PATRICK COLLINS: They will straighten his tie and mop his brow. They will remove the chips from his shoulders and the chewing gum from his jaws. And then the movers and shakers at the Football Association will cross their fingers, mumble a prayer and wheel him out to face the world: Big Sam, the Saviour of England. If custom is observed, questions from the media will be vetted. Certain delicate words or phrases will be banned: ‘Long ball... foreigners... agents...’ Instead, we shall be treated to stirring talk of ‘Pride, Passion and Playing for the Shirt’. And when all the shop-soiled slogans are exhausted and Big Sam is led away to his latest sports science seminar, we shall all sit back to contemplate the consequences of a truly calamitous appointment. It should be remembered that the FA’s initial instinct was to approach Arsene Wenger, a worthy if futile attempt to hire the very best. But then, absurdly, they changed tack. ...read
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