The Land Pirates (2010)

Actors: Maxx Maulion (actor), Elizabeth Ammann (actress), Mike Murphy (producer), Mike Murphy (actor), Mike Murphy (producer), Mike Murphy (writer), Mike Murphy (writer), Mike Murphy (director), Mike Murphy (editor), Mike Murphy (miscellaneous crew), Natasha Rose Capener (actress), Danielle Kaplowitz (actress), Jennie Taber (actress), Frank Wolff (director), Frank Wolff (writer),

Plot: The Land Pirates are small group of guys who do all their pillaging, raping, and general pirating on Land only (They hate water!). In this episode, Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard must go through the Land Pirate ritual of 'The Drinking of the Cups' before they can okay his upcoming marriage to Maureen. Meanwhile, Maureen's friends are scheming to prevent the wedding from happening.

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

The Penny (2008)

Actors: John Cessna (producer), John Cessna (director), John Cessna (writer), John Cessna (writer), John Cessna (editor), Ryan Pratt (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Spanke (actor), Jeff Spanke (director), Juan Alfaro (actor), Juan Alfaro (miscellaneous crew), Stephanie Mae (miscellaneous crew), Ryan Pavey (miscellaneous crew), William F. Cabral (actor), G. Bradford Oman (actor), Ryan Pavey (actor),

Genres: Fantasy, Musical, Romance, Short,

Retribution (2005)

Actors: David Wilkinson (producer), Robert Bevan (producer), Keith Hayley (producer), Steven Lewis Simpson (composer), Steven Lewis Simpson (writer), Steven Lewis Simpson (editor), Steven Lewis Simpson (actor), Steven Lewis Simpson (director), Steven Lewis Simpson (producer), David Paul Baker (actor), James Bryce (actor), Ian Hanmore (actor), Charlie Savill (producer), Aleksandar Mikic (actor), Sheila Donald (actress),

Genres: Thriller,

Lawless: Dead Evidence (2001)

Actors: Antony I. Ginnane (producer), C. Thomas Howell (actor), Bruce Hopkins (actor), John Barnett (producer), Eric De Beus (editor), Tim Sanders (producer), Kevin Smith (actor), Gavin Strawhan (writer), Gavin Strawhan (producer), Dean Butler (actor), Andrew Robertt (actor), Stephen Papps (actor), Andrea Bruce (actress), Geoff Dolan (actor), Ross Duncan (actor),

Genres: Crime, Thriller,

Childhood Sweetheart? (1997)

Actors: Patrick Williams (composer), Leon Russom (actor), Rutanya Alda (actress), Melissa Gilbert (actress), Ed Lauter (actor), Ronny Cox (actor), Warden Neil (costume designer), Daniel H. Blatt (producer), Keith MacKechnie (actor), Warren Munson (actor), Jim Oliver (editor), Barbara Babcock (actress), Jeanine Jackson (actress), Elizabeth S. Barton (miscellaneous crew), Elliot Friedgen (producer),

Plot: Karen and Greg were childhood sweethearts. Twelve-year-old Karen mysteriously disappears on her way to Greg's house. Seventeen years later, a woman claiming to be Karen shows up outside Greg's window. She tells Greg that she was abducted by a man who kept her prisoner for years. Greg and Karen's mother are convinced that this woman is Karen. However, Karen's father and the police detective who has been searching for Karen all these years have their doubts. A small-town sheriff contacts the police detective and says the woman claiming to be Karen may be wanted for murder.

Keywords: childhood-sweetheart, kidnapping, mistaken-identity
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: After seventeen years, a missing girl returns home. But is she a long-lost friend or a cold-blooded killer?

Inner Sanctum II (1994)

Actors: Ashlie Rhey (miscellaneous crew), Peter Spellos (actor), Fred Olen Ray (director), Chuck Cirino (composer), David Warner (actor), James Booth (actor), Fred Olen Ray (writer), Michael Nouri (actor), Joe Estevez (actor), Robert Quarry (actor), Fred Olen Ray (actor), Richard Gabai (actor), Kato Kaelin (actor), Stephen Eckelberry (editor), Sandahl Bergman (actress),

Plot: This is the story of Jennifer Reed who was forced into killing her husband in self defence. As of late, she has been plagued with nightmares of her recently deceased hubby returning from the dead to kill her. Her house is soon full of people like her husband's brother Bill and his wife Sharon who are eager to cash in on the inheritance. There is also a suspicious housekeeper and a unstable looking psychiatrist. Everyone is out for something and poor Jennifer is caught in the middle of it all and is slowly going insane.

