Having spent endless hours as a kid stationed at a claw machine, furiously attempting (and failing) to win a Simba plush toy, Timezone became a second…
Strewth Ruth: Uber Are Delivering Free Bags Of Ice To Your Australia Day BBQ Tomorrow
Here’s some chill news for those heading into a long weekend – Uber is delivering free bags of Ice to your place on Australia day. With fe…
Frozen Choc Oak Milk Slurpies Have Popped Up At Selective Sydney Servos AKA The Future Is Now
The future is now. Chocolate milk slurpies are here, with frozen Oak machines springing up across Sydney. While at this stage the machines are only at…
WATCH: This Billboard Coughs At Smokers When They Walk Past
As people start dropping their 2017 New Years resolutions, this Swedish pharmacy has installed genius billboards to empower those trying to give up sm…
WATCH: Confronting Footage Emerges Of On-Set Animal Abuse On Movie ‘A Dog’s Purpose’
Disturbing footage has been obtained by TMZ, showing a German Shepherd being forced into a rushing current of water and almost drowning on-set of upco…
Reddit User Is Confronted With This Vegemite On Toast Massacre At Cafe
How you like your Vegemite on toast is probably the most personal opinion any true blue Australian may hold. It usually goes two different ways: eithe…
New Research Finds Trance Music Is The Missing Ingredient For Growing Test Tube Babies
In news we never thought we’d write, Russian scientists believe that trance music may play an important role in the better development of ‘…
Australia Is In The Midst Of A Garlic Bread Shortage & Oh God No
Take a deep breathe and embrace those close to you. We have just learnt that Australia has taken a deep dive into a garlic bread shortage. This catast…
FCK OFF: A Brisbane Fella Woke Up To Find Carpet Python Wrapped Across His Neck
We are only four days into 2017 and Straya may have already peaked. An elderly man in Brisbane was bitten on the hand by a snake, after he woke up to …
Yowies Will Return To Aussie Shores After Getting Second Life In US
When I was growing up, you were either a Kinder Surprise kid or a Yowie-head. The main difference between the toy-filled choccys was that Kinder Surpr…
We’ve Out Straya’d Ourselves, As A Snake Is Spotted Swallowing A Whole Wallaby
It’s a jungle out there. Well, that’s what it appears to be as players on a ‘rainforest-themed’ golf course in Queensland, wat…
KFC Have Actually Created A Scented Candle That Legit Smells Like Fried Chicken
Sick of the reg candles, that generally smell like vanilla, sandalwood or any old scent? Would you rather smell the fragrance of 11 secret herbs and s…
PLS NO: Hamish & Andy Have Quit Radio, Announce That 2017 Will Be Last Year On Air
In news of the: NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO. Much loved Aussie radio pals, Hamish Blake and Andy Lee are officially quitting radio. The duo broke the sombe…
Iconic Aussie Teen Title ‘Dolly Magazine’ Has Been Given The Axe, Will No Longer Produce Print Editions
It’s the end of an era. After 46 years, Aussie teen girl’s go-to guide on a range of issues, Dolly Magazine, is axing its regular print ed…
WATCH: The Moment Some Drunken Melb Cup Goer Hands In Lost Wallet To Channel 9 Reporter
Almost the entire city of Melbourne is nursing a killer hangover today, after yesterday’s Melbourne Cup. It might be Australia’s most pres…
FCKIN STRAYA: Aussie Dude Films Huntman Spider Carrying A Mouse Up Side Of Washing Machine
Get ready to never leave the house, as a massive huntsman spider is on the loose, searching for small marsupials to devour. Aussie footage has gone vi…
WATCH: Vic Blokes Scare Off A 5M Shark From Their Fishing Boat With A Kitchen Broom
In news that makes you go NOPE – this shark video captured in Port Fairy, Victoria is enough to make you think twice about heading in for a dip …
WATCH: SpaceX Announces Its Plans For Mars With Phenomenal Video
SpaceX, the private space exploration and technology company spawned by visionary entrepreneur Elon Musk has today announced its plans to take people …
BLACKFISH VICTORY: California Bans All Killer Whale Captivity, Following SeaWorld Ending Orca Breeding
Yaas! Californians are officially chanting ‘FREE WILLY’ after Governor Jerry Brown signed legislation that will essentially outlaw all orc…
HIDDLESPLIT: All Signs Say Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston Are Over & The Internet Is Losing Its Shit
Sad news this morning for Hiddleswift fans, all signs are saying that the couple have split up. A “source” has revealed to People that …
UBER LEGALISED IN VIC: Andrews Govt Green Lights An Overhaul Of The Taxi Game
Victorian Uber users can rejoice with breaking news that the State Government has taken steps to overhaul the commercial passenger industry. In effect…
A CELEBRATION OF SIMONE BILES: 7 Times The Olympic Superstar Was An Ultimate Boss
As the Rio Olympic Games wrap up for 2016, the name to emerge, and the person everyone is talking about is not just Michael Phelps or Usain Bolt ̵…
WATCH: ‘The Project’ Gives A Face To The Manus Island Refugees, With Confronting Video Of Child
Following the damning release of the Nauru files, published by the Guardian, it was announced yesterday that the Manus Island Detention Centre is set …
Some Sicko Has Created A Melbourne Event To ‘Jump Off The Westgate For Harambe’ The Gorilla
An event has popped up overnight on Facebook encouraging people to ‘Jump off the Westgate for Harambe’, planned for 1 October. The event r…
A Daily Beast Writer Possibly Outed A Bunch Of Gay Olympians & People Are V. Pissed
Daily Beast writer Nico Hines has penned a bizarre feature story on using the dating app Grindr while in Rio for the Summer Olympics. It’s a cle…