How you like your Vegemite on toast is probably the most personal opinion any true blue Australian may hold. It usually goes two different ways: either with butter or margarine – or if it should be spread thin or thick.
Personally, I prefer it lightly speckled across my toast like a Jackson Pollock canvas. But we can all agree that Vegemite shouldn’t be lathered across bread like it’s fucking Nutella. Which is what happened at an Australian cafe, as documented on Reddit.
“Forgot to tell the bloke at the cafe how I like my Vegemite,” Redditor GaryGronk said, attaching the below image:
IT’S A BLOODY CRIME SCENE. Wtaf, was this cafe thinking?!
Reactions on Reddit were divided. Some found it (rightfully)abhorrent.
But many others thought the cafe’s Vegemite toast was actually acceptable, and even appealing.
Let’s be honest, tho. It was a massacre.
IMHO it’s just wrong.