Keywords: adultery, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, blonde, brother-in-law, doctor, dream-sequence, erotica, exploitation
Genres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Deep. Dark. Deadly.

Quotes:

Sharon Reed: I don't FEEL like being pleasant!

Jennifer Reed: They're not like dreams - they're more like horror movies.

Detective Hooper: If being broke was a crime, this guy would be doing life.

Anna Rawlins: [unlocks a briefcase full of money] I'm rich!::Bill Reed: We're rich.

Inner Sanctum (1991)

Actors: Bennett Fidlow (miscellaneous crew), William Butler (actor), Ted Newsom (actor), Jay Richardson (actor), Mark Damon (producer), Fred Olen Ray (producer), Chuck Cirino (composer), Fred Olen Ray (director), Michelle Bauer (miscellaneous crew), Bob Corff (miscellaneous crew), Steven Nielson (editor), Joseph Bottoms (actor), Tanya Roberts (actress), Brett Baxter Clark (actor), Alan Amiel (producer),

Plot: A woman attempts suicide when she suspects her husband doesn't love her and is having an affair. Now she's wheelchair-bound, and her husband, who indeed doesn't love her and is having an affair, hires a private nurse to look after his wife. The nurse begins to suspect that she was hired because of unproven allegations that she murdered someone's wife in a similar situation, that the husband wants her to murder his wife.

Keywords: adultery, betrayal, breasts, disabled, double-cross, dream-sequence, erotica, female-nudity, femme-fatale, heir
Genres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Enter the Dangerous and Erotic Inner Sanctum of Tanya Roberts and Margaux Hemingway. Where passion and murder are one...

Quotes:

Anna Rawlins: [to Baxter Reed] Did you hire Lynn to murder Jennifer... Did you Bax?

Baxter Reed: [about Jennifer's disability] I oughta make her crawl.

Anna Rawlins: Cut it out! How would you like a sexual harrasment charge?::Baxter Reed: [laughs] How would you like to lock the door?::Anna Rawlins: How would you like a kneeing in the nuts?

Anna Rawlins: Bax? When someone's in love it's supposed to feel good.

Melvin & Maureen's Musicagrams (1991)

Actors: Sophie Aldred (actress), Jonathan Cohen (composer), Matthew Devitt (actor), Alison Stewart (producer), Sally Fraser (director),

Genres: Family, Music,

The War of the Roses (1989)

Actors: Kathleen Turner (actress), Danny DeVito (director), Arnon Milchan (producer), David Newman (composer), Marianne Sägebrecht (actress), Peter Brocco (actor), G.D. Spradlin (actor), Peter Donat (actor), Michael Douglas (actor), James L. Brooks (producer), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Danny DeVito (actor), Sean Astin (actor), Leigh French (miscellaneous crew), Saul Bass (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The Roses, Barbara and Oliver, live happily as a married couple. Then she starts to wonder what life would be like without Oliver, and likes what she sees. Both want to stay in the house, and so they begin a campaign to force each other to leave. In the middle of the fighting is D'Amato, the divorce lawyer. He gets to see how far both will go to get rid of the other, and boy do they go far..

Keywords: 1980s, acrobat, auction, based-on-novel, battle-of-the-sexes, black-comedy, bookshelf, candelabra, car-wreck, cat
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Once in a lifetime comes a motion picture that makes you feel like falling in love all over again. This is not that movie.

Quotes:

Barbara Rose: Have you ever made angry love?::Gavin: Is there any other way?

Oliver Rose: You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me, were you?::Barbara Rose: You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?

Oliver Rose: You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp.

[Finding out that they are going to get a divorce]::Oliver Rose: And you better get yourself a damn good lawyer!::Barbara Rose: Best your money can buy!

Gavin: Oliver, my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love and revenge.

[Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]::Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!::Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.

[Oliver Rose lies in agony, after having his penis bitten severely by Barbara Rose]::Barbara Rose: Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Gavin: There is no winning! Only degrees of losing!

Barbara Rose: [after learning that Oliver is moving back into the home] This is the stupidest thing you've ever done!::Oliver Rose: Second stupidest.

Oliver Rose: Barbara, Susan is here. She wants to know if you are all right.::Barbara Rose: Never felt better.::Oliver Rose: [opens the door for Susan] Thank you for dropping by, Susan.::Susan: Will you go outside with me, Mr.Rose?::Oliver Rose: Let's go. [pauses] Wait a minute, I forgot something.::Susan: What?::Oliver Rose: Barbara! [shuts the door in front of her nose]