You’ve got your black t-shirt, combat boots (DMs, obviously), and your “vintage” army jacket which the shop conveniently had 8 of in your size and 8 in everybody else’s size.
Sounds like you’re on your way to being a professional anarchist.
President Trump, who promised to create jobs has a new one for you: “Professional anarchist”.
Professional anarchists, thugs and paid protesters are proving the point of the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2017
True to his word, he has seemingly created hundreds of thousands of new positions.
The Women’s marches in the US for example had so many newly appointed professional anarchists.
Picture: Aaron P. Bernstein/Getty Images
All on his first full day in office. Top work.
Anarchistic protests against the US used to be a job abroad, but Trump has managed to deliver on this campaign promise. Bring professional anarchist jobs back to America.
Make anarchism great again!
Many people want to know they can apply for this new exciting opportunity.
wait, how do I become a *professional* anarchist? What's the pay like? What paperwork do I have to fill out? What qualifications do I need? pic.twitter.com/wWYqODqybH
— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) February 3, 2017
Donald, I've been protesting for free. How do I turn this into a paid gig? (Also, being a professional anarchist sounds like a top career.) https://t.co/zmczk2oeHX
— The Dark Knight (@CityJohn) February 3, 2017
Where can we apply for the job of 'Professional Anarchist'? I'm guessing the interviewing process would be a shambles. https://t.co/69HEICc5Fu
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) February 3, 2017
'What's your job?'
— Tom Reagan's Hat (@andymannion777) February 3, 2017
'Professional anarchist, I was amateur previously but I like to adhere to strict rules or else it's just anarchy.' https://t.co/2MeF5hRhhv
I applied to become a professional anarchist but they rejected me because I sent a resume.
— Mike Taylor (@mbrookstaylor) February 3, 2017
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