Bernie

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The 'burbs, Sydney
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Joined July 2008
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  1. 6 hours ago

    I heard you like Blockchains so imma put your Blockchain on a Blockchain.

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  2. 9 hours ago

    But....where are the cancelled trains?

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  3. 14 hours ago

    BuzzFeed nails it again. I am delicate and fancy.

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  4. 14 hours ago

    Do you want LONGER LASTING BUSINESS?

    the bloke behind the "WANT LONGER LAST SEX" billboards has declared bankruptcy *sad tuba plays*
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  5. 15 hours ago

    Amapullingthiscaroutofthegravelatthechase

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  6. 17 hours ago

    Accurate take, but probably more a Schumacher-are Batmobile, than the Nolan one.

    Replying to @bernietb
    Batmobile with a Tron paint job.
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  7. 18 hours ago

    GLORY BE THERE IS MILK IN THE FRIDGE

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  8. 18 hours ago

    This is horrific.

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    Want to see it for yourself? The Geneva Motor Show - March 6
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  9. 19 hours ago

    So GoGet has been hacked.

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  10. Jan 30

    Spoiler: No.

    Shorten tests weather on Adani but can he be Batman’s climate crusader? | Katharine Murphy
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  11. Jan 30

    You shouldn’t be charged GST on a tax. This is my take.

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  12. Jan 30

    I don’t necessarily think the tax (levy?) is unfair, but having to pay GST on it is definitely fucking criminal.

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  13. Jan 29

    Train arrives at Central. One bloke at the front of the queue takes one step inside the carriage and stops. Yes. That is a good place to stand while 20 other people try and get on.

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  14. Jan 29

    Goodness. This train is Not Cool.

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  15. Jan 29

    Look at this point if someone wanted to come and invade Australia, I’d be down with it. We’re cooked.

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  16. Jan 29

    This is a brilliant story. Also, what the fuck why would you do this? Do we need more reasons to prove that this country is - by and large - bereft of original thought?

    FOI INVESTIGATION: Ferry McFerryface wasn’t public choice for new ferry name
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  17. Jan 29

    Yeah nah hey

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    MEDIA: New Zealand navy vessel faces massive wave in Southern Ocean.
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  18. Jan 29

    Ahhh good. Another day of “better not miss my train”.

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  19. Jan 29

    I’m liking Lifehacker’s rebrand as

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  20. Jan 29

    19 Absolutely Fucking Stupid Things this One Cafe in Melbourne Absolutely Sells:

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