe Taylor and a war escalates, but when his daughter is taken to be sold into the sex trade, Gabe fights back.

Keywords: anti-hero, bag-over-head, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, barn, beaten-to-death, beating, blood, blood-splatter, bound-and-gagged
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: One country. Two worlds....about to collide

Kinulayang kiti (2009)

Actors: Allan Paule (actor), Bembol Roco (actor), Anna Isabelle Matutina (editor), Richard Legaspi (producer), Richard Legaspi (writer), Richard Legaspi (director), Katherine Luna (actress), Jess Santiago (composer), Eloisa Espino-Sanchez (producer), Paulina Reyes (actress), Joana Marie Martin (actress), Jimrocky Tanco (actor), Mark Balatbat (actor), Ramon Palencia (actor), Owen Banaag (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Monster-in-Law (2005)

Actors: Will Arnett (actor), Paula Weinstein (producer), Chris Bender (producer), Jennifer Lopez (actress), J.C. Spink (producer), Toby Emmerich (producer), Jimmy Jean-Louis (actor), Wanda Sykes (actress), Mark Moses (actor), Jane Fonda (actress), Bruce Gray (actor), Elaine Stritch (actress), Adam Scott (actor), Lori A. Balton (miscellaneous crew), David Newman (composer),

Plot: After years of looking for Mr. Right, Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini finally finds the man of her dreams, Kevin Fields, only to discover that his mother, Viola, is the woman of her nightmares. A recently fired news anchor who is afraid she will lose her son the way she has just lost her career, Viola determines to scare off her son's new fiancé by becoming the world's worst mother-in-law. While Viola's long-time assistant Ruby does her best to help Viola execute her crazy schemes, Charlie decides to fight back and the gloves come off as the two women battle it out to see just who is the alpha-female.

Keywords: 555-phone-number, air-horn, allergy, anxiety, anxiety-attack, apology, background-check, bad-behavior, bad-mother, bath
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: She met the perfect man. Then she met his mother. He gave her a ring. His mom gave her a finger. This relationship is going to be a real mother.

Quotes:

[Viola has a hissy fit]::Ruby: [departing with the champagne] Gonna need something stronger than this.

Ruby: [fighting Viola for the nut-tainted gravy] I think you dislocated my vagina.

Ruby: Fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo.

Dr. Kevin Fields: What are you doing the rest of your life?

Viola Fields: The flower girls are drunk again!

[trying on and ripping a dress that's too small]::Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Oh, man! I've got *two* asses!

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: And about the holidays...::Viola Fields: Are you gonna keep me away?::Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: You must be present for every Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthday, school play, clarinet recital, and soccer game in our kids' lives. I want you to love them, and spoil them and teach them things that Kevin and I can't. Like how to throw a right hook for example. I want you there, Viola. I do, up front and center. From this point i will not negotiate.::Ruby: Damn, that girl can give a nice little speech!

Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!::Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.::Viola Fields: Thank You.::Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.::Viola Fields: Black. Yeah, she said she was in mourning. I just want my son to be happy.::Ruby: Whatever made you think he wasn't?

Viola Fields: What do you do for fun?::Pop Star: I love watching really old movies. They're my favorite.::Viola Fields: Really? Really? Which ones?::Pop Star: Well, "Grease" and "Grease II." Um, "Benji." I love "Benji." "Free Willy," um..."Legally Blonde," "The Little Mermaid."

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: What color are my eyes?::Dr. Kevin Fields: Well, at first glance your eyes are brown. But when the light hits them, they change to amber. And if you look really close around the iris, the color is pure honey. But when you look into the sun, they almost look green. That's my favorite.

