Samantha Blair

Samantha Blair

@samm_blairr

Watch me belly flop in the world that is adulthood. So far it hurts like a bitch.

Newport Beach, CA

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  1. Retweeted by
    Apr 13

    When your mum is angry at you and asks 'who do you think you are?!'

    11:01 AM - 13 Apr 2014 · Details
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    Apr 12

    love is an open drive-thru

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  3. Apr 12

    casually watching iron man and crying because drunk

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    Apr 12

    There was a team at that was "Boynton Beauties" really wanted to correct them. It's

    from Eugene, OR
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    Apr 12

    all I want is a hundred million dollars and a bad bitch

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  6. Apr 11

    WAIT WHY ARE YOU IN THE ER IS EVERYTHING OK?!?!?!?!

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  7. Apr 11

    I got Avengers! Which Superhero Team Should You Join? via

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    Apr 11

    Loving all the love, folks. It's been a blast. Though can somebody please explain how anyone can keep their thoughts to 140 characters or le

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    Apr 11

    . Trainers Are No Longer Allowed In Water With Whales, Court Rules

    12:38 PM - 11 Apr 2014 · Details
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    Apr 10

    I wear my heart on my sleeve and my thirst on my face.

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    Apr 10

    Seasonal drug testing in the NFL begins on 4/20.

    1:56 PM - 10 Apr 2014 · Details
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  12. Apr 10

    MY 21ST BIRTHDAY IS IN 197 DAYS HOLY FUCK YES

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  13. Apr 9

    i wish i wasn't so restless. mehhhhhhhhhhh

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  14. Apr 8

    17 Made-Up Words All Twentysomethings Need To Start Using via

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    Apr 8

    me at the gym getting ready for my summer body

    12:11 PM - 8 Apr 2014 · Details
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    Apr 8

    19 Flawless Pieces of Sex Advice From Tumblr

    11:48 AM - 8 Apr 2014 · Details
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  17. Apr 8

    Bliss (adj.): 80 degrees and laying by the pool with a margarita.

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    Apr 8

    When somebody says 'describe yourself'

    3:11 AM - 8 Apr 2014 · Details
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  19. Apr 7

    warning: do NOT watch law & order when eating noodles because you will be reminded of intestines of a dead person and want to throw up.

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    Apr 7

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