Trump’s FCC Guy Just Killed Poors’ Obamanet. Don’t We Feel Safer Already?
Trump's FCC Commissioner working to ensure no internet for dirty poors, hits the ground running. Are we tired of winning yet?
Trump Doesn’t Like Being Leaked On
No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean.
Trump Quite Miffed They Didn’t Tell Him What Was In All Those Thingummies He Signed
The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about
Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...
Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017
Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!
Deleted Comments: Enjoy A Trump Fan’s Wet Dream About Ending Voter Fraud With Summary Executions
You wouldn't believe how easy eliminating voter fraud would be. All you need is to start with a police state...
IT’S A WIN! Homeland Security Finally Backs The F*ck Down On Trump’s Sh*tty, Illegal Muslim Ban
Forces of light: 1. Sith lords: 0.
Grown-Up Chicken SO GOOD SO TASTY SO YOU MAKE IT RIGHT NOW.
OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn*
Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
The Resisters, The Resisted, and The Dumb Border Wall: Your Corporate Roundup
Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Exhausted By Trump, And It’s Only Been Two Damn Weeks
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump’s Travel Ban
So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Trump To Be Advised On ‘Women In The Workplace’ By Two Dudes. Your Open Thread!
Women -- should they wear pants?
Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here
Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?
Here’s Three OTHER Times Kellyanne Conway Was Stupid The Past 24 Hours
You'd think she would have gone home after the Bowling Green Massacre.
Texas Decides It Needs Court’s Foot Up Its Ass On Abortion Again, Please And Thank You!
Texas would like some more judicial pain.
ND Reps Vote Down Blue Laws Repeal So Their Wives Will Make Them Breakfast In Bed
Also so they can have a half a day without their wives spending all their money on new hats.
Stupidest Man On Internet Wants Steve Bannon To Sue Nancy Pelosi, For Butthurt
Steve Bannon a white supremacist? Where on earth would Nancy Peolsi ever get that idea?
Gross Milo Douchebag Can’t Wait To Ask White House Why Black Dick Is So Great
Milo got press credentials for a White House press briefing, because That's America Now.
Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Refugees Hurt By Donald Trump
Look, we are giving the new president a chance!
Nice Time: Watch Hundreds Of Utahns Greet The Last Arriving Refugees (For Now)
We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.
A Non-Boring Thing Explaining Why We’re Putting All Your Priests In Free Speech JAIL! (Also: We Aren’t)
Churches are not the only 501(c)3s!
Mmmm, This Coal Water Tastes Like Freedom!
Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.
Kellyanne Conway Remembers That Time She Died In The Bowling Green Massacre
If you don't believe her, then YOU ARE FAKE NEWS.