Pangako sa 'yo (2000)

Actors: Ricky Davao (actor), Ernie Zarate (actor), Richard Quan (actor), Juan Rodrigo (actor), Vic Vargas (actor), Jay Manalo (actor), Pocholo Montes (actor), Tonton Gutierrez (actor), Ramon Christopher (actor), Paolo Contis (actor), Jestoni Alarcon (actor), Cris Daluz (actor), Bing Davao (actor), Perla Bautista (actress), Amy Austria (actress),

Genres: ,

Maybe Baby (2000)

Actors: Ben Elton (writer), Anna B. Sheppard (costume designer), Joely Richardson (actress), David M. Thompson (producer), Colin Towns (composer), Ben Elton (writer), Rowan Atkinson (actor), Hugh Laurie (actor), Emma Thompson (actress), Joanna Lumley (actress), John Fortune (actor), Dawn French (actress), Tom Hollander (actor), Hugh Laurie (director), Ben Elton (director),

Plot: Sam and Lucy Bell are a married couple who seem to have it all: good looks, successful careers and an enthusiastic love life. The only thing they lack is the one thing they want most - a baby. They try everything in their efforts to reproduce: New Age chanting, acupuncture, creative lovemaking... but all this hectic schedule achieves is improvement in their cardiovascular systems. Ovulation charts soon replace spontaneity, when the couple reluctantly deliver themselves into the hands of medical professionals. At the same time, as Sam comes to find his job increasingly unfulfilling, he sets his sights on writing a screenplay, but writer's block strikes. Encouraged to 'look within' by his hippie friend Druscilla, Sam is inspired: he will write a comedy about a couple trying for a baby! But Lucy is horrified at the idea, and forbids him to tell their story. Sam and Lucy's love for each other, the most important thing they both have, will now truly be put to the test...with surprising results.

Keywords: acupuncture, adaptation-directed-by-original-author, african-anglo, alternative-comedy, baby, baby-boy, based-on-novel, basset-hound, bathtub, bbc
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Quotes:

Lucy Bell: [writes in her diary]Carl Phipps came into work today all brooding and Byronic. He looked like the dispossessed lord of a bleak Mooreland estate. I swear his aftershave smelled of heather.

Sheila: Well Mr. Phipps, you are in perilous danger of turning me back into a heterosexual.

Ewan Proclaimer: "Sick Junkie" is a comedy about a group of normal, ordinary kids - all heroin addicts, of course. Possibly Welsh, maybe Irish, probably Scottish. We see a week in their ordinary, mundane lives. They inject heroin into their eyeballs. They have babies in toilets. They get AIDS. They try and raise veins on their private parts in order to inject more heroin. They kill a social worker. They have anal sex in exchange for heroin, which turns out to be cut with bleach, and kills them. They have abortions. They're raped by gangs of English policemen.::Sam Bell: [interrupting] Excuse me. Um, I just want to make sure I'm following this... This is a comedy we're discussing, is it?::Ewan Proclaimer: It's total comedy. But real comedy about what's actually happening to kids today. Not escapist English crap.

Ewan Proclaimer: Isn't that amazing? Grown men and women that have to be taught how to use a hypodermic needle. It's extraordinary.

Lucy Bell: [reading] Samuel Bell: sperm test. 30% sluggish.::Sam Bell: Sluggish? Is that the word they use? [Lucy nods] Well, couldn't they have found a nicer way of putting it? Like relaxed or unhurried? Relaxed, laid back sperm I can handle, but sluggish?::Lucy Bell: Motility poor.::Sam Bell: Oh, that is just an outrageous slur!::Lucy Bell: 41% swimming in the wrong direction.::Sam Bell: They're in a plastic pot! How are they supposed to know what the right direction is?

Ewan Proclaimer: This stuff is great... but it occurs to me that we might be missing out on some comedy. What if Rachel's fertility meds gets mixed in with Colin's drug stash and she injects that instead?::Sam Bell: [sarcastically] Yes, that would be good, except, damn! Colin doesn't take drugs.

Ewan Proclaimer: What do you think?::Sam Bell: Honestly, with the disappearance of the rainforests, I thought it was ecologically unsound for him to turn in such a wooden performance. Anal, repressed, and uptight.::Ewan Proclaimer: Exactly! A totally convincing Englishman.

Sam Bell: [singing] I've my sperm test tomorrow and my pot is on the shelf. I've got my sperm test tomorrow and my pot is on the shelf. I'm gonna have to go in, sit down, and abuse myself.

