Even after MPs had been spoiled with three votes on Brexit to a workingman’s one, most in the Commons (pictured main) still looked like they were sucking on British-grown grapefruits at a funeral, writes KATIE HOPKINS (inset). Odorous Osborne (bottom right) massaged his own member with a speech about how much he had sacrificed for his country and for this vote. Every time I looked I saw horns and a tail – but my husband tells me these were not apparent in HD. If you want a final laugh, snake-in the-grass, Gina Miller now says she wants to work with the Government to help negotiate the Brexit deal. Gina darling, I wouldn’t ask for your help if I had just wet myself after a nasty sneezing episode (stranger things have happened). Run along and play with someone equally impotent – Nicola Sturgeon perhaps? ...read

The shouting masses in London (pictured), Glasgow, Newcastle, Manchester, Birmingham and Cardiff have too much spare time on their hands, writes KATIE HOPKINS (inset). All of them are willing to stand about shouting ‘No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA’, despite the fact none of these are likely to listen to people who are undoubtedly in need of a job, a shower or both. An online petition against the President's visit has the support of more than 1.7million people, but is also utterly pointless. Pandering to the proletariat clicking on petitions is not a good precedent to set. ...read