Lucy Bell: [about Sam's sperm test] Conclusion...::Sam Bell: I've got slack, stupid sperm. That's the bloody conclusion. The stuff's been dawdling back up my dick all these years, bumping into each other, getting their abnormal tails tangled.

George: [of Dave the comedian] Is he getting better or have I finally lost the will to resist?

Jin yu man tang (1995)

Actors: Hark Tsui (director), Marco Mak (editor), Lowell Lo (composer), Hark Tsui (writer), Kar-Ying Law (actor), Hark Tsui (producer), Bak-Ming Wong (producer), Ka-Kui Ho (actor), Leslie Cheung (actor), Anita Yuen (actress), Kenny Bee (actor), Yat-fei Wong (actor), Shun Lau (actor), Bun Yuen (miscellaneous crew), Wing-Cho Yip (actor),

Plot: Kit is a gangster looking to start a new life as a chef in Canada, so he can be closer to his girlfriend. But in his struggle to learn the fine art of cuisine, he runs across a red-headed beauty who will change his plans, and soon finds himself off in search of the retired master who can teach him how to win in the ultimate cooking challenge.

Keywords: cooking, food
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Gli specialisti (1969)

Actors: Sergio Corbucci (producer), Sergio Corbucci (writer), Angela Luce (actress), Gastone Moschin (actor), Riccardo Pizzuti (actor), Françoise Fabian (actress), Mimmo Poli (actor), Mario Castellani (actor), Mario Adorf (actor), Johnny Hallyday (actor), Johnny Hallyday (actor), Pietro Ceccarelli (actor), Serge Marquand (actor), Remo De Angelis (actor), Angelo Francesco Lavagnino (composer),

Genres: Western,

The Magnet (1950)

Actors: Joan Hickson (actress), Kay Walsh (actress), Sam Kydd (actor), Meredith Edwards (actor), Wylie Watson (actor), Thora Hird (actress), Grace Arnold (actress), Joss Ambler (actor), Harold Goodwin (actor), Russell Waters (actor), James Fox (actor), James Robertson Justice (actor), James Knight (actor), William Alwyn (composer), Michael Balcon (producer),

Plot: A mixture of a psychological study of a ten-year-old boy, an English domestic comedy and a satire on psychologists finds young Johnny Brent, the only child of a pair of psychologists, trading an "invisible watch" to a much-younger child for a large magnet. His nurse/nanny accuses him of stealing and scolds him and he runs away. He soon convinces himself that the police are after him and following several unsuccessful attempts to get rid of the magnet, he presents it to an organizer of a fund-raising campaign for acquiring an iron-lung for the local hospital. The magnet is one of the auction items and finally is mounted on the iron-lung as a tribute to the unknown donor. Meanwhile, the father makes a completely inaccurate diagnosis for the mother of the boy's worries. In the end the boy meets the child he thought had died as a result of losing the magnet, and trades the boy back for the return of his "invisible watch" the gold medal the town mayor had given him for his part in the hospital campaign.

Keywords: 1950s, accusation, announcer, auction, auctioneer, campaign, child-psychologist, children, deception, delinquent
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It turned the whole town TOPSY-TURVY!

The New Frontier (1935)

Actors: Frank Ball (actor), Chuck Baldra (actor), Allan Cavan (actor), Art Dillard (actor), Al Bridge (actor), Jack Evans (actor), Sam Flint (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Pat Harmon (actor), John Ince (actor), Earl Dwire (actor), Jack Kirk (actor), Theodore Lorch (actor), Cactus Mack (actor), Murdock MacQuarrie (actor),

Plot: In 1889 pioneers race ahead of the law to claim free land in Oklahoma, forming wide-open towns. In one such, citizens elect Milt Dawson to challenge the self-appointed rule of gambler Ace Holmes, only to have him shot in the back. But leading the next batch of settlers is Milt's quick-on-the-draw son John, who gets help from friendly outlaws.

Keywords: gambler, murder, oklahoma, revenge
Genres: Western,